I want to play the JCVD Pony rhythm/fighting/VR sex game that’s in your AV.
Why are you talking about jumping in? I post a video of the slowest character in the game dashing inbetween perfectly timed gunshots and you want to talk about how there’s no option? Your main character has a fucking teleport. Nigga your stubbornness is legendary
do we have a thread about hating tv ads?
that gay-ass “today is your day to save” geico ad is really shitty 
Do you have to submit a picture ID to buy a fleshlight controller for the Wii? 'Cause I totally plan on obscuring my face with a baseball cap.
Not that kind of jumping in, fool lol. I meant jump in to the game.
How many times have I tried using that teleport only to have you block instead and get punished? Not like I can do it on reaction… I have to guess. If I’m right, I deal 15-20% damage. If I’m wrong, I take 30+%.
No jail time…annnnnd she doesn’t have to register as a sex offender http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/11/louisiana-teacher-accused-of-9-hour-threesome-with-teen-gets-no-jail-time-for-other-illicit-sex/
haha, yeah. How’s that for gender equality?
I mean…surely it would be just absurd to suggest this might have a different outcome if it were a man accused of the same thing…yeah that would be silly to suggest such a thing.
welcome to fighting games
Most games by their very nature require informed guessing. Step 1. know the state of the game at the moment, Step 2. Know what state is the most favorable state for the game to be in in order to achieve victory, Step 3. Bring the game into that state.
Simple, ain’t it?
On paper…
Fact of the matter is, you guys are all theory-fighting while I’m out here getting washed.
I still play Xrd, I just don’t play online very often. Notice I am still reppin my girl Millia over here
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Not my Waifu by the way. My partner in Bounty Hunting.
I don’t like Mortal Kombat so I wont be buying it. If you would like to send me a copy I’ll be happy to give it a try.
Look man, it’s not our fault you
I guess you’re right
there is guessing in fighting games?
NO WAI NIGGA 
Were you not just bitching about him “spamming” you with Jax?
Read step 1 again. You have to be able to identify what state the game is in. The enemy should be trying to fool you into believing a false state.
This is why I love strategy games like Starcraft (which I suck at) and League/Dota (which I suck at less). You have a ton of stupid ways to mask your behavior from the enemy and send them false information to fool them into misstepping.
Fighting games are no different. They just rely much more heavily on patterns. Don’t look at the individual moves, look at the patterns those moves form and learn to exploit them.
We understand your pain, we just don’t sympathize with you lol.
What I try to do in fighting games is to be as unpredictable as possible ergo random which can stress the other player out in making mistakes which is when I catch them off guard in the balls. I’m not really random though since I do have a plan, but it is rather simple since I am just aiming at beating you down in any way, therefore my pattern is destruction.
I wasn’t bitching about it. He fired shots, I called out his play… That’s it. Notice I said nothing about it until well after the fact.
Trust me… I try. I’ll just stream the next time I play him so you guys can actually see this chick in action.
You can’t understand it until you get in the ring with Jacqui lol.