
Trying to update my resume. Why do so many companies want a linkedin account? I tend to stay away from social media and whatnot, so it seems like I have a weak resume now.
How about you create a fucking LinkedIn account? It’s free.
Gee thanks. Any more obvious advice you want to share.
Yes. Stop eating lead paint, water head.
But how else will I enjoy eating my favorite snack of lead paint chips while standing under power lines.
Look at this tryhard scrub and his scrub offspring over here tryna flex over a nigga with yo diminutive ass.

bitches be gone…

roll a natural 20 on yo bitch ass like a real gangsta.
edit: black power muthafucka lol

PA, you make me so fucking mad sometimes. There are how many versions of that gif and you pick the one that doesn’t loop smoothly.
Seriously dude.
McInnis’s argument for a belief in a deity is, “I made you sound as crazy as I sound. I win.”
Fear not. I have what you need.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/tumblr_mo8yp8VLaT1qdlh1io1_r1_400_zpsqvowt84o.gif
-Starhammer-

I’ve been reading @Hecatom as “Hetacom” up until now.
Many people seems to do that, dunno why

shinquickman:
I’ve been reading @Hecatom as “Hetacom” up until now.
Many people seems to do that, dunno why
Need I remind you that you screwed up my name for a good year?
Fucking sjwbeta reminded me of the only thing PR related that is actually any good. Note that PR in this case stands for both puerto rican and power rangers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaHQ-Hng_hk
this shit will never stop being funny.
(Of everyone’s alias on here, I screw up thurst’s name the most for obvious reasons. I probably called him “thrust” mentally for years.)
It’s been more than a decade since I paid attention to Power Rangers, so I can’t join in this tiering of Zords unfortunately.
That said, I must admit that I’m also disappointed to hear that we won’t get a new version of Ivan Ooze or Lord Zed or Rita Repulsa. Oh well. I guess that at least stops them from possibly destroying our fond memories of them.

angelpalm:
Power rangers suck fuccnigga
Dungeons and Dragons path finding man meat sucks as well, bichnga. Never talk about ffxiv looking like larping shit when you out here making nerd dungeons and min-maxing character builds, you ol’ tall lanky big thug lovin’ but I’m actually a closet 20-dice-roll-to-make-the-dragon-elf-hybrid-have-sex-with-the-dwarf-plus-crit-damage-orgasms-and-innate-std-immunity-bonus ass geek with Ganges river thick ass bifocals ass nigga!!!
Fucking Savage
Don’t even get me started on how people fuck up typin’ my name…
http://i.imgur.com/AJSOwug.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XKWim3d.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GzbuWyo.jpg

Hecatom:
shinquickman:
I’ve been reading @Hecatom as “Hetacom” up until now.
Many people seems to do that, dunno why
Need I remind you that you screwed up my name for a good year?
That thing was deliberate
I read your name as bios which is the one of the first things people lie about when calling in to tech support and doing when troubleshooting
me. "have you updated your bios?"
them "yeah…"
me “how do you get to your bios?
them”…JUST SEND THE TECHNICIAN :mad: "

SWBeta:
angelpalm:
Power rangers suck fuccnigga
Dungeons and Dragons path finding man meat sucks as well, bichnga. Never talk about ffxiv looking like larping shit when you out here making nerd dungeons and min-maxing character builds, you ol’ tall lanky big thug lovin’ but I’m actually a closet 20-dice-roll-to-make-the-dragon-elf-hybrid-have-sex-with-the-dwarf-plus-crit-damage-orgasms-and-innate-std-immunity-bonus ass geek with Ganges river thick ass bifocals ass nigga!!!
Fucking Savage
Like oh my god you are so racist…
edit: black gorilla av, he said savage…man fuck ya’ll

Edit: fuck u “Shadow Ace” you filthy coon. You the biggest monkey here, shucking and jiving for massa Papa Johns.
SHOTS.
http://i.imgur.com/tcpTJxs.gif
FIRED.