SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

[The_Damned]

(Haha at “genderfuck”. What was wrong with “genderfluid”?)

Given they didn’t include Pansexual, “Two-Spirited”, Furries, and Otherkin among probably other things, I’m pretty sure it can get even crazier, Million.

It’s rather funny and fitting that “Allies” got dropped as well. Guess even they aren’t fans of Battle for Zendikar.

You guys are gonna get a kick out of this article:

The University of Wisconsin at Milwaukee, an irony-free campus, declared the phrase “politically correct” a microaggression. The master of Yale’s Pierson College said his regrettable title reminds distressed students of slavery. Wesleyan University’s student government threatened to cut the school newspaper’s funding because it published a column critical of campus leftists. Wesleyan created a “safe space,” a.k.a. a house, for **LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM students **(Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Queer, Questioning, Flexual, Asexual, Genderf—, Polyamorous, Bondage/Discipline, Dominance/Submission, Sadism/Masochism).

It gets way better:

The University of Tennessee’s Office for Diversity and Inclusion, worried that students might be uncomfortable with gender-specific pronouns (“he,” “she,” “him,” “her”), suggests** gender-neutral noises (“ze,” “hir,” “xe,” “xem,” “xyr”)**. The University of California system’s sensitivity auditors stipulated that “hostile” and “derogatory” thoughts include “I believe the most qualified person should get the job” and “America is the land of opportunity.” The University of Wisconsin at Stevens Point’s list of racial microaggressions includes “America is a melting pot” and “There is only one race, the human race.”

The whole article is hilarious and shows the sad state of college campuses. This is probably the best article I’ve ever linked to.

That said, I’m still mystified as to when Polyamory and BDSM become forms of so-called “sexual orientation”/“sexual identity” rather than merely forms of romantic practice and sexual practice respectively. Unless these people are literally attracted to bondage or something, then I can’t wait for someone who identifies as Bootysexual to try to apply in protest.

In other news, Wikipedia seems to also have no idea what the fuck “flexual” is supposed to be either and there’s no way I’m going to check anywhere else given what abysses I might fall into trying to find out what this latest level of inanity is. This looks like a job for @"Pertho"man.

[Manx]

Holy shit that acronym…is ***FOR REAL!!! ***

LGBBQ (& Steakhouse)

[Hecatom]

You guys are gonna get a kick out of this article:

The University of Wisconsin at Milwaukee, an irony-free campus, declared the phrase “politically correct” a microaggression. The master of Yale’s Pierson College said his regrettable title reminds distressed students of slavery. Wesleyan University’s student government threatened to cut the school newspaper’s funding because it published a column critical of campus leftists. Wesleyan created a “safe space,” a.k.a. a house, for **LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM students **(Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Queer, Questioning, Flexual, Asexual, Genderf—, Polyamorous, Bondage/Discipline, Dominance/Submission, Sadism/Masochism).

It gets way better:

The University of Tennessee’s Office for Diversity and Inclusion, worried that students might be uncomfortable with gender-specific pronouns (“he,” “she,” “him,” “her”), suggests** gender-neutral noises (“ze,” “hir,” “xe,” “xem,” “xyr”)**. The University of California system’s sensitivity auditors stipulated that “hostile” and “derogatory” thoughts include “I believe the most qualified person should get the job” and “America is the land of opportunity.” The University of Wisconsin at Stevens Point’s list of racial microaggressions includes “America is a melting pot” and “There is only one race, the human race.”

The whole article is hilarious and shows the sad state of college campuses. This is probably the best article I’ve ever linked to.

I wonder what other countries think of us when they see stuff like this.

Just see ISIS, they think that if there is a time to take you down is now that you are being pussified to the nth-degree from the inside.

[thurst]

Why does a former champion Boxer ride a bus? Or live in an area were shit like this can happen? Once you come up GTFO from the hood!

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/more-sports/former-boxing-champ-oneil-bell-fatally-shot/ar-AAfImST?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=SK2DDHP

Because most boxers, champion or not, aren’t rich.

[Pertho]

think I may have hurt my left hand with the punching bag. my pinkie and ring finger feel a bit numb.

[ThePurpleBunny]

Stop hitting like a girl.

[Manx]

Stereotypical boxer: Has-been fighter, owes manager money, mob is on his back, has a kid/girl/parent/sibling to look after, needs the money from his next fight badly for them, has dad’s pocket watch securely stowed up his ass.

[Vynce]

think I may have hurt my left hand with the punching bag. my pinkie and ring finger feel a bit numb.

If you hold your hand out flat, is it difficult to make all of your fingers touch (as though you were going to throw a high five)?

[Don_Barracuda]

think I may have hurt my left hand with the punching bag. my pinkie and ring finger feel a bit numb.

You might have trapped a nerve I get that all the time, my fault for not spending enough time doing warmups and cooldowns.

[mIRC]

Watching Seven Psychopaths and witnessed Gabourey Sidibe act for the first time. She’s fucking awful.

