A friend of mine got arrested and because the clereck at the courthouse forgot to tell him he needed another signiture in a document. He got arrested stayed in city holding cells, went to court, but court lost his paper and was shipped to county untill they found them.
In processing, some homeless dude fell because of exhaustion, and the Sherrod started beating him badly, for sitting down with out permission. Some dude tries helping him up, and the sherrif slams his baton on the dudes wrist fracturing saying,
I normally don’t point out when you make typos, but I’m really not sure if this is supposed to be “clerk” or “cleric”. Not that it matters in terms of the ultimate story I suppose. It just currently sounds like some D&D Prestige class at present.
I forgot all about @Syke1 and his lion-fucking escapade. Fucked up nigga right here.
Man, FUCK that new Power Rangers movie. Instead of it being a reboot, it’s a continuation of whatever series is currently running right now. The fuck!?
Wanted to see reboot Rita Repulsa and current day CG tech on Lord Zedd. Or even the GOAT Ivan Ooze, but we getting a fucking jobber that goes by the name of Scorpina. Canon-wise, she’s the ONLY villain to survive Zordon’s universe-shattering kamikaze spirit energy wave when he died during the great war in Power Rangers in Space (aka end of the original Mighty Morphin storyline).
How the fuck this no-name broad survive this shit but real niggas like King Mondo (and the machine empire), Zedd, Rita, Divatox get wasted?
Dungeons and Dragons path finding man meat sucks as well, bichnga. Never talk about ffxiv looking like larping shit when you out here making nerd dungeons and min-maxing character builds, you ol’ tall lanky big thug lovin’ but I’m actually a closet 20-dice-roll-to-make-the-dragon-elf-hybrid-have-sex-with-the-dwarf-plus-crit-damage-orgasms-and-innate-std-immunity-bonus ass geek with Ganges river thick ass bifocals ass nigga!!!