SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

I’m so behind on House of Lies, show is dope.

Nigga ain’t even make it to season 2 yet due to being distracted/pure laziness

Fun seeing Cheadle conning niggas and fuckin mad bitches lol

Started writing a post asking why there doesn’t seem to be any sports dedicated youtube channels. Then talked myself out of it after I listed like a dozen reasons it wouldn’t be any popular.

SF4 is no Alpha series or Third Strike but most elements of it’s predecessors are there. I’m not going to go into details 'cause mfers here are actually excited for new MK games. hahahaha

Ha ha ha ha ha! You guys are still hilarious! It’s difficult to stay away from this place.

this is fun http://106.186.25.143/kuku-kube/en-3/

Nawl, nigga. Better put some letters in that URL. The weeaboo shit don’t count, either.

Played some SF quatro, been a while. I did enjoy Poison and Ken though. Poison has that mad pressure game I like, rush down with curves.

May pick her up and unrust myself.

This bitch keeps running his mouth. Punishment needs to be dealt. Method?

You picked the wrong version of that fatality.

Welp, it’s time to mess up my room.

They’re the hipsters of this generation. They dress in retarded ways, wear OBEY stuff, and call it “swag.” Here’s an example:

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/62166706/original.jpg

You should get the idea from that.

Pulled the trigger tonight and bought a PS4 Last of Us edition, with FF type zero that has the 15 demo. Since my pot smoking days are semi retired, I’m changing my name from superbongzilla to something else. Hoping none of the fist of the northstar names are all taken, I want Raoh or Jagi. Also preordered Ride to get my racing fix. I wonder if my ps3’s sony head set will be compatible with the 4.

Swine flatulence.

  1. Fun game lol

Edit: Tried again and got 33.

I swear this day has been longer than a damn Jared Leto movie.

My biggest issue when watchinh high level SF4 is not being able to get over all the stupidity.

“Why are jumps so floaty.”
“Why is there no block stun.”
“Why is the gsme moving at speed 1.”
“What’s with the low damage output.”
“How come the art design is so ugly.”

It can be enjoyable but I’d rather just watch ST or KOF98 if I want a grounded footsie fighter.

Those MK fatality GIFs remind me of how dumb fatalities have gotten in that game in some cases. Meaning how there’s extra damage done after the opponent is dead. What’s the point of freezing the corpse and shattering it after you’ve instantly killed the guy by ripping his brain from his body? He can’t feel it, so there’s no point other than just making a mess.

Kung Lao’s fatality in MK9 was the same way. His hat would cut the head off, then he would cut the remaining corpse in half with the hat. Why? You’re not going to make your opponent more dead by slicing something that’s basically a rag doll. You had it right in MK II, why fuck it up?

Next you’re gonna have Scorpion decapitate his opponent, then incinerate the remaining corpse for no reason. Unless they put that in, in which case holy shit MK goin’ hard.

No hipsters don’t dress like that
Those two look like special needs kids

My biggest issue when listening to people talk about SF4 is not being able to get over all the ignorance.

Jumps aren’t floatly unless you’re looking at Guy, Chun, Elena, or Ibuki.
No block stun… lol
It’s not.
If you think SF4 has low damage output, you need to see some Cammy, Viper, Decapre, and Evil Ryu combos.
Eh, subjective.

“Why don’t you know what you’re talking about.”

cheh, that animated gif with the Indian dude sitting on a car that flies into the scene… that might actually be the greatest way to make your entrance I’ve ever seen in life. Imagine showing up to work like that… the world really isn’t ready to witness that caliber of stylin’ and profilin’.