SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

So we are replaying the same levels for a 3rd time, but with Vergil instead of Dante or Nero? Ok, not buying that shit. SMH

All you fat fucks in here talking about being fat fucks, i’m sitting here 5’7 and 140.

I’m practically a skeleton.

I’m not really fat, tho. If I were I wouldn’t be able to wear skinny jeans and these tight ass shirts. I just get heavier evenly and it is worrisome.

I decided to try my whiteness today and see if I could get my FICO score. Turns out my score is so high they had to double check it to make sure I wasn’t stealing someone’s identity.

To further flex, I called my CC company and asked them to bump up my limit. Not for any particular reason, just to see if I could get it done. She asked my name and as soon as I said it she was like, “Sir, are you SURE you want me to run this report? Are you ready for the demoralizing effect of having a credit limit raising denied? I’m sure by your first name you must be brown as fuck…” But I assured her I was prepared for it. A few minutes pass as her machine tallies up its numbers and runs the report. She could not hide the surprise in her voice very well when she said, “Oh shi–I mean, sir. It looks like your credit limit raise has been approved. We can actually go higher if you wish.”

“Nah, I’m okay. I don’t even need it I just wanted to see if I could do it.”

“You sure can do it, Raz0r. You sure can.”

Gauntlet thrown down, @RockBogart.

got top 64 at final round tho, lost because this yun counter picked after I beat him the second match

lol @“po pimpus” , nigga did you get DQ’ed?

ran into adam warlock also, I also got counter picked by the “chick” makoto player with the red hair; when she asked me a question my mind was blown

6,1 160-70? something last time I weighed myself.

-NASM Elite trainer.

As I’ve heard it.

Ty-D-Bowl has this bottle you can stick in your toilet tank and put blue water in the bowl every time you flush. On the back of it is some information about the product. Namely, the following:

I’m wondering why they only mentioned pets in that addendum.

I’d rather look like a grownup than me as an eighth grader.

:expressionless:

@Raz0r, your first name is Ramon, isn’t it? If so, that’s cliche as fuck lol.

My first name is Razor, believe it or not.

Spoiler

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I don’t.

You know some big fucking eighth graders.

Anyway, I eat like a pig, constantly. I guess i’m just a genetically superior human.

In the pursuit of profits this will continue to be the norm. As much as I want $$$, I kinda want to focus my studies into energy subsidies to lower the need for so much oil.

Batteries are cool, and aluminum based baterries van be a cool method to power vehicles, but there’s always toxic waste to deal with. We can’t win it all

I’m 6’1" and 137, but nobody asked! I have tomorrow off! Hi, Lounge!

^^How are you that small at 6’1? You must have a high metabolism

Selective breeding at work, my man.

I’m around that same area. Being able to eat whatever you want and not gain weight is both a blessing and a curse.