SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Your money would be going to an organization that supports child molestation and the emotional manipulation and abuse of many of it’s members. I would highly suggest that you donate to the Catholic church before them. JWs are next to last, just before Westboro in my book.

You’re smart Shaft. Do some research.

Try to get pictures of the cute ones and their feet.

Fuck if I have to listen to one more fucking Costco story from this bitch, I’m gonna bite her in the face.

No matter what you are talking about, she will fucking segue into how you can buy that cheaper in bulk, or something similar, at Costco. Like every fucking thing out of this bitches mouth, is a Costco advertisement.

I do believe that Jesus showed us the way out of the Hell/Samsara that we live in and that way out is unconditional Love for yourself and for others. Don’t get me wrong though. I do not believe in worshiping anybody, not even God, but I am not against worship. I also don’t believe in forcing my beliefs on others.

When you and a friend watch JJBA…

Ok yeah… Athena might be the hottest broad from the Borderlands universe… yes, surpassing Moxxi, at least by a little bit. It’s like Wonder Woman slipped through a dimensional portal and ended up in Borderlands Universe.

*On another note— points of gaming frustration: I love the concept of Disney Marvel Infinity… but I hate that it’s aimed at such a young audience… since games and other things aimed at a really young “kiddie” demographic will never be as complex and deep as “normal” games.

The past two years I’ve sexted/txt’ed with females during the talk. This year I gots none.

I too have my own thoughts about Jesus. Your views are similar to mine. The hardest part about coming out of Christianity is letting go of Jesus, because he represents a very Human aspect of tolerance and love.

Yes, he was very human, which is why people can relate to him. You don’t have to be a Christian to be a good person in my belief. You don’t have to be part of any religion to be a good person, too. All you need to do is to be the best that YOU can be by simply loving your neighbor as much as yourself.

@Starhammer, bad news…

At work, with the lousy speakers, it always sounds like “I can’t fuck with that.”

But you know what’s way better?

http://youtu.be/r-z94RCld34

This one sounds EXACTLY like “I’ll pretend my shit’s not stinkin’.”

I just realised that theological discussions are highlevel comic book fights. There’s no way to prove any religion is more true than any other, so we gotta lay down a bunch of arguements over why goku is better than kenshiro.

Who wins the match up between jesus and muhammad? Also if islam means submit, then how come it doesnt have a sponsorship from tapout?

So we’re going to Florida on vacation and I am SO PUMPED to try all the fast food places we don’t have.

Church’s, Popeye’s, Chick-Fil-A, Sonic, Steak and Shake…Gotta drop extra weight before I gain it all back.

That guitarist looking like a 90s Van Damme wannabe from some angles…

Be careful with florida, its full of puerto ricans.

Will do. My wife and I always get along really well with Dominicans. Hopefully it’ll be an easy transition.

@Volkan Here is the outline for tonight’s talk: http://imgur.com/a/b8kLr

Many Bothans died to bring us this information…

So long as you dont compare the too. Aint much love between DR and PR on some levels. Do try the food though, we godlike in that department.

Popeye’s, Chick-Fil-A, and Steak and Shake are the only ones really worth it.
Sonic is ass. Just ass.
Church’s is grease. I can feel my arteries clogging just thinking about it.

I’m just going to be drunk and hiding under a big umbrella with a belly full of cheap, unhealthy food.

And brother, I’ve earned it.

well that was

how u gonna fall for that troll, NastyManx??? i wasn’t even trying!

lol.


also Johnny Kemp is an ugly-ass dude.

EDIT: he looks better now he removed those shoestring fries from his head and got some facial hair.