lol “tapping those toes”, fuck outta here, son!
I had to Google that Garth Brooks joint, couldn’t get past the 10 second mark.
This post…lolol. Not only do I believe you’d fuck him, I believe you’d do it whether or not he got his penis removed.
I remember the first time i heard “O Caroline” at party during sophomore year and being shocked that everyone knew the words to that corny-ass song. Needless to say, this is probably the Whitest shit that I fuck with at karaoke…
Goddamn, man. How you more hood than I am when we grew up in the same atmosphere? Must’ve been me going to Chinatown Fair as a teen. I met the whitest of white dudes out in NY.
Even with a penis, I bet Kayo looks better than your chick. Shit, she looks only slightly better than mine. But the penis is a problem. I can’t go in someone having balls slap against my own. But I’m not really stuck into that two-dimensional way of thinking about sex. While I’m not at Manx’s level, I just never really cared.
My FB name has nothing to do with him. That said, I know Kris Kristofferson as the guy that patched up Blade and cleaned his surgery tools in a neat whiskey.
No, he doesn’t look better than my girl, but my claiming such a thing doesn’t really mean anything since you’ll never see her lol.
Hey, do you, bruh.
Phantom Angel just threw his hat in the ring as a challenger for that STA crown.
I’m sure I’ll see her black ass eventually.
If I run into you, probably. New York isn’t that big of a city lol.
Pic of Tyrone’s girl
there were multiple fights at my mom’s house an hour ago. i broke up most of them, but not without taking damage. cops broke the rest up.
i have blood on my shirt that’s not mine.
my adopted sister caused all of it. i wish i could go back in time to tell my 6th grade self to say “no” when mom asked to me if i wanted to save this girl from dying.
MotherFUCKER. You can’t just lead with that and not to go into more detail. If you don’t want your own blood to stain your shirt, you better tell the rest before I beat it out of you with a hammer.
holy shit dude, are you ok?
This thread got really gay all the sudden.
I’ve been writing for the last four hours. I don’t know how people write novels, man. There are so many words you need to meet the qualification of calling whatever you write a “novel” that I just can’t fathom it, and I read A LOT of books. Do those motherfuckers just use wide spacing?
Anyway, I’m on the third chapter of something new I’m writing. It’s a story based on two people who met through work. It deals with a number of issues, including underemployment, lacking in any outside interests, poverty, love, you know, everything millennials go through. Yes, Brooklyn is in it. Maybe some of me is in this but I don’t think so.
My money is on Shaft.
No trust for that cocaine-fueled hammer, I see.
Die Antwoord is ugly and her music sucks.
Damn I almost feel bad for PA for how many other things he gets shitted on for…but this one…
That’s a badass snippet from your script, but where dat first and third act doe?