SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

It’s terminal if you dont take care of it now. Chop off the hand to save the arm.

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How do i fix it? Google aint being all that useful.

(Wait it out like a man, perhaps. Alternately, sacrifice small children. One of those two things is almost always the solution.)

What possessed you to get a punching bag and take up boxing, at least as exercise, in the first place, Pertho? Was Creed that good?

Can someone explain to me why people find Amber Rose attractive and of any importance? I’m at a loss here.

Just time and a lack of aggravation. You may need to put the gloves down for a while. It’s very common of people on crutches and tends to fix itself once they no longer need the crutches.

Source: me

Because she’s fucking sexy? What’re you, gay?

She’s not of importance at all. Here’s her list of accomplishments:

[list]
[] Fucked Fabolous
[
] Fucked Kanye
[] Married and had a baby with Wiz Khalifa
[
] Slut Walk
[*] Wrote a “women empowerment” book called How to be a Bad Bitch
[/list]

Keep stretching, if worst comes to worst then it means surgery.

The training doesn’t count unless the bag punches back

Hi Lounge, I survived Black Friday in spite of my buddy fucking everything up. I don’t think I’ll participate again, I’m getting too old for this shit.

She’s not sexy.

I did wrap them. Im not gonna work a bag with raw hands or just gloves. Gonna have to figure out a new way to wrap my hands though.

Damn pain in the ass.

The damned, i’ll answer both post later.

I had to remind myself what she looked like, then I saw Amber Rose with Hair search result, lmao she was pulling a Rachel Dolezal so hard back then :lol:

I can’t remember the joke in it’s entirety, but I do remember a stand up thing on Comedy Central a few years go where the guy told a joke, and the punchline was basically something along the lines of “I dont know what kinda drugs those were, but I beat off to my oven in the kitchen. What does that mean?”

Funny thing is, with this giant fucking tumblr fad of assigning retarded made up words to any part of your sexual preferences, if you talk to the right people, there is probably a word for people who are attracted to electrical house appliances.

EDIT: I mean I’m not hating on that shit. If you like to fuck guys dressed as girls, but arent comfortable accepting that you’re actually gay for that shit, that’s your problem. But why do we need a million adjectives for all this miniscule shit that doesnt even deserve a classification. Like look at this shit. Definition on google for “genderqueer”:
“denoting or relating to a person who does not subscribe to conventional gender distinctions but identifies with neither, both, or a combination of male and female genders.”

I googled that because I wanted to know what it meant. I still dont know what the fuck it means. Neither, both, or a combination? So it can be none? It can be both? It can be a specific percentage value of the two? Why do people gotta make that stuff all complicated and get mad at you for not recognizing that they are actually 49.86351293% male, who identify as wolfkin?

That sounds like some Dane Cook bullshit.

I was thinking that might be who it was, but I really didnt want to admit to myself that there may have been a point in my life that I say through a Dane Cook special.

It might have also been that guy from Reno 911. Nick Swardson I think.

You ain’t gonna troll me today, Raz0r.

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You telling me you wouldn’t take her on the bed, the wall, the floor, AND the ceiling? She ain’t the sexiest woman alive, but to say she isn’t sexy is like saying the Earth isn’t round.

Tyrone got the hots for trannies now? Dude nowhere on Charlie Sheen’s level but gonna follow in his footsteps.

^Now we got this guy calling her a tranny lol… Remind me never to discuss women in the Lounge again :rofl:.

Currently in the middle of a power outage. Got this email:

I know this girl is black… I know this girl is black… Good lord, I know this girl is black. :rofl:

Sunset
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d1xRM8U-1LM

Lol at that huge jumble of letters got almost every orientation out there. I just laughed because in it is (as was said above) the letters Eff Ay Gee.

Tyrone into Amber rose eh? I see now he’s at the experimental stage in his life.