SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

[Phantom_Angel]

People who do that shower thing are the worst… They know they got shit to do, but they wait around literally watching the bathroom instead of going in. Then, as soon as someone else walks in, all hell breaks loose.

[SoVi3t]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Like, either you were just gonna hop into AN ACTIVELY RUNNING SHOWER WITH SOMEBODY IN THERE, or you heard one, and decided fuck it, there’s room for one more in there??? Like, I hear a shower running, I don’t investigate it, I just assume somebody is in there, and wait till the shower is over. I don’t head on in. I won’t die if I have to wait an hour to shower. Why the fuck are you heading to the shower, when you’re the one who didn’t start it? Like NONE of that makes any fucking sense.

[Raz0r]

Here’s one.

[details=Spoiler]That asshat used to LOVE making phone calls back home. Why is that a problem? Well, Turkey is about 7 hours ahead of EST. And he just had to get them in the mornings. So he would sit in the kitchen/living room, which was connected to my room, and blather on from 1 a.m. until the EXACT moment I woke up at 7:30. I told him repeatedly to take it to his room, which he finally got the hint and did.

Fast forward a few months, he says he’s moving out with friends. Great. Well, except that once he moved in they had given him the boot in two days. They found out how goddamn annoying he was. The guy I was renting the room from, who had a soft spot for this fat shit, allowed him to come back and sleep on the couch. We had already filled up his room with a new roommate so he had nowhere else to go.

As you could guess by now, the fucking phone calls started up again and this time he had nowhere to take them to. One night, frustrated with a break-up I just went through and his jabbering, I got out of bed, snatched the phone, and threw it against the wall. This all happened as I was yelling, “Shut the fuck up!”

I thought he was gonna get up and fight me but it was late and he could see I was really angry. The guy renting me the room didn’t want me to move out because I paid rent on time so he tried to calm me down but it didn’t work. I moved to Brooklyn a few months later.[/details]

Turkish snip

OMFG THIS HAPPENED TO ME!!!

[details=Spoiler]Right before I went to college (actually, just as I started), I moved into this place, and the landlord let this Turkish asshole move in. And he would constantly bitch about how cold it was, but meanwhile is in mother fucking Canada, in the Fall/Winter, wearing a mother fucking pair of shorts and a wife beater. So he would just come down and sit next to the furnace, which was in the shared kitchen outside of me and my buddies rooms downstairs. And like you said, this fucker would be on the phone like you said, all fucking night long. So you’d have this asshole, literally sitting right the fuck next to your door, yelling loudly into a phone because he thinks the farther away you are the louder you must shout. Oh, and he brought down this little ass old school tv. So you’d hear foreign shit blaring next to your door, even during the quiet moments this mook was listening.

We complained to the landlord, who lost her shit on us, because this fuckbag was her cousin or nephew or something. Bitch was yelling about “why can’t he do any of that?” while we’re pointing out all of those things he is doing SHOULD be done in his room, so as not to disturb every other fucking tenant. [/details]

SO, Turkish people are assholes, is what you guys are saying?

Nah. A really good friend of mine has been dating a Turkish dude for years. He’s one of the nicest men I know.

[Joshkaz]

I’d go into a shower I didn’t start.

I just assume you plebeians are starting it for your king.

[odin]

The only Turkish guy in my group of friends is really easy going and fun to be around.

But he has also borrowed around 5000 dollars from one of my super-nice friends, when it came to rent, paying for dates, etc.
I doubt he will ever pay him back. They are roommates now and I bet he is still taking advantage of him.

This turk used to go on dates and pull the old "Oh my god… Are you serious??? FUCK. I forgot my wallet. Can you please take the tab?"
And this guy considers himself a ladies man too. He pulls in chicks cause they like his accent.
But like I said previously, he is as greasy as they come.

[Phantom_Angel]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Took too long, girly man

[Pertho]

Then that’s misandry. Self-labelling doesn’t mean they are right.

My point still stands.

your points stands on the no true scotsman fallacy? I’m willing to allow most yucklefucks their own yucklefucking ways, but you dont have a point. The feminist movement has never been monolithic. Internally they’ve argued with each other over a bunch of things involving women’s issues including whether or not they done it all, too much or not enough. This means that feminism is fuels by dozens of other theoretical leanings of which most people are not aware of.

So you simply need to accept that the group that hates men has occupies the same space as the one that wants equality. You also have to accept that it isnt a rigid ideology. Its goals change as time goes on. The goals of feminists changes as time goes by.

The goal of feminism may be equality, but it is t really that. They want women occupying the same level as men. This is admirable as it would make us equal, but its a goal that is hard to measure. So its almost impossible to tell whether things are going well or not in anything since, if they arent occupying the same number as men in everything there is an issue there. Unfortunately i never hear them complain about women’s inability to crack into the construction business as workers.

[SoVi3t]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Took too long, girly man

I can’t help it I take pride in my appearance and odour. Gotta scrub myself down with coconut butter scrubs after I clean off the dirt, gotta take care of my beard (special beard shampoo, then oil it and apply some balm). Meanwhile Tyrone barely taking care of his ashy everything.

[Negative-Zer0]

People who do that shower thing are the worst… They know they got shit to do, but they wait around literally watching the bathroom instead of going in. Then, as soon as someone else walks in, all hell breaks loose.

I personally know people that get in the shower and just let the water run for like 2 hours.

[Phantom_Angel]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Took too long, girly man

I can’t help it I take pride in my appearance and odour. Gotta scrub myself down with coconut butter scrubs after I clean off the dirt, gotta take care of my beard (special beard shampoo, then oil it and apply some balm). Meanwhile Tyrone barely taking care of his ashy everything.

