SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Could have sworn you said something about making kale chips a month or so ago and me telling you I need to try them sometime.

As for ASMR, obviously it won’t work with your closed mind like getting a kid who grew up on a strict diet of BET, Scarface, and GTA to sit down and watch an Akira Kurosawa film. I’m just saying for me it makes the already pleasurable and relaxing feeling of laying in my comfortable bed much more so and takes very minimal effort…just put on my headphones and pick a video from youtube lol.

Wtf is ASMR?

@Manx I just made Bayonetta using Pathfinder…

Well not really, I just got inspired to make a character from the ground up when I saw this pic.

https://cdn.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/000/291/744/large/130705_김초롱_포폴_5거너_완성.jpg?1415539222

Rock confirmed whiter than me cause I had no idea what ASMR was until he mentioned it.

#killwhitey

Inserts a witty"up in smoke" joke here

realizes that Iron man is my favorite from long ago, and that nobody has ever put the moustashe on his armor.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/movie%20villain%20laugh%20LOL_zpsquvhwmyh.gif

heh, heh, heh, heh…

VILLAIN! I WILL END YOU!!!

-Starhammer-

*The fact that this isn’t the name of a Django Unchained porn parody is highly disappointing. *

@angelpalm
@Neesa

Try laying in bed with your eyes closed wearing headphones (doesn’t work without them) and listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E46IE5h2gmc

INB4 ez sex joke.

Stupid people “Unknowingly” posting spyware laden shit on Facebook

Miss me with that stupidity.

Immortality made it so you just couldn’t die no matter what iirc. Still got hurt.

ones with draw backs: Sheep, Ox, Rabbit, Monkey(? Don’t remember this one 100% but I could swear it had some shitty draw back to it.), Tiger

Now my picks: Dog, Horse, Pig/Ox

Dog and Horse to just be an unkillable god, and Pig or Ox to just make my rule unchallenged.

After reading this none of them have drawbacks. Horse is pretty goddamned stupid though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTGbK85cRr0

I have acid…

I don’t want to do it. In fact, I think I’m over drugs in general. they seem like…eh.

ah yes… monkey talisman’s shape-shifting includes animal forms apparently…that makes it even better if I’m not just limited to being other people. This could yield some interesting results if you could even morph just parts of yourself into other things… like while fighting someone, morph your arm into a severely poisonous thing, like the black mamba… then become a hawk or whatever and fly away…or turn into a bear and maul someone to death; real life animalities, man…hell yeah. I wouldn’t fear random hunters either because of the immortality and super-healing backing me up.

…then, imagine if it’s any animals that ever existed in this world… this opens up the list of possibilities to dinosaurs. Shapeshifting becomes a lot more interesting when you start including animal forms and perhaps partial-body morphing so you could be multiple things at once…then we’re talking about something that is at least a high 2nd-tier power, folks.

For those that aren’t quite familiar… behold the power of the black mamba http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_mamba <–one of the deadliest animals in the world.

Dog/immortality only works while in contact/wearing the talisman. Not technically a drawback, but puts you in the shoes of someone like the Juggernaut and his helmet.

Fuck send it my way bro…I have been want to get some acid for a minute now.

Acid? Hmm. That would be interesting to experience. I wonder what kind of things I would see while under it. It really depends on your mental state if you achieve a bad trip or not. Imagine a crazy person tripping out while seeing demons from the astral plane. The dude would go nuts. He’ll be like, “I just saw the Devil, man!”.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/7-san-francisco-officers-suspended-over-racist-texts/ar-AAap4pq?ocid=ansHollywoodReporter11

Great. More cops acting like nothing but bullies with badges. Why can’t these mutha fucks keep their hate and ignorance off the clock? Dumbasses.

-Starhammer-

I’ve been listen to erotic ASMR for at least 2 years now. That and hypnosis, but that shit is difficult to find. Half of it is gay, as in the literal “you eat dicks” sense of gay, and the rest is badly produced, uninteresting and/or impossible to find. The ASMR aspect works well with hypnosis to induce trance, but those tracks are rare.

So far I’ve only found one that really does it for me and I actually underwent physical and visual hallucinations listening to it. It’s called “ASMR Experiment” by Charlotte Grey or something like that. It’s a free download and if someone wants it I can PM a link. But it probably won’t do much of anything unless you’ve practiced going under trance and know how to relax into it. You can’t just hop into it. Be careful and do your research though. The track I mentioned is perfectly safe, but there are some others that may not be.

@Angelpalm I can’t see that pic here at work, but Ill check it out once I get home.

Dat lag! I love it when the game eats my inputs. Shit is mad thug.

I guess I should be happy that a group of Keith Van Horn clones who play the “right” (white? lol) way are going to the national title game, and probably will win.

But Wisconsin (and I guess Kentucky forgetting they were too-tall basketball demons sent by Satan himself) fucked up my office pool.

Eh, it’s only $200 going to somebody else now, but it still kinda stings.

Punching.

http://i.giflike.com/Nvc5MKY.gif

Stabbing.

http://i.giflike.com/nOvGG63.gif