SRK Lounge "Spay or Neuter your threads" ver 3

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WTF? Africans are smoking the anti viral HIV drugs, rat poison and weed to make wanga?

PASS THAT SHIT HOMIE!!

Real talk: Any half-decent company would want you to complete school, THEN come work for them in an expanded capacity.

*Unless your school is ICDC, Phoenix or one of those kinds of schools, in which case take the job and dont look back

The cool part about Fresh Prince is that they actually hinted at the switch a few times with some jokes.

Africa be fucking up!

It’s just a Junior college. Getting my AA this semester so we will see.

I’ll look into it some more but 50k a year at my age is hard to pass up.

Thanks for the answers guys.

#Tiger Woods: He had the burden of breaking golf’s color barrier. He was a safe marketing decision because he had to be wholesome. That old boy’s community would never accept him (or they would’ve put his career through a greater gauntlet of scrutiny) if he introduced himself with the image of lighting cigars with $100 bills and screwing your white daugh-- screwing your white wife’s unsuccessful friends.

golf has always been for snooty rich people. i don’t know of any white guys who act that way in golf. correct me if i’m wrong.

i think this is just another example of you guys saying ‘oh he’d only get flack coz he’s black’ without realizing there’s more to it than that.

the only racial element is that everyone likes to screw white women. i’ll drink to that

Do you mean Charlie Sheen’s patented IDGAF attitude, or being a skank chaser/adulterer? I’m sure plenty of players have dirt, but nobody in golf acts like a drugged-up douche.

Tiger did go through scrutiny early in his pro career, and he did knock down a number of race-related rules in golf. If you’d agree that he was scrutinized, then you might see how it would further complicate matters if his indiscretions were a part of his image from the start.

Tiger ruled golf in the wrong era.

There is absolutely nothing different from Tiger Woods and my favorite athlete of all time Michael Jordan.

Both held down the #1 title of their respective sport for a extended period of time, and both were arrogant assholes.

Luckily for Michael he got away with all the bull shit that he did. The gambling and well most of you know the rest.

Tiger for the most part got away with everything, and then BAM everything comes crashing down becuase he does something 90% of sports athlete do… cheat on their wives.

Probably didn’t help that his wife was white and media start playing the “ohhh poor girl how he could do this to her” bull shit.

Bitch married to a god dam cKrAzillionaire, what the fuck! You must be stupid as fuck if you honestly didn’t expect him to cheat.

If bitch was smart she would of kept that shit private between them, and start getting him to pony up money for her family, friends and keep riding that money train until he is no longer relevant. Once nigga stop making 100 million a year, then leave his ass and take half of that plus child support.

You set yourself up for life, your children, your family, and your friends. Congratulations you just won life, and if you somehow blow that then write a fucking book about it, then go cry on Oprah.

i dunno, i think any person regardless of economic standing has a right to expect their spouse to be honest or faithful. and a right to be upset and betrayed if that person isn’t faithful.

i’d respect a woman who left a rich guy because he cheated WAY more than i’d respect a woman who ‘played it smart’ and used it to her advantage to get money. SRK confuses me

He’s a professional athlete though. You have to know it comes with the territory. I’m sure she expected him not to cheat, who does? But when it did happen you have to know that the possibility was there from the beginning. At that point you have two options.

Option A - Walk away.
Option B - Stay, and accept that he will continue to cheat.

There is absolutely no point to straddle in the middle hoping, praying that option C magically appears where he stop cheating, and everything turns out perfect.

I’m sure I said this hundreds of time on SRK, but what the hell it’s 3 AM and I might as well again.

An idiot is someone who doesn’t learn from their mistakes.
A person with average intelligence is someone who does learn from their mistakes.
A smart person is someone who learn from others mistake.

We’ve seen this story play out since professional athletes were making million of dollars. That’s damn near 31 years of the same shit happening. If you see a scenario that plays out for 31 years how on earth do you not know it’s coming?

I’m not saying that you should go into marriage waiting for it to happen, what I am saying is that if you’re going to get married to a high profile person you have to know what comes with it, and things that might just happen.

If I marry a chick with daddy issues, I have to know at some point I will have to deal with it.
If I marry a chick that is bi-polar, I have to know at some point I will have to deal with it.
If I marry a chick that can’t cook, I know I have to deal with it.

Can’t go sky diving without a backup parachute.

P.S I didn’t mean to say she should stay and milk him. What I meant was that if she chooses option B she might as well milk him. I like you rather picked she select option A and just walked away when it happened. Of course she didn’t, they start to argue and the rest blows up.

Does it matter if it’s 1 or 1000? Cheating is cheating.

Once it happened she had two options. Get the fuck out, or stay and live with it.

Instead these two idiots turned it into the biggest cluster fuck of PR moves possible giving us the 24/7 ESPN/TMZ Tiger story.

I think it’s possible for a professional athlete to stay faithful, actually. i’m not quite that cynical yet anyway

you need to ask yourself a few questions.

Can i move later?
Do you think you can handle random hours?

I recently left a company where the hours changed every week. i seriously had difficulty getting ANYTHING accomplished outside of work besides errands. what was 40 hrs/wk felt like 60 or more because the hours were chopped up.

i feel like an old man. i bought dragon age origins for my ps3 a few days ago along with nba 2k11, and i’ve finally gotten around to starting it up…i put the dvd in and it starts installing.

since when have console games required installation?! and a long ass installation at that, it’s been like 3-4 mins at least so far and it’s only 68% complete!

i got it last september when the slim dropped. i only played fallout 3, SSF4 and madden on it…before i had a 360.

if the car accident didn’t happen i feel like tiger and elin would’ve quietly peaced it up and figured out some sort of arrangement. afte that accident and then all of the bitches coming out of the woodwork there really was no way for them to remain together. shitting on a person is one thing, shitting on a person and then having everyone in the world find out about it is another.

Although she was quite vengeful in pursuing Woods’ funds during the divorce, I find it interesting that people always forget that Tiger pursued Elin for over a year on a level that would give the average dude a restraining order. At first she didn’t want anything to do with him and turned down his most expensive gifts. So I don’t think a girl with that mentality was marrying just for money, because being Swedish and having a mom with a government position pretty much means she’s not poor in any capacity.

There is something “powerfully sexy” about that voice for Dark Phoenix…she sounds so damn charged up and wild it’s amazing… like her sexual powerlevel itself might actually kill you simply for standing too close, like the actual character. (*If such a being existed, no human could survive the intense heat and radiation surrounding her.) That voice is just raw hotness, so to speak…she sounds like she wants to also rape you…before or after killing you.

This also reminds me again of how I hate the high-pitched squeak voices you often hear in the average anime. *Oh yeah… in the CN airing of english dub Bleach-- Adult Nel finally has appeared, and yes…the english voice for her is absolutely superior for this reason. It sounds like a legitimate womanly voice, unlike the shrill nonsense going on with the original japanese voice… it wasn’t simply a “child-like” voice in Nel’s case…it sounded like a small child that just inhaled helium and had their voice further boosted into “nails on a chalkboard” levels of irritation. I had to hit mute immediately whenever that bitch spoke. Goddamn it those voices make me want to punch something because of how annoying it is.

Oh… joy. Devil May Cry movie confirmed to be in the works… and by the same folks that brought us the Resident Evil movies. I think we all know how this is going to turn out :coffee:

Awesome.

Why haven’t they made a fighting game based on spiritual mythology? Zeus vs Nio vs St. Peter-- who wouldn’t play that? Meanwhile the ‘13 yo girl in a maid costume’ design’s been copied more times than Bruce Lee.