SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

Starhammer · October 29, 2015, 10:35am

Yeah. Been trying to build up my power to give some help in those raids, but it has been slow work.

-Starhammer-

jimmy1200 · October 29, 2015, 10:41am

Black_Jaguar:

I am, 4,000% sure that I was almost robbed/murdered.

Walking to the store for a quick Lunchable fix, still in the residential area. I see a car at the intersection, I wait for it to go. It doesn’t. Whatever man, dude is probably on his phone or something. So I get to going. Few feet down the street, the car pulls up next to me. At first, it looks like they’re about to flip a bitch, but instead they stop a little in front of me. Windows are rolled down, I see a woman in the driver’s seat. She’s about a 4 on a good day, she stops me.

Now whenever I get stopped by a car, happens more than you’d think, I always look into the back seats. Just to see if anything funky is about to go down. Well I can’t see shit in her backseat. But anyway she stops me, asks me if I speaky the Spanish. I tell her no. I do, but I don’t feel like trying to give her directions. But then she tries speaking English. She keeps on saying something “friend”. Giggling and looking around as she does. I assume she’s a crack head looking for her friend somewhere. But before I tell her I can’t help, she says “My friend. My friend he, uh, laughs he likey when I suck his dick. You want?” Now, I’ve seen Monster my fair share of times, and it’s immediately the first thing I think of. “Oh, no thank you” I say. She panics, “Come on friend. Just get in” I tell her I’m going to go meet my girl, she unlocks the passenger’s door and tells me she’ll give me a ride. I say no thank you one more time and start walking away.

Now Lounge, I know what some of you are thinking right now. “Blaguar you idiot. Who cares if she’s ugly, just get your dick sucked and go on with your life, you aren’t marrying the skeezer. She’s a freak too, cruising the streets for black gangster dick? (Copyright Mr. P) Head game must be ridiculous.”

Shut the fuck up Lounge. Because as I was walking away, and this shit legit is giving me chills right now, I hear a door open. I turn around and see the back passenger’s door open, and then close as she drives away.

UHHHHHHH, no. I dont think anyone here would recommend you get in a car with a stranger, and get head from a 4, who is stalking you in her car, speaking spanglish. In houston, texas of all places. Also, what does that say about you, that a weak 4, with niggas in the back seat would approach you trying to trick off randomly. Ole jack thriller lookin ass nigga. lol

Also, black gangster dick???////

STAHP

Starhammer · October 29, 2015, 10:48am

Black_Jaguar:

I am, 4,000% sure that I was almost robbed/murdered.

Walking to the store for a quick Lunchable fix, still in the residential area. I see a car at the intersection, I wait for it to go. It doesn’t. Whatever man, dude is probably on his phone or something. So I get to going. Few feet down the street, the car pulls up next to me. At first, it looks like they’re about to flip a bitch, but instead they stop a little in front of me. Windows are rolled down, I see a woman in the driver’s seat. She’s about a 4 on a good day, she stops me.

Now whenever I get stopped by a car, happens more than you’d think, I always look into the back seats. Just to see if anything funky is about to go down. Well I can’t see shit in her backseat. But anyway she stops me, asks me if I speaky the Spanish. I tell her no. I do, but I don’t feel like trying to give her directions. But then she tries speaking English. She keeps on saying something “friend”. Giggling and looking around as she does. I assume she’s a crack head looking for her friend somewhere. But before I tell her I can’t help, she says “My friend. My friend he, uh, laughs he likey when I suck his dick. You want?” Now, I’ve seen Monster my fair share of times, and it’s immediately the first thing I think of. “Oh, no thank you” I say. She panics, “Come on friend. Just get in” I tell her I’m going to go meet my girl, she unlocks the passenger’s door and tells me she’ll give me a ride. I say no thank you one more time and start walking away.

Now Lounge, I know what some of you are thinking right now. “Blaguar you idiot. Who cares if she’s ugly, just get your dick sucked and go on with your life, you aren’t marrying the skeezer. She’s a freak too, cruising the streets for black gangster dick? (Copyright Mr. P) Head game must be ridiculous.”

Shut the fuck up Lounge. Because as I was walking away, and this shit legit is giving me chills right now, I hear a door open. I turn around and see the back passenger’s door open, and then close as she drives away.

Yeah. You was about to get ganked. That’s why I order shit on delivery. come here with that,“sucky sucky”. Cause of Death: Vacuum Cleaner upside her grill.

