no, just no.
I am, 4,000% sure that I was almost robbed/murdered.
Walking to the store for a quick Lunchable fix, still in the residential area. I see a car at the intersection, I wait for it to go. It doesn’t. Whatever man, dude is probably on his phone or something. So I get to going. Few feet down the street, the car pulls up next to me. At first, it looks like they’re about to flip a bitch, but instead they stop a little in front of me. Windows are rolled down, I see a woman in the driver’s seat. She’s about a 4 on a good day, she stops me.
Now whenever I get stopped by a car, happens more than you’d think, I always look into the back seats. Just to see if anything funky is about to go down. Well I can’t see shit in her backseat. But anyway she stops me, asks me if I speaky the Spanish. I tell her no. I do, but I don’t feel like trying to give her directions. But then she tries speaking English. She keeps on saying something “friend”. Giggling and looking around as she does. I assume she’s a crack head looking for her friend somewhere. But before I tell her I can’t help, she says “My friend. My friend he, uh, laughs he likey when I suck his dick. You want?” Now, I’ve seen Monster my fair share of times, and it’s immediately the first thing I think of. “Oh, no thank you” I say. She panics, “Come on friend. Just get in” I tell her I’m going to go meet my girl, she unlocks the passenger’s door and tells me she’ll give me a ride. I say no thank you one more time and start walking away.
Now Lounge, I know what some of you are thinking right now. “Blaguar you idiot. Who cares if she’s ugly, just get your dick sucked and go on with your life, you aren’t marrying the skeezer. She’s a freak too, cruising the streets for black gangster dick? (Copyright Mr. P) Head game must be ridiculous.”
Shut the fuck up Lounge. Because as I was walking away, and this shit legit is giving me chills right now, I hear a door open. I turn around and see the back passenger’s door open, and then close as she drives away.
I think the only person that gets in the car in that situation is Sovi3t. The rest of us are just gonna walk away and post it on SRK.
Its a good thing ugly hoes ain’t got unblockables. Its nature’s way of balancing them out.
I sure as fuck would not have gotten in that car.
“I was almost robbed/raped/murdered” is some white girl shit.
There is no almost. You either were or you weren’t.
I was almost raped today because like OH EM GEE there was this black guy walking the opposite direction on the same sidewalk as me. Pray for me ya’ll.
Boy was about to get robbed and raped for sure. Should’t have been dressed like a slut blaguar.
Yeah dude, I have ridiculously low standards, but I’m not a born sucker. I tend to try to avoid situations that will lead to me being robbed or end up in a fucking freezer. No fucking way would I get in that car. I’d just probably start tossing out random russian words I know, and “no english” and keep on walking, like I normally do.
I almost lost my job today. I saw a juan
Shit, most mexicans assume I don’t speak spansih. I just get to walk away.
Assembling a show is hard when you’re computers got like 2 gigs of memory. So damn rough.
I hate the works. Fucking overpriced burgers with retarded ass toppings.
Man this southpark episode is eye opening.
Learning alot about your people @neesa and I think @SadQuotes. What a varied and historically relevant culture you all have.
That only works when it’s the other way around… These guys jump at your throat if anything negative is stated about an Android device or anything good is stated about an Apple device, but I personally don’t give a fuck about the stupid war they insist on being a part of. Like I said before, Apple isn’t paying me, soooo…
@ black jaguar
What Lunchables do you get?
Although I would guess that Rick Ross said it for controversy, he got my respect. I love eating Yan Yan.
(I’m a bit surprised that Lunchables even still exist, honestly.)
That said, almost none of us would blame you for turning someone who, at the very least, was pretty clearly some type of druggie. I say “almost” because Raz0r is the exception to the rule and even there he’d be getting mad at you more for turning down drugs than for turning down the woman, Black_Jaguar.
that happened to me before too…
was coming back home from next level arcade around 2am and these random 2 black girls were like “want your dick sucked!?”. just…loud but no one was around. I panicked and didn’t know what to say so I was like “naw thanks…going to see my russian girlfriend now…she has a gun and a knife” then kinda walked fast in case these hoes got close or something lol…
Yea, that was the most obvious set up you’ll ever see in your life. The backdoor likely opened because whoever was back there considered coming after you anyway, but decided not to for some reason.
Those lunchables gon’ get you merc’d, bruh.
That is a shit-eating response. You could have said anything else but that. Come on.
I think girl at work is low key hitting on me with the halloween costume pics showing me things
Eh