SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

got 25 my first time didnt realize i was being timed

Just pre-ordered Bloodborne.

Never played any Souls games before.

I’m currently unsure if my body is ready or not.

Monday down. Another day closer to working all fucking weekend :tup:

There are…an incredible amount of penis themed auditions for shows like X-factor and the like. A fun one;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etUKqrHaqc4

If you were as intelligent as you claim, you would know that is the karyotype for Klinefelters’ Syndrome.

Tall with long extremities, hypogonadism, gynecomastia,and reduced intelligence

You must have a lot of space in the jeans due to genetics, not lifestyle choice.

Dont worry there are a lot of NYC subway dwellers that are afraid of black people. You should have lots of compeers down there.

Spoiler

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It would seem that Dangerous J is implying that Razor has a defective body.

100% chance you’re going to revisit the entire Souls series after Bloodborne.

The games are that good. B)

I’m guessing you’re serious about this post so Ill respond under the assumption that you aren’t trolling.

1:) They are flosty. They jump at a higher distance and don’t come down as fast compared to last SF games…feel free to run a comparison if you think I’m lying.

2:) The block stun is barely present at least compared to previous SF games. Are we just going to ignore how frequent wake-up attacks are in this game.

3:) Wait you’re saying the game isn’t slow. I guess it’s as fast as ST,3s,CVS2 and the alpha games my mistake.

4:) I’ve seen all this combos and I can tell you with a straight face the game has low damage output. I mean are you honestly going to argue the game has high damage outlit especially in direct comparison to previous SF games.

5:) This is true I can’t really argue since it’s petsonal taste. Personally the goofy body proportions, man hands for women and caveman feet for shotos remind me of the art design for the 3D MK games like DA and decsption.

I loved Demon’s Souls
Liked Dark Souls
Thought Dark Souls II was decent

Hoping Bloodborne steps it up.

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@Black_Jaguar

click at your own risk

after the whole shit with gamergate, let me be the first to say

FUCK REVIEWS

hokai

Missed the “look at how fat/skinny/short/tall” page. I’m lucky to get as much free pizza and italian food from one of the best pizza joints in NY, on the way home from work I picked up a free spinach and eggplant pie and some deep dish slices:

Fresh made pizza is really the only “junk food” I eat, but I sure do eat a lot of it.

I pre-ordered it a while ago lol.
Only about an hour before I can play it on PSN. Already downloaded it, I’m just hoping that it’s good. Because it’s too fucking late for me if it isn’t.

I don’t waste my time doing that unnecessarily.

I don’t think you’re lying, I think you’re over-exaggerating. The jumps in this game really aren’t all that floaty. You want to see floaty jumps? Play an anime fighter.

How much blockstun do you want, exactly? There are characters in this game that can keep you blocking to the point where they’d be broken if there was a guard meter. Blockstun doesn’t even need to be all that high because of how strong frametraps are. It’s fine how it is, IMO.

Slower compared to those games? Maybe. Slow in general? I don’t think so. The characters I play are pretty fast-paced. I see how you could think it’s slow from watching high-level play, though.

People complain about the damage and stun output being too high all the time. In fact, people were doing that during the FR stream. What, you want 4 hit death combos like ST?

I don’t really like the style either, but a lot of the characters look perfectly fine.

Now, for the bolded… See the trend? You’re following the same flowchart as a lot of other OG elitists. You’re hating on the game because it isn’t ST, CvS2, 3S, or A2. It’s fine if you prefer those, but don’t spout uninformed nonsense about a game you clearly don’t play.

SCREW YOU YA GIANT Q-TIP!!!

Runs away leaving behind tears of jealousy

-Starhammer-

mom called me from work and said that skin and both butches came over to apologize. she didn’t let them in the house. they said they were scared because my adopted sister called them and told them she was going to call people to get them. my mom was like “uhhh, she’s been in the hospital since noon yesterday. the doctors said her skull was fractured*. family members aren’t even allowed on the floor she’s on, much less phones.” they freaked out and left.

i bought mom a shotgun from work. about 20 minutes after i got home, mom got a call from one of the cops that was at the house during the brawl. he was like “hey, we got all 3 of them in the car. do you want to press charges?” after much deliberation between my uncle and my mom, they agreed if my adopted sister presses charges on them we will back her.

*hairline fracture on her nose, but they don’t need to know about that.

in other news:

I like the version of that that says his hairline is on the charger lol

@Shaft Agent Don Draper’s secretary has nice legs (that you’ll probably never get to see except for one episode of Mad Men).

Boom.

Your family all right?