-Starhammer-

dab00g · October 29, 2015, 10:52am

Like telling me about how good she looked then showing me her stuff

I was like okay, cool. Now can you please send the order for more saline

Pertho · October 29, 2015, 10:52am

Yeah, it’ll take you guys a minute. This is hobby #9 so eh, I can wait for you guys.

Black_Jaguar · October 29, 2015, 10:53am

jimmy1200:

Black_Jaguar:

I am, 4,000% sure that I was almost robbed/murdered.

Walking to the store for a quick Lunchable fix, still in the residential area. I see a car at the intersection, I wait for it to go. It doesn’t. Whatever man, dude is probably on his phone or something. So I get to going. Few feet down the street, the car pulls up next to me. At first, it looks like they’re about to flip a bitch, but instead they stop a little in front of me. Windows are rolled down, I see a woman in the driver’s seat. She’s about a 4 on a good day, she stops me.

Now whenever I get stopped by a car, happens more than you’d think, I always look into the back seats. Just to see if anything funky is about to go down. Well I can’t see shit in her backseat. But anyway she stops me, asks me if I speaky the Spanish. I tell her no. I do, but I don’t feel like trying to give her directions. But then she tries speaking English. She keeps on saying something “friend”. Giggling and looking around as she does. I assume she’s a crack head looking for her friend somewhere. But before I tell her I can’t help, she says “My friend. My friend he, uh, laughs he likey when I suck his dick. You want?” Now, I’ve seen Monster my fair share of times, and it’s immediately the first thing I think of. “Oh, no thank you” I say. She panics, “Come on friend. Just get in” I tell her I’m going to go meet my girl, she unlocks the passenger’s door and tells me she’ll give me a ride. I say no thank you one more time and start walking away.

Now Lounge, I know what some of you are thinking right now. “Blaguar you idiot. Who cares if she’s ugly, just get your dick sucked and go on with your life, you aren’t marrying the skeezer. She’s a freak too, cruising the streets for black gangster dick? (Copyright Mr. P) Head game must be ridiculous.”

Shut the fuck up Lounge. Because as I was walking away, and this shit legit is giving me chills right now, I hear a door open. I turn around and see the back passenger’s door open, and then close as she drives away.

UHHHHHHH, no. I dont think anyone here would recommend you get in a car with a stranger, and get head from a 4, who is stalking you in her car, speaking spanglish. In houston, texas of all places. Also, what does that say about you, that a weak 4, with niggas in the back seat would approach you trying to trick off randomly. Ole jack thriller lookin ass nigga. lol

Who the fuck said anything about living in Houston?
That bone in your nose is fuckin with your brain, Jimmy.

Infernoman · October 29, 2015, 11:01am

Black J it’s never worth a quick dick suckin’ if it means getting robbed be it your cash or worse an organ. She could’ve had an STD or 3.

Now that I think about it, it’s a gamble these days regardless of who’s offering.

Joshkaz · October 29, 2015, 11:10am

All of you are little girls.

“Can’t get a free dick suckin, cuz she might rob me, or steal a kidney” Thought you guys were men. Not school girls.

The secret to winning in life. Never say no. Never overthink.
FUCKING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qHioAexrfU

jimmy1200 · October 29, 2015, 11:10am

Black_Jaguar:

jimmy1200:

Black_Jaguar:

I am, 4,000% sure that I was almost robbed/murdered.

Walking to the store for a quick Lunchable fix, still in the residential area. I see a car at the intersection, I wait for it to go. It doesn’t. Whatever man, dude is probably on his phone or something. So I get to going. Few feet down the street, the car pulls up next to me. At first, it looks like they’re about to flip a bitch, but instead they stop a little in front of me. Windows are rolled down, I see a woman in the driver’s seat. She’s about a 4 on a good day, she stops me.

Now whenever I get stopped by a car, happens more than you’d think, I always look into the back seats. Just to see if anything funky is about to go down. Well I can’t see shit in her backseat. But anyway she stops me, asks me if I speaky the Spanish. I tell her no. I do, but I don’t feel like trying to give her directions. But then she tries speaking English. She keeps on saying something “friend”. Giggling and looking around as she does. I assume she’s a crack head looking for her friend somewhere. But before I tell her I can’t help, she says “My friend. My friend he, uh, laughs he likey when I suck his dick. You want?” Now, I’ve seen Monster my fair share of times, and it’s immediately the first thing I think of. “Oh, no thank you” I say. She panics, “Come on friend. Just get in” I tell her I’m going to go meet my girl, she unlocks the passenger’s door and tells me she’ll give me a ride. I say no thank you one more time and start walking away.

