Sisqo would get the holy shit raped out him, in the hood.
And like it.
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Bought some food last night, chicken fingers & a meatball sub. Made the mistake of eating the chicken and leaving the sub in the fridge. Now I have this soggy Italian pudding in a white box :’(
“That traitorous wench!!!”
Signed, every nigga in da hood.
i am always curious as to what type of people still do.
As if they know what wench even means, Mr. gluten-free. 
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The fuck is a Quinoa? Another one of those giant tongue reject monsters from FFIX?
Is Clint saying only white people tip?
Do you still live in 1995? Cause paying with a card is just as fast as using cash these days.
Paying with plastic is usually faster then paying with cash actually.
And who carries around enough cash aside from those jackasses that ask for change for a 100?
I don’t think I ever have cash on me anymore…
Realistically, there isn’t much of a sinister use for knowing that most of the people here go to McDonald’s four to five times a week.
Sometimes baristas are hot, and the coffee shop clientele probably contains the same percentage of socially retarded suckers as the clientele of any other business.
He got out somehow.
It wasn’t talent, that’s for sure.
Had to have been COMING out.
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I only pay my pharmacist in cash.
Are you guys talking about PayPass, like tap to pay? I have yet to see it actually work faster than just handing someone a bill and getting change back, people take forever with it. Otherwise if you’re talking about getting a slip back that you have to physically sign or even just entering your PIN into something…there is no way that’s faster than cash, it’s ridiculous to think that.
Personally I don’t carry cash at all, but I acknowledge that is pretty white. A non-white person can do white things. Just as long as you recognize that it is a white thing.
Black people carry tons of cash, they have like wads and wads of it from their drug dealing so that they can make it rain. White people don’t do that.
Come on guys, catch up.
Consider that in Korea and Japan, there is no such thing as tipping. And in Africa, no one has any money to tip other people, because they are all poor and busy waiting for the UN to deliver their sacks of rice. In America…they are inventing new ways to tip. So…yeah, tipping is a predominantly white thing.
But it’s not so much that only white people tip, it’s that they love the concept of it and love to get into heated arguments about it. Can you imagine that opening scene in Reservoir Dogs with like ten black dudes or ten Asian dudes? No one else cares enough about tipping to talk about it.
They get really mad when you tell them stories about people not tipping waitresses and stuff, and they love to do it themselves, because it reinforces the core values at every white person’s heart - it’s a shitty form of charity.
It makes it feel like charity without any of the actual work or impact of real charity. It allows them to feel better about themselves because they helped someone less fortunate than them with financial aid. To be able to erase that much white guilt with that little amount of money? Tipping is social genius, it’s a fantastic system that white people have implemented to erase all their guilt.
Oh I made that poor waitress’ day (waitress/server = poverty, bonus points if they are ethnic as well) by tipping her an extra 5% (30 cents), man I am such a good person. I am so much better than all those other people that are bad tippers.
Also notice the type of people that actually get really mad at getting bad tips or whatever by the people they served. What the chances they are white versus not white?
White people love feeling bad and campaigning for justice on behalf of others. They are the ones that get mad when you don’t tip as good as they do or whatever.
Clint wants to be white so bad so he can enjoy the white man’s things.
Sorry Clint but you are cursed to be Forever ASIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Cash requires change to be made and minimum wage workers to properly count it. However, a card is as simple as swipe - receipt.
Well most black and spanishes are felons so they can’t get bank accounts, that is why they never use card.
Duh.
That’s a really long answer to a simple yes or no question.
The only people that carry around cash are people that fucked up and cant get a bank account. And you know, those people that live in the most ghetto ass neighborhoods but have the nicest 60 thousand dollar car in their driveway.
Here is a good example of why the card is better.
Ok say me and some dude go buy some bullshit that cost $7.32. We both go to different registers at the same time. I swipe my card, enter my pin, wait 3 seconds, get my receipt and leave.
The other dude pulls out a wad of cash looks for a 5 and some 1’s but see’s none, so he looks for a ten. None either. The smallest bill he has is a twenty. He hands it to the cashier. “hold on” he says to the cashier, “I think I have 32 cents” and he begins to shuffle around in his pocket looking for change. “Nope only 10 cents”. So, the clerk does his/her thing and counts the dudes cash out gives him a receipt and he’s on his way.
That shit could have gotten worse if the dude with cash had 2 pennies for the clerk.
Any chance I get to talk about how white people are different then obviously I’m going to seize it, that shouldn’t surprise anyone.
What the hell type of establishment do you guys go to that doesn’t need a minimum wage cashier to clumsily enter in your amount into the credit card machine, then pass it to you, and then retry it again two or three times because the process fails somewhere? They are practiced at counting out change and dealing in cash because they already do it like hundreds of times a day…there is like one person out of fifty that uses card and messes up their routine.
There you white people go again, assuming that the real world works as well as it looks theoretically does on paper. Well of course it works for everyone, it works for me!
Also apparently the poor and ethnic and elderly don’t have proper IDs for voting so obviously they’re not going to have credit cards, dummies. Racists, all of you.