I’d let Audrey Hepburn shit into my ass.
id feel less dirty with a dick all up in there
marilyn had plastic surgery on her nose…and pretty much every pic of lindsay (or any celeb, really) looking crazy is some random paparazzi shit. every photo of marilyn or any celeb from before like the 90’s is some carefully posed shit. it’s hilarious how cats will post a pic of a broad blowing her nose while eating a ham sandwich and say it’s proof that she’s fallen off or w/e.
Having someone shit in your own asshole is a new one to me.
you should totally watch swap.avi
exactly. Props to any girl that tells you to not put it in her ass, cuz that’s where she poops. Too bad she got cancer like a mother fucker. Seems like half the pornstars are only doing it to pay their hospital bills. If only my dick could cure cancer…instead, it only cures being fat and lonely.
I need to move out the of Midwest and find me a nice brown girl. Midwest face is getting old.
I cannot even begin to describe the brilliance of this comment.
That’s it, really… greatest forum post ever. Greatest thing anyone’s ever said, perhaps. Gonna go jump off a cliff now, because I’ll never see anything greater than that.
The picture I posted of Lohan is from a benefit auction red carpet. Lohan has had both a boob job and lip augmentation.
25 going on 50
Bill Gate’s fortune? I’m sure you can’t do that…
But he wants to fuck you in the ass before he gives it to you?
Deal or no deal?
Deal. Dude, deal. I’d let him do it twice.
Mo money, mo problems.
Dick in butt is not worth his fortune if I gotta have the antitrust lawsuits along with it.
No thank you.
snow be over over here
snowver
That wasn’t in the deal. It was dick in butt for his fortune. It’s black and white.
Dick in the ass. Easy.
exactly. same shit with Hepburn (no offense, Negaduck. all Hepburn’s got is god tier eyebrows.). like i said in the Jennifer Aniston thread, saying vintage chicks looked better than chicks now is disingenuous because all those iconic photos were doctored- and you’re lying if you think doctored photos of vintage chicks looked better than doctored photos of modern chicks.
Lohan never went outside with her own period blood all over the outside of her clothes
#Lohanstillwinning
Bet she has her redwings, though.
Also, y’all gay.
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I don’t see how the Marilyn comparison is even relevant. They’re both gross skanks. Just one is dead so we have the benefit of someone slandering her post-mortem. Wait till Lohan is dead.
P.S. Hitler was gay.
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But more importantly, not as hard to get to as my ass, which is the point.
Why do I need Bill Gates’s fortune?