SRK Lounge The Drama Free Edition...haha I can't even type it without laughing

11th grade and with a kid… That’s bragging rights? Pathetic. People are that desperate for validation? What’s next? “I was born with excessive anal leakage. BRAGGING RIGHTS cuz I always wear diapers.”

I want to meet the father. How hungry must have this dude been to smash that? If I was the father of said teenager, I would be too busy laughing at him for being that hungry. Honestly, I wouldn’t even get mad. That’s a mark of shame that will haunt him till he dies. I’ll pull him to the side and ask,“You know there’s nothing wrong with using your hands if you need to relieve yourself son.”

I really hate it when people attempt to justify their ignorance by throwing out-dated credentials (I’ve been doing this for years) in my face.
Yeah, well you’ve been doing it WRONG for years.

he was prolly busted as fuck too…some dudes gotta settle for what they can get, i highly doubt it was a ryan gosling who just wanted to nut into something…

Bullshit legendary souls mode and versus mode not giving you points. I remember why I hate playing against the computer now. Fucking Kilik is nonsense.

U think I keep around pics of girls I’ve had one night stands with or fucked 15 years ago? Gtfo

Not worth my time and effort anyways. I’ll throw u a bone now and then clu

Yes.

:coffee:

I hereby dub thee “Mini-Million”

morning sketch

Spoiler

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lmao @ praticing HCF for 2 hours a day for 3 months.

am i the only one that instinctively thinks of starcraft everytime i see “SCV”?

Nope. When I first came here, I saw hype for SC2… I thought everybody was talking about Starcraft 2, and I was like OMG… back in 2k3.

When someone says AC (referring to Ass is Red), I think Asheron’s Call.
When someone says MW (referring to Cowa Dunga), I think MechWarrior.

Chillin in my car outside walmart, waiting for the woman to go on her lunch break. There are some sad ass people out here.

In other news, what do you guys think of Dodge Caliburs?

28MPG at best. My step dad fills up daily on his commute. It’s a 200 mile round trip, 15 gallon tank, much of which is in the city, where he thinks he gets under 20 MPG.

No thanks. I get close to 35 in my Lancer. I’m tryna lower my car payment though.

Look into the Chevy Cruze at all? 40MPGs highway…
There’s also the new Ford Focus, which is a cheap car, and it gets about 32-40MPG

Well I’m kinda looking for something with a hatchback. I make a lot of trips to UPS.

That’s why I said the NEW Focus…

http://www.ford.com/cars/focus/?searchid=59173709|2241205109|11207462

Has a hatchback. And that Blue Candy color is fucking hot.

Aw hell. I’ll have to look into that. I’ve always thought the focus was pretty meh, but the newer ones are slick.

Hi friends.

I need a new avatar, suggestions?

Yeah, they redesigned the suspension too in a good way. I tried a 2k4 Focus and was like YO FUCK THIS… Winding backroads make me need a cheap ass car that has a good suspension - the Chevy Cavalier was the best for that… $14k car and handled backroads at 40MPH like a fucking pro.
I got a Cobalt now because I was able to afford it, but methinks a Focus might be next… Or something equally as sexy.
I really want either a Civic or a Cruze though.

The Ford Focus is hella bomb. I want one badly. But I also need a job so I can afford the Ford focus. Damn people wanting moneys for their products.

On the plus side, WooT Algol.