SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Record it if you do. I need a laugh.

No portrait mode.

Dangerous J is a guy you call sir because he looks as old as your dad.

Be sure to drop that line

“You know karate? Well i know cuh-ray-zee”

Oh shit. Ayo gonna weaponize these drones. Shootin’ poison darts n shit.

OMG, I just discovered leggings gone wild…

Too thirsty…

Spy on all the ladies son. Possibly harass DarkGeese back to mexico as well.

That is the most random name drop. What the hell is dark geese up to anyways?

That’s a bad idea. You don’t want to create a vendetta with an asian thug and his boys with nothing to lose. They’ll come at you like they’re slashing brush. Or if it’s one of those Tupac nuthuggers, a hood-style driveby, almost hitting your moms while she’s lounging. The stories I’ve heard man. They held the funeral for three of my cousins in my hometown for some stupid gang beef.

Fuck if I know, haven’t heard from him since about 2009 on here? Think he migrated to the KoF boards.

I know he was stanning for Mexico hard last time and running events there. I always got mad he would allow boss characters that only he would ever really play.

Fuck Young Geese in Neowave.

Random thing: my aunt and uncle keep talking mad shit about people doing better than them instead of you know, being happy for family. This a common thing among families cause it is pissing my other aunt off.

She used to work two jobs to support her daughters as a single mom. Finally she found a nice guy who makes some decent money and suddenly they think she is in it for that and didn’t earn it.

They are dumb, and just unhappy they didn’t make anything of their lives or work hard.

I love me the souls community, I really really do, but I still can’t believe people are on this “Healing during a duel is dishonorable” bullshit. Mother fucker, you can both heal if they didn;t want you to heal during invasions and shit they would have disabled it like they did in Dark Souls, and even Dark Souls had ways around that shit. Nothing quite like getting hate mail because I stacked 99 Humanity for my invasion conquests.

Watch a few Bloodborne pvp sessions because I’m dieing to watch the game, but want as little as possible spoiled, and the comments section (Yea I know I know) are just flooded with pussies crying about healing. Fucking pathetic.

I want to re-play the 1998 game so badly, man. Such a simple, but fun and educational game. Only works on up to Windows 2000, iirc. Need to find someway to acquire and play it on Windows 7…

Old Match Videos Wednesdays:

https://youtu.be/Q1gD7t5uE3k

https://youtu.be/0-RQ2epvrSk

https://youtu.be/HaVdLVLUaE4

https://youtu.be/aSCIXZytfdw

https://youtu.be/4OU--BRsyOE

ok, i’ll stop being a video spam ph4g now

My little brother stabbed me with a fork when I was like 9 or 10. Walked around with a fork jammed in my hand until I was taken to the hospital; no fucks given.

Black dudes the worst mofos you want as backup in a fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfSoUYr4lmQ

Obviously. I was being fancy; I sent in my letter and told my supervisor. I could’ve made last night my final day but, today’s the last day for the pay week and I’d get my full 2 weeks for my final check.

Now that Neesa is unemployed, we can put her other talents to use.

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So, Earth 2 finally came to a close. Goddamn, can’t believe that ending.

Lame, liked that comic.

Also spoiler who that Batman was to me since I’m way behind. I figured it was Damien or possibly Dick.

Spoiler

Thomas Wayne

Dark Souls is soo OP. I can’t wait until I get done with LoL for the night and play.

Didn’t know you played. PS3, Xbox, or PC?..Probably PC huh?

today my adopted sister’s mom called us to say she was sorry for giving birth to her. then she started crying.

Yoooo.

That’s cool.

Edit’ oh yeah Zoolander hounded me for an hour while kicking my aas in SFIV to get Hotline Miami.

Picked up the bundle Sunday and finished it Tuesday. I have to agree with him that its a pretty fucking fantastic game. Mostly was entertained and pushed forward by the story alone. Gameplay worked for the most part, interesting puzzle mechanics.

The story though was great, neo noir that went into some truly disturbing areas and was something that really stuck out to me. So much so I immediately started the second just to see how it all ends.

This shit would make a cool non-Hollywood film, second could be an interesting mini-series.