You assuming I’m ashy cause I’m black? This racist ass…

People who do that shower thing are the worst… They know they got shit to do, but they wait around literally watching the bathroom instead of going in. Then, as soon as someone else walks in, all hell breaks loose.

I personally know people that get in the shower and just let the water run for like 2 hours.

:i_dunno:

[SoVi3t]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Took too long, girly man

I can’t help it I take pride in my appearance and odour. Gotta scrub myself down with coconut butter scrubs after I clean off the dirt, gotta take care of my beard (special beard shampoo, then oil it and apply some balm). Meanwhile Tyrone barely taking care of his ashy everything.

You assuming I’m ashy cause I’m black? This racist ass…

I’m assuming you’re ashy because your name is fucking Tyrone.

[Hecatom]

Wait, why does neogaf hate gamergate?

I am at next level’s tournament tonight. This is interesting as I almost beat one of the participants here with my Fuerte and I’m drunk as fuck.

If it didn’t happen on stream, it didn’t happen at all.

Because gaf is composed by the members of the corrupt media and their clique.

[odin]

Then that’s misandry. Self-labelling doesn’t mean they are right.

My point still stands.

your points stands on the no true scotsman fallacy? I’m willing to allow most yucklefucks their own yucklefucking ways, but you dont have a point. The feminist movement has never been monolithic. Internally they’ve argued with each other over a bunch of things involving women’s issues including whether or not they done it all, too much or not enough. This means that feminism is fuels by dozens of other theoretical leanings of which most people are not aware of.

So you simply need to accept that the group that hates men has occupies the same space as the one that wants equality. You also have to accept that it isnt a rigid ideology. Its goals change as time goes on. The goals of feminists changes as time goes by.

The goal of feminism may be equality, but it is t really that. They want women occupying the same level as men. This is admirable as it would make us equal, but its a goal that is hard to measure. So its almost impossible to tell whether things are going well or not in anything since, if they arent occupying the same number as men in everything there is an issue there. Unfortunately i never hear them complain about women’s inability to crack into the construction business as workers.

Feminism at it’s core, is gender equality.
That’s what I was referring to Trudeau commenting on.

I really don’t care if misandrists call themselves feminists. I don’t want to stray away from my first remark that referred to Trudeau’s comment and Phantom Angel’s “LOLCANADA” response.

Otherwise, we could be here for hours discussing who is in the right… The equality feminists or the misandry feminists.

[Phantom_Angel]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Took too long, girly man

I can’t help it I take pride in my appearance and odour. Gotta scrub myself down with coconut butter scrubs after I clean off the dirt, gotta take care of my beard (special beard shampoo, then oil it and apply some balm). Meanwhile Tyrone barely taking care of his ashy everything.

You assuming I’m ashy cause I’m black? This racist ass…

I’m assuming you’re ashy because your name is fucking Tyrone.

And my name is Tyrone cause I’m black… Racism.

[Raz0r]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Took too long, girly man

I can’t help it I take pride in my appearance and odour. Gotta scrub myself down with coconut butter scrubs after I clean off the dirt, gotta take care of my beard (special beard shampoo, then oil it and apply some balm). Meanwhile Tyrone barely taking care of his ashy everything.

You assuming I’m ashy cause I’m black? This racist ass…

If you weren’t black, you couldn’t tell you were ashy.

[Dangerous_J]

1. Revenant Jax=Ashy Larry?

2. I wish SNAAKE was running for president.

Free CVS2 cabinet in every home and all hummus purchases are tax deductible

[odin]

hahaha This Todd Glass skit killed me when I first saw it

https://vimeo.com/86549087

[crotchpuncha]

Then that’s misandry. Self-labelling doesn’t mean they are right.

My point still stands.

your points stands on the no true scotsman fallacy? I’m willing to allow most yucklefucks their own yucklefucking ways, but you dont have a point. The feminist movement has never been monolithic. Internally they’ve argued with each other over a bunch of things involving women’s issues including whether or not they done it all, too much or not enough. This means that feminism is fuels by dozens of other theoretical leanings of which most people are not aware of.

So you simply need to accept that the group that hates men has occupies the same space as the one that wants equality. You also have to accept that it isnt a rigid ideology. Its goals change as time goes on. The goals of feminists changes as time goes by.

The goal of feminism may be equality, but it is t really that. They want women occupying the same level as men. This is admirable as it would make us equal, but its a goal that is hard to measure. So its almost impossible to tell whether things are going well or not in anything since, if they arent occupying the same number as men in everything there is an issue there. Unfortunately i never hear them complain about women’s inability to crack into the construction business as workers.

Feminism at it’s core, is gender equality.
That’s what I was referring to Trudeau commenting on.

I really don’t care if misandrists call themselves feminists. I don’t want to stray away from my first remark that referred to Trudeau’s comment and Phantom Angel’s “LOLCANADA” response.

Otherwise, we could be here for hours discussing who is in the right… The equality feminists or the misandry feminists.

Neither of them.

[Phantom_Angel]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Took too long, girly man

I can’t help it I take pride in my appearance and odour. Gotta scrub myself down with coconut butter scrubs after I clean off the dirt, gotta take care of my beard (special beard shampoo, then oil it and apply some balm). Meanwhile Tyrone barely taking care of his ashy everything.

You assuming I’m ashy cause I’m black? This racist ass…

If you weren’t black, you couldn’t tell you were ashy.

Which would make me more inclined to moisturize, no? You guys don’t know the struggle… :bawling:

[Gamegeezer]

That shit is a myth, i’m light skinned as fuck and i’m one ashy mother fucker too.