Now Lounge, I know what some of you are thinking right now. “Blaguar you idiot. Who cares if she’s ugly, just get your dick sucked and go on with your life, you aren’t marrying the skeezer. She’s a freak too, cruising the streets for black gangster dick? (Copyright Mr. P) Head game must be ridiculous.”

Shut the fuck up Lounge. Because as I was walking away, and this shit legit is giving me chills right now, I hear a door open. I turn around and see the back passenger’s door open, and then close as she drives away.

UHHHHHHH, no. I dont think anyone here would recommend you get in a car with a stranger, and get head from a 4, who is stalking you in her car, speaking spanglish. In houston, texas of all places. Also, what does that say about you, that a weak 4, with niggas in the back seat would approach you trying to trick off randomly. Ole jack thriller lookin ass nigga. lol

Who the fuck said anything about living in Houston?
That bone in your nose is fuckin with your brain, Jimmy.

What nigga? Dont you live in houston? lol

dab00g · October 29, 2015, 11:12am

Definitely recomend a rubber at all times.

One that you supply. The ultimate test if a girl likes you is her willingness to use a female condom.

jimmy1200 · October 29, 2015, 11:14am

He wouldve definitely needed a rubber for those dudes who were finna suck his dick in that back seat. LOOOL.

angelpalm · October 29, 2015, 11:15am

daboog is all about the bbc

Starhammer · October 29, 2015, 11:28am

^What he said.

-Starhammer-

Pertho · October 29, 2015, 11:33am

L
O
L

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84sTzVhE_ec

LOOOL The internet extra weird today. My brain is hella fried.

Rick_Ross · October 29, 2015, 1:37pm

@“Rick Ross”

For a second, I thought the spaces in bat signald were broken.

Turns out, you niggas are dumbasses. You need to put the quotes in between names. This function has an auto-complete method that activates by pressing return; stop typing out the entire name.

SoVi3t · October 29, 2015, 2:33pm

Way to aim high

Shadow_Ace · October 29, 2015, 3:01pm

black jag simply went to the wrong hood, lunchable game is serious out here

Million · October 29, 2015, 3:03pm

That situation with people (99% blacks most likely, of course) wanting Don Lemon to be fired----that is really coming off as pathetic, in my opinion---- so you don’t agree with whatever he said… so he should lose his job as a result? Most people apparently just pretend to be tolerant and open-minded about things…yeah, tolerance----UNTIL you hear some shit you disagree with…such tolerance there.

There’s this little thing called “changing the channel” or “turning off the television” when there’s some shit on there you don’t like or agree with.

And as usual—this situation proves that as emotion takes over a person’s thought process… logic and reason go right out the damn window. You got people out here shamelessly saying we DON’T need to know all the facts here or in similar situations. What’s wrong with the question of WHY “Officer Bodyslam” had to be called in the first place? If you see a video of an officer in a struggle with anyone, isn’t it the natural thing to wonder "whoah what the hell lead up to that?" You should see Sunny Hostin’s reactions to this latest situation—she’s normally a good on-air legal person with rational commentary if I recall…but the logic side of her brain is completely gone off a cliff on this particular case.

Like I mentioned before— we’re just going to pretend like we DON’T know how MOST of the kids have zero respect for authority and act a fool in schools today? We’re just going to pretend like all of them are 100% innocent little angels that never do anything wrong, I guess…

Here is what’s coming up in the very near future with the law enforcement types, imo---- a whole generation of them will be inclined to do absolutely nothing. They’ll just keep their fat-ass in a squad car somewhere, eating doughnuts…even if they happen to see you getting mugged one day—the cop of tomorrow will just think "eh, not worth the hassle…fucked up but it’s not my problem." and go right on collecting a paycheck for nothing. I guarantee you that this is what’s in store for us all later on, probably in just the next few years…especially with media hype focusing on each situation which makes anything look like it’s a “growing trend” despite what actual numbers may show.

SoVi3t · October 29, 2015, 3:08pm

China abandoning their One Child policy:

Now you can have TWO kids.

MechWarrior · October 29, 2015, 3:33pm

@Million Good thing robots will most likely take over there, since us meatbags are faltering.