http://i.imgur.com/yskI7xO.jpg
We’ve all been there.
I laughed pretty hard cause I ended up cuddling with them then killing them. Sounds about right. Fuck ya’ll. I’ll take my imaginary survivor medal now.
silly tipping chumps (although yeah, I do throw extra money if I get my food delivered versus picking it up myself). Two bucks on a ten dollar delivery is more than enough.
It’s a free update to Geometry Wars 3 with new levels, modes, enemies, and other tweaks that came out a few days ago.
Fixed.
edit: also, sweet…Killer Instinct is going to have a classic Cinder skin
i was about to say…let me try and block my moms shot. it only goes downhill from there
its not about being able to block it…its about having the respect for your mom and the humility of owning up to your bad behavior to take it and not complain.
Thanks, I guess.
lmao I hadn’t even noticed the new AV
This is SRK; I’m still not yellow, white or skinny enough for anything to be flooded. You should know better by now.
What’s your take on dick pics?
Could be sarcastic, dunno, but you are right.
Nothing really mimics the intensity of F-Zero.
Majority seem more interested in booty implants than anything else.
http://i.imgur.com/xdWYe5a.gif?1
:kanyeshrug:
Probably. A friend of mine actually broke his fleshlight because of the size of his own “toy”. I’ve never invested in one because I still live at home, my mother likes to come into my room unannounced, and tends to go on about how I need to throw away my things as if she doesn’t have shit she hoards in her room (which means she’ll likely rummage through my things).
Or secretly have a penis…
Or not so secretly…
I would flood u with my thirst
besides you should know by now how awful white women are.
There’s only been one time where I didn’t tip a server.
Me and some family went out for dinner(6 or 7 of us) with my grandparents because it was their anniversary. They’ve been married at least 25 years. We all went to this nice steak place. I’d been there a few times before and it was pretty good. Everything is fine until we get our food. Me and my cousin’s orders were cooked wrong. His overcooked and mine undercooked. But we dealt with it because cooks are assholes when you complain and send the food back. Didn’t want any “special sauce” getting put in there.
After a bit, all of our glasses are empty. Waiting for the server to come back so we can get refills and she didnt come back. At all. My mom got tired of waiting after about 20 minutes and grabbed some of our glasses, walked back to where the servers work when not at tables(where the drink fountains are at), and filled that shit herself. Then she made a second trip. We hadn’t seen the server walking around to other tables or anything, so we assume she was fucking around out back. After awhile we’re done eating. The server finally comes back after a fucking eternity and our bill is a bit over a hundred because of how many of us there were and the food is a little pricey. We paid by leaving cash on the table, but we shorted her about $15 and then walked out. Needless to say that nobody tipped. Server came out to the parking lot and said we didn’t pay it all. My aunt Rhonda told her she gets to pay that since we had to do part of her job for her. She explained the whole refill thing in addition to how long we waited for her to bring the check after we wanted to leave.
I havent been back there since, but I assume that girl didn’t last too long if she gave that same service to all her customers. For me to not tip the service has to be on about that level of bad. Otherwise if the service just sucks and I dont want to tip, I leave 25 cents as an insult no matter what the bill is.
When I worked at Red Robin the very entitled servers there told me that the proper tip percentage is 15%. That’s pretty fucking stupid. A tip is the customers subjective way of paying you specifically based on your performance and ability to meet their needs. You do a shit job you get a shitty tip or none at all. If you impress the customer or make them extremely satisfied, you get tipped well. Middle ground between the two is just kinda whatever, “Here’s a few dollars or something.”. The only tip a server deserves is one that they earn through doing a good job.
Some people are cheap as fuck though.