SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Fuck this sewer level in HM2, done with that.

Gonnae hit up some Genesis games and ask Chachi stupid questions on Steam.

U guys have already seen my mom

@potato pimpus

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DMC SE

WUT @ that background

sp00ky hinting at moving to NorCal.

Terrible time sp00ky, there’s a damn drought going on. Fuck California until it has water again.

Huh, I didn’t know the final version of Rockman Minus Infinity was released.
Time to scrub it up!

I wanna replay all the levels where you pick your Fan and play them all as Alex and Ash. Those two are fuckin awesome* but I was using the Zebra since she’s most straight forward and the Bear is like easy mode.

*first time I used them I found a bug though haha. I chainsawed a fatty through the wall and mashed toward the wall and teleported through it leaving Ash behind in the other room holding his dick. Got shot straight away but it was funny.

Next week is shaping up to be a good one for teevee for me: GoT returns Wednesday and Daredevil gets put on netflix on Friday.

Wut?

It’s DmC Dante. Aka the GOAT Dante

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GOD DAMN it! I can’t find my FUCKING Bible!

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never forghetti

Brb doing a ritual. Don’t be surprised if you get eaten by a pack of feral cats tonight.

Whew! Found it. Now I can look like a normal JW tonight.

Do you think anyone will notice that the pages have never been turned? Or should I roll it around in some gravel to give it a “worn” look?

This song needs no preface.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccenFp_3kq8

Probably one of the greatest backbeats in any song ever, so smooth and dreamy.

Like my ears are getting a blowjob with the works.

So you guys do mutual touching?

No doubt i would smash, but lack of curves make me a sad panda

nah, but there is a JW temple near the store. i was thinking of dropping by and giving money to them, but they never seem to be open when i get off work.

I just got invited to a JW meeting. I will go to it to study them. I want to figure their inner workings. For some reason my neighbors like inviting me. They only focus on me though. They never invite the rest of my family. I wonder why… Ha ha ha!

JW temples are lot Mason lodges: You assume they get used you just can never tell when.

Well that’s because when you went on your “spirit walk”, you killed your family. And you’re so damn high, you don’t realize it. You just keep telling yourself that you surmise that they like watching a blank TV screen and not changing their clothes.

There shall be no study. Nevermind I just realized that you want to study them, not have a study with them.

What will happen has already been detailed in that video I posted. WATCH it. Seriously:

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=75TfwZX4B5Y I 100% bet that it will be exactly like that video, except for the hilarious parts.

And this:

They will sing a song and then pray for God’s blessing over their congregating together.

The talk will speak of the Ransom sacrifice of Jesus. That will be the ONLY mention of his name. That he died for our sins and salvation.

They will read from The Bible the details of his death and the scriptural symbolism of the emblems, unleavened bread and wine.

They will give prayer (to Jehovah God, not to Jesus, but it will be in his name), and then pass those emblems about the room.

If you’re lucky enough to have an “anointed” hopeful member of the 144,000 among you, then they will partake of the emblems and most in the room will be waiting to take note of this event.

They will close with reflections on Jesus and the meaning of his death for Humans, pray once more in thanks of that, sing a song and dismiss.

That’s literally it. If you want to study with them, then I suggest you attend a Sunday meeting. There, you may raise your hand to give comment, but if it’s outside of what’s being presented or if it questions anything in a negative light you will be cut off and denied any further forum.

Look at your flier (assuming they gave you one), on it there is the date, time and directions to a special talk that will be given next Sunday. Go to that. It will be an interesting experience. Prepare to be love-bombed by people you’ve never met.