SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Yeah you only have your parents trying to kill you.

Killed my phone last night.

Upgraded my phone and downsized from a 4gb plan to a 3gb.

No money down for the phone and I lowered our monthly bill. Awright.

There’s not a hair difference between the words. Resign is a word you use when you’re trying to be fancy.

So you’re actually a really dark Chinese? No wonder you’re obsessed with orientals.

I’ve been trying to quit my job for two months but they slacking on finding a replacement.

Then she tells me today she is firing my coworker and getting someone to fill his spot.

I’m like really, no other spot you think you might fill.

Amazon warehouse can’t open soon enough.

Why’s that, Rock?

I need to do another capiocola. My last one was over salted.

Yes.

Spoiler

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Rock, you know you like that one with the leaf on her head. She eying you.

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My sister took a cue stick and shoved into my gut when I was 13. She doesn’t handle losing well

I think you’re confusing me with Tekno Virus.

If you visit Image Mishmash, you will see that I like all colors, sizes etc.

cheh, that post with the trailer for the Jude Law movie reminded me that I had a dream once that I was Jude Law for some reason. In the dream, I knew something was incorrect about the timeline, but I couldn’t quite figure what it was as the dream was in progress. That’s an interesting “sub-genre” of dreams there… when you are a different person or something else about your life is different…and in the dream’s timeline, things have always been that way. In that dream, I was always him. I did get close to figuring out the situation by looking in a mirror at one point, knowing that something was wrong with that picture…that this white guy named “Jude” I see in the mirror may not be correct…and then I started wondering: "…but why…and how did this happen? How am I someone else now… and who was I previously…?"

Haha, I love how strange the dreamworld can be. That’s also how it usually plays out too… I realize in the dream that something is incorrect, but it’s rare that I actually figure out what it is before waking up. There was another one where I had always been a character that grew up in “Pine Valley”, the town from ABC’s All My Children. “JR” was even one of my childhood friends, and thus I was cool and on good terms with the rich Chandler family.

*sheeeit, if only I could morph into a famous white actor for real though… one that women most likely still get instantly moist for… I stopped by a Publix today, and saw a good 6 or 7 unbelievably hot pieces of FINE, prime white asses and legs. That’s how Publix rolls, man… for some reason, those stores are always a good spot if you like seeing some good, fresh “white meat”. I see some occasional Indian girls in there too.

wait wait…wut?

You need to share these stories Rock.

“Here is my two week resignation. Two weeks from today, I no longer work here.”

If they cant find anybody to do your job during that time span, it’s not your problem. You told em you’re leaving way ahead of time. They don’t own you or your time.

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Wicked. Stay Free, siblings

Do they do that to arcade sticks too? Because i just ordered one…

Awww, man, I’ve seen the harem images you post, that was a born with yellow fever joke. Now I can’t post this Bloodsport Bolo flexin’ image.

Really considering doing Rugal’s Gigantic Pressure on this asian nigga that dented my Jeep opening his car door too damn fast.

Working at an amazon warehouse is one part running a marathon, one puzzle game, one part psychological thriller and the rest is 1984.

Saying that shit sucks doesn’t quite describe the job.

Considering I worked at Pitney Bowes and another warehouse for construction stuff yeah.

Hard work, better pay and benefits. I already don’t get holidays off so the only change would be better financial security.

Plus they are expanding this one for Drone delivery and I want to get in on that shit.