[Vynce]

think I may have hurt my left hand with the punching bag. my pinkie and ring finger feel a bit numb.

You might have trapped a nerve I get that all the time, my fault for not spending enough time doing warmups and cooldowns.

Sounds like the ulnar, too. You’ll be fine, Perth. Just stay off the crutches for a while.

[Negaduck]

I think the funniest thing about it is those three letters in the middle.

Its trying to be open and not discriminate but they let that slide through?

[angelpalm]

think I may have hurt my left hand with the punching bag. my pinkie and ring finger feel a bit numb.

You might need wraps pretty boy pertho. Maybe you want to make sure you avoid hitting the lower part of the bag as well. That’s for us experts like me and eldergod although we fill our bags up with swole midgets.

[Phantom_Angel]

LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM

Edit: I bolded it, so SRK censored it…

[Don_Barracuda]

think I may have hurt my left hand with the punching bag. my pinkie and ring finger feel a bit numb.

You might have trapped a nerve I get that all the time, my fault for not spending enough time doing warmups and cooldowns.

Sounds like the ulnar, too. You’ll be fine, Perth. Just stay off the crutches for a while.

Wrapping your elbow in a towel so that you don’t bend your arm when you sleep has helped me in the past. Give it a try.

[Raz0r]

This company called Buffer put up a salary calculator to be transparent about how it gets to the figures it does for pay.

I got curious and decided to put my information in for a marketing position.

$73K in New York.

I am DRASTICALLY underpaid at my current job.

[Manx]

“Dad, sis, thanks for helping me move, but I’ve done as much as I want to for today I’m getting geared down for work now, so I’ll see you tomorrow.”

1 hour later, me in the bathtub reading REAMDE: knock, knock WTF? I just said we’ll get those beds tomorrow! :mad:

I don’t want to be around these people definitely not with my neighbor popping over revealing anti-JW shit I don’t want aired. If my lady friend had been over here, I would have been mad. Good thing I told her not to bring her truck by. They have absolutely no regard for privacy, personal space and autonomy.

Sometime, very soon, after I move, I’m disassociating myself and sending a letter out to everyone. Will post here too.

In the past two days I’ve had to intervene in them indoctrinating my children in the following ways:

1. My daughter: “Can I get that for Christmas!” WHAT? WE DON’T… “Just kidding” She handled it well.
2. “Mom says we can’t watch Cosmos anymore.” Me: Is your mom here? “No.” Then shut up and listen to NDT talk about science.
3. Countless other “does Jehovah like that?” moments. :rolleyes:

I want to slit my goddamned throat every time. I do love how every time I put on Cosmos they want to fight at the beginning, but end up glued to it once it gets started. You can’t argue with logic, folks. Well, you can, but children are so much better at it than we are.

:tup:

Incidentally, my very-much still in, heavily-indoctrinated, very good awesome friend and I have just started back talking to each other and I really don’t want to lose that. There’s still a chance though. I’m beginning to think that he might be waking up, given all the bullshit that’s been going on in JWs recently and his decently high placement within the headquarters in Brooklyn, but there’s no way to find out fur sure without outing myself. Also, even if he is beginning to doubt, it’s pretty fragile, so he needs time to mentally figure it out for himself. No one else can do that for him.

But still, I’m fucking out. Out out out. Cannot wait to begin writing this letter and I cannot wait to send it out and gather my family around and give them my big three reasons for leaving.

:tup:

[Pertho]

think I may have hurt my left hand with the punching bag. my pinkie and ring finger feel a bit numb.

If you hold your hand out flat, is it difficult to make all of your fingers touch (as though you were going to throw a high five)?

Yeah it is. Cant make the punkie line up with the ring finger. Feels a bit numb.

think I may have hurt my left hand with the punching bag. my pinkie and ring finger feel a bit numb.

You might need wraps pretty boy pertho. My want make sure you avoid hitting the lower part of the bag as well. That’s for us experts like me and eldergod although we fill our bags up with swole midgets.

I do have wraps. Rewrapped 3-4 times to make sure i was doing it right. Might need longer than the 108s i have to get better wrist support.

[Starhammer]

Yes dads!

It’s your ass.

-Starhammer-

[Vynce]

think I may have hurt my left hand with the punching bag. my pinkie and ring finger feel a bit numb.

If you hold your hand out flat, is it difficult to make all of your fingers touch (as though you were going to throw a high five)?

Yeah it is. Cant make the punkie line up with the ring finger. Feels a bit numb.

think I may have hurt my left hand with the punching bag. my pinkie and ring finger feel a bit numb.

You might need wraps pretty boy pertho. My want make sure you avoid hitting the lower part of the bag as well. That’s for us experts like me and eldergod although we fill our bags up with swole midgets.

I do have wraps. Rewrapped 3-4 times to make sure i was doing it right. Might need longer than the 108s i have to get better wrist support.

That’s just ulnar nerve entrapment. No big deal :tup: