SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

MK8’s new fake F-Zero mode is the penis you’re gonna find on that girl you want to get in bed with.

you should be shackled to a bed on the top floor of a three story house in a small room with one medium sized window filled with speakers playing that horrible song all day and all night, at a suitably annoying volume level.

-Starhammer-

Mine were legitimate anecdotes that were funny. I actually find couples doing shit like that to be try-harding.

I expected better.

The point is to make this girl my ex wife.

You idiots mind spoilering the fucking MKX stuff?

I’ll be your Villain baby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF8-FF_V8wQ

I hope she refuses to sign the divorce papers and tells you she’s pregnant.

I guess this black people not tipping shit is real.

My buddy from college posts a status update on Facebook talking about how his delivery guy was upset at him for tipping $2 on a $10 delivery. He asks if that was fair and I said you paid the right amount. I would have paid $1 but $20 is acceptable.

His sister goes on to add to the conversation:

I mention that he lives off of tips, probably, and that if she did not plan to tip she should go and pick up her food. She exploded on me and her brother is sending me texts laughing his ass off.

http://perfectlycursedlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kramer-surprised.gif

Thats just some hateful shit right there.

They’re trying to.

Cassie kills Jax’ daughter and Raiden goes full villain, by the way.

Spoiler

I made that up.

The single mother excuse needs to disappear, forever.

Not true. I always tip.

I shouldn’t use generalizations. It was more for attention grabbing than anything else.

Sorry bruv but when it comes to defending the honor of some video game the gloves must come off.

First spring practice with my new team (im on the Twins) and my shoulder gets sore 10 minutes in of ground balls. Not a good look. Iced it but i still feel soreness

Also yes black people dont tip which is why they always get sub standard service

And then loudly complain about it.

I only tip waiter/waitress because some of them actually(LEGALLY) get less than minimum wage because tips count as part of their salary. and its a shitty job too. always gotta smile and pretend to care about people’s food or whatever.

no I don’t feel the need to tip a fucking taxi driver that is already getting his normal pay. same goes for food delivery. you are taking the food and bringing it to me. thats the life you chose. only time I tip food delivery is when the weather is real shitty and the guy is on a bike or something. he had to do some more work so he gets a dollar.

Food delivery gets paid mostly in tips, man. They also handle yo food in private.

$1 at the counter, $5 for the delivery guy, and 20% for a server. That’s what we do.