SRK Lounge The Drama Free Edition...haha I can't even type it without laughing

man warp come onnnnnn let me in your asssss

Warpticon would give it up, he just likes to play hard to get.

Fuck.

TPB may hate laundry day, but I hate food shopping day, worse.

Oh well - at least they fall on the same day, so we can suffer like bros together.

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man the only good thing about the gen-x movie is the fuller body emma has.

it’s relevant because i don’t fucking play nerd-ass whiteboy boardgames and i was trying to help change the subject.

and if i ever saw any of you hos playing some dork-ass narrated wizard bullshit IRL, i’d flip the table.

only place you should be rollin dice is huddled against a brick wall near the corner

get money

lol just got hit with it…

Shit is wild, a thundering snowstorm… I’ve never seen this before in my life…

ok bulldancer you go into the tavern and see the rest of your adventuring crew

clu2 the illithid that has gone good and spurned his underdark illithid ways
reg the sorceror
and shaft agent the blackling (black halfing)

If I’m playing hard to get, then I’m in the motherfucking hall of fame of that game.

Yep. I officially hate you now. Nothing personal, just teeming, boiling hate. 4Play hate. invokes the name, hoping to bring him back

can I cast magic missile?

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Eldritch sparks flicker from your fingers as a white bolt springs from your fingertips “WHAT DIS BIG OL MAGICIN WHITEBOY DOIN” Exclaims the blackling as he ducks under the table for cover. The Magic Missile zips past Bulldancer and strikes the hidden Assassin that had been sneaking up behind him. The Assassin, so shocked that anyone detected him, dies of a heart attack.

Thunder snow is a pretty good name

There are some females on this planet that are so attractive it makes me not want to be alive. Its just insane.

Doesn’t matter if Marilyn had a crusty-ass pre-tampon menstrual vag. Magick her ass into today’s world, teach her today’s feminine hygiene techniques, and she remains a quintessential female specimen even out of her original context.

Boel is the lovechild of Grant Morrison and Ben Grimm.

Lol, yeah, I know right?Wait.What.

Rock - get in here, and straighten this boy out, he trippin’.

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Except it doesn’t cure fatness.

It closes its one good eye, and ignores it, as he pretends to be doing it on a waterbed.

And he leaves in the morning/once he wakes/sobers up.

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I don’t even know what to say, honestly.

HAHAHAHAHHA. No such females exist.

Did you get your V Card surgically re-attached or something?

Was it during your gelding, perhaps?

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There are just some females out there that are beyond attractive. What sucks, is that there is no way I would ever end up with one of them. Or inside one of them. My swag is like… 0.