SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

You both realized that neither of you were black enough to be worthy of dying first. No way you were getting into Ghetto Heaven now.

Hell, you always wanted to be white anyway, which is why you probably held the dude’s hand and skipped alongside him as you went in.

I’m ok with this.

Now that I look at the side of Mileena’s mouth, it actually looks like D’Vorah is doing some Candyman shit.

She might just be a bad kisser though.

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She’s actually probably spitting acid into her face or something

You can see little bees on the side of her mouth.

I just want to know what I stole from Neesa.

I see indian dudes hold pinkies and acting hard

Yea, looks to me like she’s pouring bees into her mouth. Probably a fatality… Mileena gonna explode, or something.

Wow, feel like you giving me more credit than I should receive. But if that’s the case, which one of you fools is going to betray me?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VmJJ94x2e8U

Oh god. F-Zero Mode is HYPE.

All the new skips that are possible in F-Zero mode makes me hard.

Are you kidding me?! You can just skip that shit? That final turn in Dolphin Shoals killed so many 3 star attempts for me.

Turns out it’s from story mode, Mileena’s death scene.

Pretty sure I just bodied @Negaduck on Steam in ultra.

I get an overwhelming urge to punch everyone who calls that bullshit “F-Zero Mode” in the face.

That is not F-Zero. Quit blaspheming.

I know right nowhere near as fast or challenging or good.

Shouldnt have backdated my marriage to april 1st. Tried to do the cheesy facebook thing where you talk about your spouse and nobody hit liked. Guess you gotta be corny or maybe dudes still mad at that valentine’s day swerve.

MK8’s new F-Zero Mode is fantastic.

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Your move.

Save it for when you’re 60. No one likes to hear couples talk about each other unless they’re old, cause people think that’s cute. I feel it’s my duty, however, to counteract that happiness by pointing out that shortly before or after posting that they probably fucked in a writhing mass of veins and sweat.

*You two probably saw a whooty in the cloud of smoke. *