SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

Turk fucks up, gets punched in the face when caught, continues fucking up.

I think raz0r just did more to explain middle eastern politics than a thousand analysts.

Do tell :pensive:

here’s our new Prime Minister in a DeLorean wearing a Superman shirt, while his kid wears a superman costume on a Hoverboard.

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Meanwhile I think the first thing Obama was doing was inviting racists to the white house to beg they don’t become racists…

…which worked out tremendously

I had a roommate get pissed that somebody was using his butter, so he put a chunk of his own shit into some tub of butter, in the hopes somebody would eat his butter and he’d call em out on it. Like a week later, he had already forgot, and cooked food, and the rest of us waited until he was finished eating to point out he threw his dookie butter into that meal, then laughed as he spent the next half hour with his finger down his throat to induce vomiting.

You do know feminism is equality of both genders right?
It’s the gender version of racial equality.

And why does it have “fem” in it? Because you would have to be a fool to believe that women haven’t been treated as the “lesser” gender since humans became self-aware.

You saying we can’t catch a break, is like me saying “USA cannot catch a break! They are allowing blacks to vote and use water fountains!”

Don’t be stupid.

Here’s one.

That asshat used to LOVE making phone calls back home. Why is that a problem? Well, Turkey is about 7 hours ahead of EST. And he just had to get them in the mornings. So he would sit in the kitchen/living room, which was connected to my room, and blather on from 1 a.m. until the EXACT moment I woke up at 7:30. I told him repeatedly to take it to his room, which he finally got the hint and did.

Fast forward a few months, he says he’s moving out with friends. Great. Well, except that once he moved in they had given him the boot in two days. They found out how goddamn annoying he was. The guy I was renting the room from, who had a soft spot for this fat shit, allowed him to come back and sleep on the couch. We had already filled up his room with a new roommate so he had nowhere else to go.

As you could guess by now, the fucking phone calls started up again and this time he had nowhere to take them to. One night, frustrated with a break-up I just went through and his jabbering, I got out of bed, snatched the phone, and threw it against the wall. This all happened as I was yelling, “Shut the fuck up!”

I thought he was gonna get up and fight me but it was late and he could see I was really angry. The guy renting me the room didn’t want me to move out because I paid rent on time so he tried to calm me down but it didn’t work. I moved to Brooklyn a few months later.

OMFG THIS HAPPENED TO ME!!!

Right before I went to college (actually, just as I started), I moved into this place, and the landlord let this Turkish asshole move in. And he would constantly bitch about how cold it was, but meanwhile is in mother fucking Canada, in the Fall/Winter, wearing a mother fucking pair of shorts and a wife beater. So he would just come down and sit next to the furnace, which was in the shared kitchen outside of me and my buddies rooms downstairs. And like you said, this fucker would be on the phone like you said, all fucking night long. So you’d have this asshole, literally sitting right the fuck next to your door, yelling loudly into a phone because he thinks the farther away you are the louder you must shout. Oh, and he brought down this little ass old school tv. So you’d hear foreign shit blaring next to your door, even during the quiet moments this mook was listening.

We complained to the landlord, who lost her shit on us, because this fuckbag was her cousin or nephew or something. Bitch was yelling about “why can’t he do any of that?” while we’re pointing out all of those things he is doing SHOULD be done in his room, so as not to disturb every other fucking tenant.

Eh…the short version is no they arent. At the very, its most vocal group (the one popular in tumblr) is fueled by the radical group of the 80’s. They’re concern was less equality and more pointing out how terrible men are.

You just assumed the feminist part was strictly what I thought was funny? Nah, this was:

Ain’t nothing wrong with being a feminist… It’s all about the issues you choose to stress. REAL ISSUES. Misogyny in video games? :lol: I see why you’re getting defensive.

Good luck.

Issue oneuppance is on the same annoying fucking grounds as militant feminism. “Oh but this issue is more important!” Shut the fuck up.

Then that’s misandry. Self-labelling doesn’t mean they are right.

My point still stands.

Well he ain’t gonna get far in the video game department lol

SO, Turkish people are assholes, is what you guys are saying?

You can narrow it down to non-white people, if you’d like.

Before me and my gf got together, she was dating a Turkish guy for about six months. This fucking guy was the pits. Some instances:

In a class they had together, she was talking to a fellow Japanese student in her mother tongue. They exchanged contact info, as foreigners who find someone from home often do. The Turk lost his mind in class and punched the Japanese guy in the face then started screaming maniacally. He got laid out, though, because that Japanese guy was pretty athletic.

After that, he got paranoid she was cheating on him and put a tracker on her phone. He had asked her where she was and she answered work when she was actually on her way to work but walking through Fifth Avenue. He gave away his hand when he said, no you’re not you’re here.

A week after they broke up and he had gone to Turkey to visit family, she was at a bar with a friend when she was talking to a new dude. Turk calls her AT THE BAR and asks who the hell she was speaking to. Dude had SPIES on her.

I just don’t get these people.

Of course. All countries touching the Mediterranean Sea are full of shitheads.
Turkey, Syria, Greece, Libya, Syria, Italy, Lebanon… All gross, slimey, fake-tough shitheads.

That area is basically the New Jersey of Europe.

How the fuck you say you gonna take a shower and then two hours later get mad cause a nigga had went in there cause your lazy ass was too fucking slow?

I know a lot of brown dude’s who’ve done that shit to girls (or more precisely I knew the girls ;)).

The house that burned down on me, about a week or two before that went down, there was a brown guy from I don’t care, who used to smoke a ton of weed and drive a cab. Some cripple bitch moved in below him, and complained one day about the mad smell of weed she would come home to every day. A couple of days later, her door was literally SMEARED with shit, like every inch. Dude had been shitting into a bucket, and smeared it all over her door, with his hands. Not only did he use his hands, but this amount of shit easily had to have taken like a full week to get that amount. I wanna know where he stored that bucket while he was filling it up.

People are self-entitled and selfish?

“DON’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAITING FOR ME, NO ONE GOES BEFORE ME!”

In his toilet kitchen most likely

Once you get to Turkey and more east, you will find that men are more petty, weak-minded, selfish, insecure and lack humility.
It’s the same attributes every Abrahamic god possesses too!