SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

[crucades]

Doesn’t Witcher 3 have ridiculous minimum spec requirements?

Not really. Witcher 1 and 2 are great too if you dont think you can handle 3.

I still havent beat Witcher 2 cause of my shitty computer Ah well at least DA:I DLC will be out soon.

[Negaduck]

Yo deadpool.

[Joshkaz]

Yeah, where are all the legitimately crooked dames at? Just once I’d like one to try to con me outta my share of the loot. But nooooo, it’s always “Manx Bladesake, I love you! Be with me forever!” Ain’t nobody got time fo dat! I’m trying to get dat infamy!

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Yea. I just want a woman to stomp on me and treat me like garbage during sex. Is this too much to ask for?

[Volkan]

A criminally minded or dominating woman would try to destroy your emotions and or use your emotions against you. The woman would basically pull your strings via your emotions especially your sexual urges.

[SWBeta]

Bahamut Prime’s ultimate attack in FF14:

[details=Spoiler]draws a penis on the ground

http://i.imgur.com/RBhzIv4.jpg

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[crotchpuncha]

Yeah, where are all the legitimately crooked dames at? Just once I’d like one to try to con me outta my share of the loot. But nooooo, it’s always “Manx Bladesake, I love you! Be with me forever!” Ain’t nobody got time fo dat! I’m trying to get dat infamy!

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I got just the girl for you!

I promise she’ll break your heart and steal your swag.

[Bious]

Let’s play who has the worst sibling!!!

I win.

[Joshkaz]

What did they do? How can we compare if you don’t even post the story?

[Gravity]

Carmen been MIA since 98

I guess she finally found the big score and is living easy

[Bious]

What did they do? How can we compare if you don’t even post the story?

Some things aren’t just fit to be posted.
Some things just need to be erased. With drinking.

[ThePurpleBunny]

Let’s play who has the worst sibling!!!

I win.

My sister once shut a screen door on my bare foot and bent my big toenail 90 degrees.

I throw my hat into the ring.

[crotchpuncha]

My little brother tried to stab me once when he was 14.

[Manx]

Hmmm… I wonder what Carmen’s feet look like…

[Icy_Black_Deep]

Your bagpipes aren’t hardcore enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_6iKYKqHI

[Ben_Perkins]

A criminally minded or dominating woman would try to destroy your emotions and or use your emotions against you. The woman would basically pull your strings via your emotions especially your sexual urges.

So you’re telling me that everyone I’ve slept with is a criminal. I’m able to accept this

[Volkan]

A criminally minded or dominating woman would try to destroy your emotions and or use your emotions against you. The woman would basically pull your strings via your emotions especially your sexual urges.

So you’re telling me that everyone I’ve slept with is a criminal. I’m able to accept this

Oh, that sucks, man! Potentially a criminal. It just so happens that some bad women would do things like that. They often know that a man’s weakness is their desire for sex.

[EVARGNUG]

My little brother tried to stab me once when he was 14.

My little brother threw a hammer at me when I was nine.

[Rick_Ross]

P pissed off at CS GO’s competitive cool-down. Does it really take 20 hours to “calibrate” three W’s?

No matter the case, my unranked ass carried a group of silvers whilst mic-spamming a sped-up version of Tunak Tunak Tun.

[Manx]

THAT… BAND… OMG…

YES!!!

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[Dangerous_J]

It’s great being an only child.