SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

[odin]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Took too long, girly man

I can’t help it I take pride in my appearance and odour. Gotta scrub myself down with coconut butter scrubs after I clean off the dirt, gotta take care of my beard (special beard shampoo, then oil it and apply some balm). Meanwhile Tyrone barely taking care of his ashy everything.

You assuming I’m ashy cause I’m black? This racist ass…

If you weren’t black, you couldn’t tell you were ashy.

Which would make me more inclined to moisturize, no? You guys don’t know the struggle… :bawling:

What struggle!! Blacks are lucky man…

You don’t get black eyes when punched. No sunburn from the sun. You don’t get red when embarrassed. You don’t get yellow from jaundice.

Being white is tough.

[Missing_Person]

Well, they are his fries. Some people ain’t about sharing their food. If you are hungry, get up and go get your own.

I have discovered fast food home delivery over here.

That would never be a problem. And if it was (for someone else), they would simply have to die. Bish, you too lazy to push a button on your phone?

[Phantom_Angel]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Took too long, girly man

I can’t help it I take pride in my appearance and odour. Gotta scrub myself down with coconut butter scrubs after I clean off the dirt, gotta take care of my beard (special beard shampoo, then oil it and apply some balm). Meanwhile Tyrone barely taking care of his ashy everything.

You assuming I’m ashy cause I’m black? This racist ass…

If you weren’t black, you couldn’t tell you were ashy.

Which would make me more inclined to moisturize, no? You guys don’t know the struggle… :bawling:

What struggle!! Blacks are lucky man…

You don’t get black eyes when punched. No sunburn from the sun. You don’t get red when embarrassed. You don’t get yellow from jaundice.

Being white is tough.

You guys are the real colored people. Human mood rings

[SoVi3t]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Took too long, girly man

I can’t help it I take pride in my appearance and odour. Gotta scrub myself down with coconut butter scrubs after I clean off the dirt, gotta take care of my beard (special beard shampoo, then oil it and apply some balm). Meanwhile Tyrone barely taking care of his ashy everything.

You assuming I’m ashy cause I’m black? This racist ass…

If you weren’t black, you couldn’t tell you were ashy.

Which would make me more inclined to moisturize, no? You guys don’t know the struggle… :bawling:

What struggle!! Blacks are lucky man…

You don’t get black eyes when punched. No sunburn from the sun. You don’t get red when embarrassed. You don’t get yellow from jaundice.

Being white is tough.

when a black man is born, he’s black…when he’s scared, he’s black…when he’s sick, he’s black…when he dies, STILL BLACK.

when a white man is born, he’s pink…when he’s scared, he’s yellow…when he’s sick, he turns green…when he dies, he turns grey.

Man, all this whiteness is too much to handle sometimes. But I manage. I SURVIVE.

[odin]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Took too long, girly man

I can’t help it I take pride in my appearance and odour. Gotta scrub myself down with coconut butter scrubs after I clean off the dirt, gotta take care of my beard (special beard shampoo, then oil it and apply some balm). Meanwhile Tyrone barely taking care of his ashy everything.

You assuming I’m ashy cause I’m black? This racist ass…

If you weren’t black, you couldn’t tell you were ashy.

Which would make me more inclined to moisturize, no? You guys don’t know the struggle… :bawling:

What struggle!! Blacks are lucky man…

You don’t get black eyes when punched. No sunburn from the sun. You don’t get red when embarrassed. You don’t get yellow from jaundice.

Being white is tough.

when a black man is born, he’s black…when he’s scared, he’s black…when he’s sick, he’s black…when he dies, STILL BLACK.

when a white man is born, he’s pink…when he’s scared, he’s yellow…when he’s sick, he turns green…when he dies, he turns grey.

Man, all this whiteness is too much to handle sometimes. But I manage. I SURVIVE.

We are the real MVPs.

[Legendary_Hoamaru]

Tennis one is way better

Man it’s between jedi and tennis right now. Bowling one is great too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCGFMYzuwNQ

Spoiler

https://vine.co/v/eVKYUPKVmBh/

[SoVi3t]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Took too long, girly man

I can’t help it I take pride in my appearance and odour. Gotta scrub myself down with coconut butter scrubs after I clean off the dirt, gotta take care of my beard (special beard shampoo, then oil it and apply some balm). Meanwhile Tyrone barely taking care of his ashy everything.

You assuming I’m ashy cause I’m black? This racist ass…

If you weren’t black, you couldn’t tell you were ashy.

Which would make me more inclined to moisturize, no? You guys don’t know the struggle… :bawling:

What struggle!! Blacks are lucky man…

You don’t get black eyes when punched. No sunburn from the sun. You don’t get red when embarrassed. You don’t get yellow from jaundice.

Being white is tough.

when a black man is born, he’s black…when he’s scared, he’s black…when he’s sick, he’s black…when he dies, STILL BLACK.

when a white man is born, he’s pink…when he’s scared, he’s yellow…when he’s sick, he turns green…when he dies, he turns grey.

Man, all this whiteness is too much to handle sometimes. But I manage. I SURVIVE.

We are the real MVPs.

[MARTIAN]

That feel when you’re so bored you build a huge a mineshaft, a village, and a giant Samus to rule over the village people with a cold, iron fist.

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/10926298_1101352576596571_5993104110417848018_o.jpg

“On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Titans and were disgraced to live in these cages we called walls.”

[Hecatom]

So I just finished episode 1 of One Punch Man…holy shit it’s easily one of the best pilot episodes of anything I’ve ever seen!

