Damn thurst, going all the way in. It’s kool @Rabbit2k7 , i feel your pain. I’ve been that dude all my life as well haha
WTF-AKUMA-HAX:
Sonic habeeb the cat lady version of a gamer, doritos are for rich people in the EMP|MLG not his EBT
sonichabeeb bought 4 copies of duke nukem forever as an investment and he likes shit games like that : that came out of a time capsule from 10 years ago.
Duke was pretty fun for what it was.
Habib (Arabic: حبيب, ḥabīb; Arabic pronunciation: [ħɑbiːb ]), also written Habeeb is an Arabic male name with the meaning “beloved”, or “sweetheart”
Habib (Arabic: حبيب, translit. ḥabīb; Arabic pronunciation: [ħabiːb ]), sometimes written as Habeeb, is an Arabic masculine given name and occasional surname with the meaning "beloved". The name is popular throughout the Muslim World, though particularly in the Middle East and Africa. In other countries, especially in Yemen and Southeast Asian countries such as Brunei, Singapore, Indonesia and Malaysia, it is an honorific to address a Muslim scholar of Sayyid (a descendant of Muhammad) famili
I told you this before that you kept calling me your “habeeb” anyway. I guess you like to call random dudes on the internet your “sweetheart.”
WTF-AKUMA-HAX is on Tinder and POF as that “stale chicken fried rice smelling Asian guy”
Male seeking Male
odin
October 28, 2015, 7:20pm
1824
Raz0r
October 28, 2015, 7:23pm
1825
Statistically speaking, he’ll be out of school in about 8 years and in prison in 13 years.
Pertho
October 28, 2015, 7:27pm
1826
Na Tasha?
Did Ra’s Al Ghul fuck a hoodrat?
Statistically speaking you should have died from aids already…We are so proud of you!!!
SoVi3t
October 28, 2015, 7:43pm
1830
ftfy
girl I met in Toronto blew me the entire way drive back to my city (like an hour’s drive, with traffic). My buddy was driving, it was pretty baller. He never even figured it out. I think all car rides would be much more thrilling, if I were to get blown during them.
@Million
What are your thoughts on Mozhan Marno? [Ayla Sayyad (House of Cards Netflix) and Samar Navabi (The Blacklist)]
Spoiler
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ2NzM4NjQ1MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDU4MzMxMjE@ .V1 .jpg
Raz0r:
You just hateful, man.
Welcome to the Lounge, fam.
thurst:
Rabbit2k7:
The uniquely male struggle of trying to look cool all the time, while being an idiot, was in full effect for me this morning.
I had stopped at the gas station this morning to get a coffee (it has a Caribou attached to it) and some of those fine ass breakfast taquitos. This morning, however, there was some giant woman standing in front of the taquitos. Something about her cascading fat rolls made me keep my distance. I decided to get a slice of breakfast pizza instead. Sausage, eggs, bell peppers, with white gravy in place of the sauce. The pizza is just on a slip of cardboard. I pay and head outside, and it has started raining. I try my hardest to cover my pizza with my free hand, which is holding keys and a coffee. Since this is doing nothing to keep my pizza dry, I cross my arm in front of me and create a nice little cove to hide my pizza in. Then I drop my keys, and almost drop my coffee. Crouched down in the rain, trying to pick my keys up with my pinky finger on my coffee hand, and getting my pizza all wet. It was not a good look.
At that moment one of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen (in this town) walks out of the Caribou and looks me dead in the eyes. Here I am, at my most vulnerable, clinging to rained on pizza, and this is how she sees me. I felt like saying something. Like hey don’t worry, I don’t normally do this! I would have gotten taquitos and they would have been dry! I WOULDN’T HAVE DROPPED MY KEYS IN THE RAIN BECAUSE TAQUITOS ARE EASIER TO HOLD! But it was too late. She had already turned around and started to walk away.
What if it had been different? What if I wasn’t a moron? What if I had dry pizza? Would she have stayed?
This is a sign that your fat, frail, no balance-having ass shouldn’t be eating fucking taquitos and pizza for breakfast. No respectable is giving a nigga with a coffee and taquitos any kind of rhythm, much less in the A.M.
well idk why you gotta yell at me
Who would have thought this video game box art would be so eerily prophetic?
Soviet greets Neesa in his traditional manner.
Spoiler
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/streetfighter/images/0/0d/SF2-snes-box.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100814025038
SoVi3t
October 28, 2015, 8:02pm
1837
Anybody seen Green Inferno yet?
Was supposed to be this gruesome horror movie, I ended up laughing my ass off at the whole thing. How am I supposed to be scared about some dude jerking off in a bamboo cage while he looks at the other prisoners? Was I supposed to freak out when they shove 1/8th of an ounce of weed down a dead broad’s throat so the cannibals would get stoned after eating her? As a dude, was I supposed to be wince when they kept leading up to the heroine getting her clit chopped off?
Pertho
October 28, 2015, 8:04pm
1838
Shouldn’t you be terrorizing a deep frier? Shut your special sauce gurgling ass up. Your fat ass woud’ve licked that shit up from the OJ Simpson crime scene. McWarrior biggest OG at ball pits.
odin
October 28, 2015, 8:06pm
1839
SoVi3t:
Anybody seen Green Inferno yet?
Was supposed to be this gruesome horror movie, I ended up laughing my ass off at the whole thing. How am I supposed to be scared about some dude jerking off in a bamboo cage while he looks at the other prisoners? Was I supposed to freak out when they shove 1/8th of an ounce of weed down a dead broad’s throat so the cannibals would get stoned after eating her? As a dude, was I supposed to be wince when they kept leading up to the heroine getting her clit chopped off?
I read a spoiler from someone on SRK a while ago.
It ain’t no Cannibal Holocaust.
But in that movie, the director was almost arrested because people thought he actually killed the actors haha
dab00g
October 28, 2015, 8:08pm
1840
The try hard fat ass? Fuck man lose weight
Hip hop abs should help
