Oh god damn it we are back to tipping.
See you guys in twelve pages.
…soooo, 20 minutes?
Don’t worry, I have the remedy right here.
ASS EATING REDUX
http://i.imgur.com/UztJ9Kw.png
What you do you have to say about this, booty biters? I mean, if you’re eating ass do you really care how bad it is back there? Does new turd taste better than old? What color loaf tastes best? Do you like corn in the stool you’re snacking on?
some people look for any reason not to tip
“she took .5 seconds too long to bring me my food, NO TIP
I SAID EXTRA LEMON/NAPKINS/KETCHUP!!!”
unless you find piss or hair or snot or cum in your food, and/or your server punched you in the face, then youre an asshole for not tipping. bunch of hipster wanna-be mr pink assholes
In Seattle some restaurants and bars are experimenting with higher wages so there’s no need to tip. It was in the paper last week.
Thought of Soviet when I read the article.
I didn’t tip for my pizza yesterday and the guy looked like I called his mom a slut.
I PICKED IT UP ASSHOLE.
If my cabby makes a wrong turn, or doesn’t pull into a parking lot but along side it, or fucks up in any way, zero tip. If my trip is a small trip, he gets a dollar. If its a long trip, two dollars.
Food servers shouldn’t need tips, and i won’t give it to them. Bring on the higher wages for them, so I’m not burdened. This will also force restaurants to revamp their menus and pricing.
You shouldn’t have to tip when you pick up your food, that is their fucking job. Nobody shows up to tip me when I make steel or move something with a forklift. My paycheque is for that.
If it’s a cute girl behind the counter, all bets are off though.
Obviously it’s gotta be somewhat clean, I don’t want no e coli. I also rarely rimjob a big girl. Seems I only do it to the skinny broads.
walks in, clicks the link, reads it…
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you coulda just spammed the gif for me on this one.
-Starhammer-
I don’t know who started this “If you pick up your food you should still tip us” bullshit but it needs to end.
HE KNOWS I’M A THIRD.
TIME TO GO OFF THE GRID.
I blame you New Yorkers.
Before you blame us, look at San Francisco. Although, yes, it could have been started by some bleeding heart group here in NY and now it’s expected everywhere. It’s like they think they’re paid just to show up. Everything else costs extra. Motherfucker, please.
Well, there goes my freedom for a couple of days next week…maybe even a week or more… Dad has decided to come for a visit. I will definitely need a vacation after this, as usual. I can only hope that he will be ready to go back by the following Sunday at least. One of the great things about the self-sufficient adult/working phase of life is that you are no longer around “Mommy and Daddy” 24/7 with them nagging and in your ear about every little damn thing and being a Life Coach/Drill Sargeant™ on a daily basis. I love my parents but I also happen to enjoy literally every moment of being out here on my own, with no interference or “life coaching” from anyone.
I should start a business that requires tipping for everything.
Door opened to let you enter? Tip.
Indoor temperature adequate? Tip.
Let you use my restroom without buying anything? Tip.
Exit door will be tip-operated.
It will be the innovative business model of the forever. $$$
Riot breaks out in a newly opened New Orleans style bar in Queens, NY. I give you three guesses what race these guys are, but the first two answers don’t count.
Why the FUCK, in 2015, do hood people keep their phones straight up and not turn them to the side? I’m so fucking irritated by this.
Mexican Mexican Mexican?
Aww.
I came for the video, but I stayed for the comments.
I haven’t even read them yet