SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

yeah, i took a few hits (it happens when you break up a fight), but i’m ok. everybody that could beat the shit out of me in a fair fight chilled out the instant they saw i had my gun on me.

i don’t know much of anything yet. from what i can piece together my adopted sister brought 8 people to beat up the girl with the beautiful skin who was coming over to talk to my mom. all hell broke loose because the girl with the beautiful skin had a couple of people with her.

madness.

know what would make the new KI a better game? all OG costumes, soundtracks and option to disable all those ink/doodoo effect. microsoft owe me money for the idea :rage:

Damn. I saw the vid. Rey clearly whiffed the 619, but It looks like the damage was done before hand. It looked to me like perro had already stopped moving somewhere around that first dropkick that knocked him onto the ropes. I really hope Rey isn’t beating himself up over this. Still, R.I.P. Perro Jr. Sad times.

-Starhammer-

Fix’d.

Damn RockB posting sub optimal gifs? it really is an odd night. And don’t give me a smartass retort to cover up the fact that I’m right.

So I see people talking shit about Spawn not being relevant…
Some of ya have been going too hard in the crack pipe.

finishing up the re rebalation 2. barry is funny too.

random creepy girl in dress: oh the monsters!
barry: monsters?

thats the fucking “conversation” as they enter the tower lol. the nigga barry being surprised about “monsters” :astonished:

yeah, i had to change pants just to holster the gun without my junk falling out.

let me jump into a fight between a dozen people without a gun- especially with some dude that’s 6’3 and has AT LEAST 100 lbs on me.

my uncle came over about 5 minutes before the cops came. he had his gun. then my richboi cousin came over. he had his gun. people started clearing out once we said the police were on their way, but they got stuck in our driveway (it’s long and windy). cops blocked most of them in and questioned everybody.

What kind of white trash are you?

Shaft, stay safe. Firearms win again.

*RE: “I never listened to no country”. Bluffing, the lot of you. If you were listening to hip hop on terrestrial radio, or watching music video some 10 years or so ago you probably heard that Nelly and Tim Mcgraw country song. You know, THIS one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3htOCjafTc

Shaft you be careful with that gun. Don’t want any unnecessary calfsualties.

I hope I’m never in a situation like that. Some idiots will still want to test you, even with with a sidearm.

fucking resident evil logic. apparently you can just a break big-ass chain+lock by throwing a shitty brick lol…

Calves bout to rampage on niggas CounterStrike style.

Gimme the details, bro.

How hot is your adopted sister? Is she really worth all this drama? How many of the guys that were there is she fuckin?

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Seriously though. Why your adopted sister starting this shit? Beat that ass.

Wazzat?

Iunno if she’s German (close enough).

Don’t shoot nobody now. If you need to de-escalate a situation, just use Aikido or Judo techs

They sit down when they pee

He said he the cops got stuck on his drive way, sounds like he lives on the FoxCatcher Estate or something.

So…

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Donatello is dead, is there some sort of dragon balls to revert this on the comic universe of TMNT?