SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Yeah, I was also writing copy while on that rant. No regrets.

You’re a good friend.

I did it guys… I finally fuckin’ did it. I quit my job. Well, resigned. Tonight is my last night and I haven’t felt this relieved in a long fuckin’ time.

I wish you many days of violently bleeding from your rectum. Wife? WIFE?vomits violently

@Neesa I got a business opportunity for you. Pay is in trident layers tho.

And you might have to get naked but we can talk about the details later.

What are you gonna do instead? Please don’t say you’re gonna go back to the corner to sell weed or to exploit illegal Filipino immigrants in your sweatshop again…

… If you’re trying to be funny, you did a shitty job at it.

And I’ll be going back to freelancing; I got paid more doing art commission than what I made at work.

Still waiting for my finger of god painting.

Feeling mad love right now, bro. I know have the confidence I need to make this dream come true.

I know you posted this shit because of the girl, but yo, Celtic music too stronk. I’ve always been a fan of Molly Ban:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5RAnVWN_2c

SWBeta darkest white guy of all time smh

Shut up. Your words blacken my soul and pains my heart. This Phaggitory puts horse refuse to shame.

fuck i need a good movie to watch :stuck_out_tongue:

Robot overlords

weeaboo wednesdays:

https://youtu.be/ERpK-7K70ws

Check out Black Sea starring Jude Law, it went under many people’s radars…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwGclAAIpx4

The love im feeling from you only makes my dream come closer to reality.

*Implying that I put any effort whatsoever into my posts

WTF @Neesa you had a sweatshop and you never let your ole criminal friend Manx know about it? We could have cornered the faux D&G market with a cleverly designed logo that actually says D+G in fancy script.

Anyhow, I’m glad you got outta there.

Judging by the number of women who tell me they are studying Criminal Justice, the police will be 100% female by 2017. Just once I’d like to meet a nice girl who burgles professionally or does high-stakes drugrunning.

Yeah, where are all the legitimately crooked dames at? Just once I’d like one to try to con me outta my share of the loot. But nooooo, it’s always “Manx Bladesake, I love you! Be with me forever!” Ain’t nobody got time fo dat! I’m trying to get dat infamy!