SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

[Gamegeezer]

The try hard fat ass? Fuck man lose weight

Hip hop abs should help

Naw, the doing stupid shit in front of females aspect, lol.

[angelpalm]

Welcome to the Lounge, fam.

Joined 5 years ago.

Shouldn’t you be terrorizing a deep frier? Shut your special sauce gurgling ass up. Your fat ass woud’ve licked that shit up from the OJ Simpson crime scene. McWarrior biggest OG at ball pits.

Not gonna lie, that shit was hella forced. I can see Mcwarrior saying “fam” with some Wisconsin accent straight out of Fargo. Old CHEEESY BOOTY ass cracka ass craka, probably got a closet full of cheeseheads and packers paraphernalia.

[Exodus_1]

The only positive thing about Christmas-in-October is that I can buy winter beers now.

Fuck you pumpkin BULLSHIT.

Gimme mah cinnamon and nutmeg

[SoVi3t]

Anybody seen Green Inferno yet?

Was supposed to be this gruesome horror movie, I ended up laughing my ass off at the whole thing. How am I supposed to be scared about some dude jerking off in a bamboo cage while he looks at the other prisoners? Was I supposed to freak out when they shove 1/8th of an ounce of weed down a dead broad’s throat so the cannibals would get stoned after eating her? As a dude, was I supposed to be wince when they kept leading up to the heroine getting her clit chopped off?

I read a spoiler from someone on SRK a while ago.
He said exactly what you said… It was supposed to be a gruesome movie that made you feel uneasy… Instead it was a goofy piece of shit.

It ain’t no Cannibal Holocaust.

But in that movie, the director was almost arrested because people thought he actually killed the actors haha

Cannibal Holocaust the director had to reunite the actors IN COURT to prove he hadn’t murdered them on film.

In this movie, I can’t stress how fucking goofy it was to have a guy just start openly jerking off, while people are yelling at him. Cannibals eat pot seasoned chick, and get stoned. Dude tries to escape then, and giggling villagers eat him alive while he screams ‘they have the munchies’. The first scene after the first horror part of the movie (where some dude who just witnessed some of his friend get speared to death, somehow assumes the villagers now want to help him, then proceeds to get torn apart piece by piece), is a comedy scene. Everybody is terrified about what is about to happen, and some broad literally has a minute long shit that everybody, including the other prisoners, laughs about. Just the nastiest foamiest sounding shit you’ve ever heard.

I swear to God, it was the equivalent to a grade 8 student being given 40 million dollars to make a movie, and that’s what he came up with. All it was missing was fart jokes and Eddie Murphy in a fat suit to become the true trainwreck we all knew it could be.

[odin]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh McWarrior is MechWarrior.

[ThePurpleBunny]

How am I supposed to be scared about some dude jerking off in a bamboo cage while he looks at the other prisoners?

Is this what Raz0r was talking about that got his jimmies rustled?

[Rabbit2k7]

Damn thurst, going all the way in. It’s kool @Rabbit2k7 , i feel your pain. I’ve been that dude all my life as well haha

The try hard fat ass? Fuck man lose weight

Hip hop abs should help

whoa hey why is everybody calling me fat now? thats fucked up

[odin]

Nidoking is my favourite pokemon. And I just realized odin backwards… Is Nido.

[SoVi3t]

Nidoking is my favourite pokemon. And I just realized odin backwards… Is Nido.

I can sing the Jigglypuff song perfectly. This is extra weird, considering I have a very deep, sexually inviting voice (just ask @Neesa)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjyL2Wooh9Q

fun fact: I drunkenly sang the song to a broad at a bar once, and it got me laid.

[Pertho]

This British chick in Newsroom is cute as all fuck. Wonder if she bites her lip when you eat her ass.

[ThePurpleBunny]

Damn thurst, going all the way in. It’s kool @Rabbit2k7 , i feel your pain. I’ve been that dude all my life as well haha

The try hard fat ass? Fuck man lose weight

Hip hop abs should help

whoa hey why is everybody calling me fat now? thats fucked up

Because you’re fat, you fat sack of crap. God damn you’re fat. Ever heard of a salad, fatty? How about exercise? Can’t you remember any time of your life that you walked, you tub of lard? Was there ever a point in your life that you left the house without the assistance of a wrecking ball and crane, you Stay Puft lookin’ piece of trash? Man you fat.

[Raz0r]

Cinnamon in beer should be a hate crime.

