SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Son Them All. SRK member known for bragging about having the most bitches. He was later debunked as taking the pics of random myspace hoes and pretending they were his bitches. In general known for being bitch ass, lying ass nigga.

On a more positive note, Shatta is at 830 on his fundraiser. Wondering if we can do some wacky stream night as a fundraiser. @SWBeta better be reading this shit.

List what kind of games/stuff you guys want to see and I’ll post back with what I have on that list. @shatterstar’s suggestions take priority, of course.

Why are you gonna take his suggestions into account? Niggas gonna be asking for HnK and CvS2. Ain’t nobody got consoles for that :lol:

We’d have to make it really entertaining. That kind of would be the hard part.

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In case you wanna see the xfactor judges that got fired :

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I actually forgotten about Natalia Kills, and though I don’t mind her music (it’s alright), I wish I could say the same about her character because she’s a total bitch. How on earth are you going to attack someone for supposedly copying your husband’s look when you stole Lord Farquuad’s hairstyle? If anything, her husband’s not that even cute either and shouldn’t be firing shots at anyone, looking like Handsome Squidward.

I seem to have a ton of white friends, and my mother listens to country music, so there’s that.

Not that I know of, this isn’t to uncommon in the TMNT universe though. If I remember right in the 90s raph got fucked up and was part cyborg for a while.

awh shit right in the feels
Dude got swatted, police held his family at gun point, he posted this vid right after they left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn-U9S7aV6M

So, are we going to have to hold a fundraiser for Shaft Agent’s funeral? Mofo just disappeared on us.

Swatting has to be the stupidest shit the internet has created. It doesn’t surprise that its what this new gen of youngins think is funny since they are fucking stupid.

lol, like I said, whatever I have, I’ll do. I don’t have either of those anymore, so that’s a no-go.

As for making it really entertaining, I’m open to suggestions. A while back I did a streets of rage stream and has Epi and Combo_Knight as guest commentators. These niggas roasted the crap out of me for being mad scrubby. SWBeta roasts are always popular in the lounge (f y’all niggas), so maybe I need to get some guest commentators with a strong personality that will roast the shit out of me if I… let’s say, roll and fall off a ledge in Dark Souls or get bodied by some jobber enemy in a Mega Man game.

I’m pretty sure I can find Shaft Agent if I needed to and I’m willing to get that nigga if he ever got into any trouble.

On swatting:

Two-fold problem:

  1. Ass hats not being able to handle shit. Every day people are entrusted with fair levels of responsibility with some stupid dangerous shit. Just think of how dangerous a gas station is! Train tracks, a motherfucker could just put something stupid on there. Electricity that comes into our homes. What if some mother fucker riggers some shit to shock anyone who came up to his door? People can handle dumb shit most the time.

But on The Internet… Well, people’s judgement becomes impaired. I think it’s mostly teenagers and others with underdeveloped minds, incapable of seeing their actions out to termination before executing them that do this. But there’s some real asshats out there too.

  1. Overkill police tactics. You don’t need 10 officers with rifles to respond to most domestic threats. That should not be the default level of force used when entering a home. There’s already too many random elements at play and to automatically and instantly respond with heavy-handed force just adds a whole host of others.

I hate that shit. I wish I could bully the mother fuckers who do it, but I hope that we can come to realize how serious the problem is on both sides.

MarlinPie vs BlackSnake on XRD http://www.twitch.tv/teamsp00ky

@SWBeta, I’m gonna get my thoughts together and PM you some ideas. Think an old idea of mine could be brought up to make something fun. Don’t know if we have other GD streamers…oh shit, Spirit Juice. Yeah, gimme a min to think on this.

I work at a gas station, day and night shifts. Been here about six months or so and still haven’t let my guard down.

Though if morherfuckers think it will be easy robbing me they got another thing coming.

You too Ayo. Some niggas fuckin with you, let me know and I’ll call in my crew to roll some dice, look up the results on a table and act accordingly.

If motherfuckers rob you, you just let them take the stuff. No point in getting shot over stuff that won’t total over 20.

This is where we need someone extreme and angry like me to be in charge of certain things. People that are convicted of the “SWATting” bullshit would be sentenced to about 20, maybe 25+ years in prison (no parole; you have to do all of it…also make sure to put you in a general population with guys that like to rape other inmates…as many of those as possible to really make sure you are likely to get some of that action too.), just like that…just a random long sentence right off the top of my head…also with some hard physical labor in there as well… …and that’s me being “nice” about it. Court proceedings and sentencing would be broadcasted live as well, of course (something that already happens in the media anyway, at least with high-profile cases)… so we’d all get to see just how funny they think the shit is then.

For other crimes… I’d love to bring back the old forms of torture. Certain people need to be dealt with in the harsh old ways that this society is too pussy to consider these days. Throw some shitheads in the “Brazen Bull”, and have others like that Colorado movie theater shooter burned at the stake like an accused witch/warlock in the old era… have people drawn in quarter, or thrown in a pit of large dangerous animals without any good weapons for defense. People with at least some slight level of common sense and rational thought would think twice about future criminal behavior then when the punishments are harsh enough.

Yeah, Pertho. If you wanna look like a bitch, sure.

Gas stations have, at most, 50 dollars in the register and a bunch of shitty beer. Fuck it, none of that shit is worth getting shot over.

if I worked at a gas station and someone robbed me, I’d let them if they cut me in on 10%.

It would get me out of work for a week though, can’t beat that.

Plus the whole being meh toward life thing has me apathetic to the situation. That and most of these rednecks would be easy to take out.

Think I will work toward a concealed weapon license after my vehicle situation is hashed out and get me a piece since they stopped leaving the .357 at work due to my dumbass coworker letting everyone hold it and shit.

Raz0r, I hope you’re watching this stream, if not go back for that Blacksnake vs Doran2k match.