-Other action shows wish they had 1% of this level of badass, ridiculous, hype, manly as fuck action it’s easily DBZ tier
-The writing is GDLK, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, and in a 20 minute episode already flipped and butchered a dozen action/anime/comic book tropes without breaking a sweat
-It does so much with so little it’s incredible, One Punch Man’s 5 minute origin story is 10x more interesting than most super hero’s over expository, dragged out, macguffin filled films

I’ll be supremely disappointed if OPM doesn’t eventually present a villain that can give him a hard time, hell with the GDLK vibe of the pilot I bet OPM will accidentally hit a newborn baby who somehow is unaffected and then OPM has to wait years for him to grow up and be able to fight back only to learn that the kid is a total hippie and has no interest in fighting

Its like, you didnt even read the manga.

Anyways, with 12 episodes and an ova, i imagine we’re gonna see the alien invasion fight, which is gonna blow everyones socks off.

Things that i want to see animated on the OPM are the fights against Super Speed Sonic, the training with Genos and the fight against Boros.
Boros fight will be epic.

So I just finished episode 1 of One Punch Man…holy shit it’s easily one of the best pilot episodes of anything I’ve ever seen!

-Other action shows wish they had 1% of this level of badass, ridiculous, hype, manly as fuck action it’s easily DBZ tier
-The writing is GDLK, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, and in a 20 minute episode already flipped and butchered a dozen action/anime/comic book tropes without breaking a sweat
-It does so much with so little it’s incredible, One Punch Man’s 5 minute origin story is 10x more interesting than most super hero’s over expository, dragged out, macguffin filled films

I’ll be supremely disappointed if OPM doesn’t eventually present a villain that can give him a hard time, hell with the GDLK vibe of the pilot I bet OPM will accidentally hit a newborn baby who somehow is unaffected and then OPM has to wait years for him to grow up and be able to fight back only to learn that the kid is a total hippie and has no interest in fighting

OPM is incredible good, though the idea behind it is not much about Saitama finding an enemy equal to him (at least for now), but more the journey and the people that are close to him.
The manga really makes a great job at keeping the plot interesting despite OPM being the definition of Invincible Hero.

[Negaduck]

I miss shopping for dbz shirts at millers outpost.

[Exodus_1]

boneless thursday after not eating much last night fuck yea!!!

[SoVi3t]

That feel when you’re so bored

Man, I haven’t got bored and built a minecraft city, in a long ass time.

[odin]

Sigh I cannot wait to fly this bad mother…

[Missing_Person]

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

I remember shit like that. I’d go start the shower, let it heat up, and I’d be getting nekkid and wrapping myself in a towel, then grabbing all my soaps and lathers and scrubs and such, then I’d head back to the shower, and either somebody else was in there, or some dude’s walking up to the shower wrapped up in a towel.

Took too long, girly man

I can’t help it I take pride in my appearance and odour. Gotta scrub myself down with coconut butter scrubs after I clean off the dirt, gotta take care of my beard (special beard shampoo, then oil it and apply some balm). Meanwhile Tyrone barely taking care of his ashy everything.

You assuming I’m ashy cause I’m black? This racist ass…

If you weren’t black, you couldn’t tell you were ashy.

Which would make me more inclined to moisturize, no? You guys don’t know the struggle… :bawling:

What struggle!! Blacks are lucky man…

You don’t get black eyes when punched. No sunburn from the sun. You don’t get red when embarrassed. You don’t get yellow from jaundice.

Being white is tough.

when a black man is born, he’s black…when he’s scared, he’s black…when he’s sick, he’s black…when he dies, STILL BLACK.

when a white man is born, he’s pink…when he’s scared, he’s yellow…when he’s sick, he turns green…when he dies, he turns grey.

Man, all this whiteness is too much to handle sometimes. But I manage. I SURVIVE.

SO THAT’S WHY PHIL IVEY IS IMPOSSIBLE TO READ IN POKER.

Fuck, I thought it was all about demeanor.

WTB: Melanin pills.

[MARTIAN]

That feel when you’re so bored

Man, I haven’t got bored and built a minecraft city, in a long ass time.

You’ve got a PS4, right?

Hop on that shit and we can build empires. Together.

[regulate]

these drake dancing memes are slaying me

[shinquickman]

Teen Titans Go gets some undeserved hate around here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW2lTxT4KbA

My character’s rapier:

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/0g6n6FF.jpg

You better not be one of those snoots that goes around saying “It’s ruh-peer, not ray-pee-er.” If you are, I’m heading over to that family court and I’ll tell em that you’re a rampant foot sniffer.

[Starhammer]

Edit no longer works on mobile but here’s article

http://wric.com/2015/10/19/police-teen-fatally-shot-by-off-duty-rpd-officer-was-unarmed/

So he was unarmed but apparently acting like a jackass. The HS he went too is more preppy than the one I went to. Must’ve thought he get away with shit like his white friends smh

I’m guessing you didn’t know the kid personally. News doing what news does. I wonder if this one was on the level or if some dirt was being done. Speaking of dirt:

http://www.examiner.com/article/marie-holmes-powerball-winner-continues-bailing-out-druggie-boyfriend

“UNLUCKY”?!?!? “LOVE”!?!?!?!?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/movie%20villain%20laugh%20LOL_zpsg0eas6al.gif

Luck has nothing to do with it. You’ve got money and you keep blowing it out on this character. I already said my part about this one so I’m done. I just hope her kids make it out of the house and hopefully into a good college before she blows the whole thing.

-Starhammer-

[Phantom_Angel]

@angelpalm and @“The Epidemic” about 47 years ago:

[Joshkaz]

Playing Minecraft on a ps4?

The fuck? The game runs on toasters. Play it on PC like a normal adult.