[odin]

Damn thurst, going all the way in. It’s kool @Rabbit2k7 , i feel your pain. I’ve been that dude all my life as well haha

The try hard fat ass? Fuck man lose weight

Hip hop abs should help

whoa hey why is everybody calling me fat now? thats fucked up

Because you’re fat, you fat sack of crap. God damn you’re fat. Ever heard of a salad, fatty? How about exercise? Can’t you remember any time of your life that you walked, you tub of lard? Was there ever a point in your life that you left the house without the assistance of a wrecking ball and crane, you Stay Puft lookin’ piece of trash? Man you fat.

[SoVi3t]

Cinnamon in beer should be a hate crime.

Whiskey in beer is pretty full of win.

[Raz0r]

I never drop my whiskey into a beer nor do I understand why people do it. If I order a whiskey and a shot, I drink the shot before or in the middle of drinking the beer.

There are bourbon beers made in the same casks that bourbon is aged in and that ain’t so bad. I’m looking at 'chu, Bourbon Baton.

[Rabbit2k7]

Damn thurst, going all the way in. It’s kool @Rabbit2k7 , i feel your pain. I’ve been that dude all my life as well haha

The try hard fat ass? Fuck man lose weight

Hip hop abs should help

whoa hey why is everybody calling me fat now? thats fucked up

Because you’re fat, you fat sack of crap. God damn you’re fat. Ever heard of a salad, fatty? How about exercise? Can’t you remember any time of your life that you walked, you tub of lard? Was there ever a point in your life that you left the house without the assistance of a wrecking ball and crane, you Stay Puft lookin’ piece of trash? Man you fat.

maaaaaan cmon

[SoVi3t]

I never drop my whiskey into a beer nor do I understand why people do it. If I order a whiskey and a shot, I drink the shot before or in the middle of drinking the beer.

Couple years ago I went to a kegger, and was just literally mixing beer and whiskey 50/50 in glasses. I woke up a couple hours later passed out on the sidewalk, by paramedics who refused to give me a ride home.

There are bourbon beers made in the same casks that bourbon is aged in and that ain’t so bad. I’m looking at 'chu, Bourbon Baton.

yeah, I got mighty fucked up months ago on Dead Crow

[Exodus_1]

Cinnamon in beer should be a hate crime.

plz

I never drop my whiskey into a beer nor do I understand why people do it. If I order a whiskey and a shot, I drink the shot before or in the middle of drinking the beer.

There are bourbon beers made in the same casks that bourbon is aged in and that ain’t so bad. I’m looking at 'chu, Bourbon Baton.

Yeah but don’t finish a 4 pack at 1:30 am on a work night. Bad news bears.

e: This was the poison that did me in

[Phantom_Angel]

The uniquely male struggle of trying to look cool all the time, while being an idiot, was in full effect for me this morning.

I had stopped at the gas station this morning to get a coffee (it has a Caribou attached to it) and some of those fine ass breakfast taquitos. This morning, however, there was some giant woman standing in front of the taquitos. Something about her cascading fat rolls made me keep my distance. I decided to get a slice of breakfast pizza instead. Sausage, eggs, bell peppers, with white gravy in place of the sauce. The pizza is just on a slip of cardboard. I pay and head outside, and it has started raining. I try my hardest to cover my pizza with my free hand, which is holding keys and a coffee. Since this is doing nothing to keep my pizza dry, I cross my arm in front of me and create a nice little cove to hide my pizza in. Then I drop my keys, and almost drop my coffee. Crouched down in the rain, trying to pick my keys up with my pinky finger on my coffee hand, and getting my pizza all wet. It was not a good look.

At that moment one of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen (in this town) walks out of the Caribou and looks me dead in the eyes. Here I am, at my most vulnerable, clinging to rained on pizza, and this is how she sees me. I felt like saying something. Like hey don’t worry, I don’t normally do this! I would have gotten taquitos and they would have been dry! I WOULDN’T HAVE DROPPED MY KEYS IN THE RAIN BECAUSE TAQUITOS ARE EASIER TO HOLD! But it was too late. She had already turned around and started to walk away.

What if it had been different? What if I wasn’t a moron? What if I had dry pizza? Would she have stayed?

She didn’t offer to help, so fuck that bitch

[ThePurpleBunny]

Damn thurst, going all the way in. It’s kool @Rabbit2k7 , i feel your pain. I’ve been that dude all my life as well haha

The try hard fat ass? Fuck man lose weight

Hip hop abs should help

whoa hey why is everybody calling me fat now? thats fucked up

Because you’re fat, you fat sack of crap. God damn you’re fat. Ever heard of a salad, fatty? How about exercise? Can’t you remember any time of your life that you walked, you tub of lard? Was there ever a point in your life that you left the house without the assistance of a wrecking ball and crane, you Stay Puft lookin’ piece of trash? Man you fat.

maaaaaan cmon

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