good. i’m happy when bad things happen to you that prevent you from being a nancyboy
‘oh, drat! my roommate’s dog tore up my ascot! cry for me, Argentina! :limp wrist flick:’
i’m guessing Leykis doesn’t own the rights to those recordings?
I want to make jokes about Rock sitting on his porch, but I don’t mean that in a “porch monkey” kind of way, so I can’t make said jokes because it will be taken that way no matter what.
More like Clint Eastwood, less like Ice Cube.
edit: somehow that is even more racist.
So glad you came inside to make this post.
I am dying over “cry for me Argentina” - will be most definitely stealing that one for personal use.
Let’s play a game.
What Is Whiter Than This?
Inventing a tip machine that takes credit cards, because you were so desperate to tip the baristas that make your fancy coffees but never have any cash on you.
This covers the following white bases…
- addressing a completely minor perceived social problem that doesn’t actually exist
- tipping
- not carrying any cash
- baristas
- giving other people money
That’s a five pointer, that’s not bad.
I was just talking about that yesterday with some white people/half white people. All of them go into fast food places and use a credit card to buy their shit. So fucking weird. So fucking wrong.
Don’t you know that’s how they track you? I guess that’s one of the many benefits of being white and living in a post COINTELPRO world. When the revolution comes, I’m not ending up like Fred Hampton in this mutha. Rest of you sheeple will likely have RFID chips implanted in your bodies, and gladly too.
HAIL HYDRA!
Why do you think I’m not on Facebook? To stay off the grid - when the machines become self-aware, they got nothing on me.
Yes, I believe these are called “white” people. The only type of people who lineup for like 15 minutes to get a cup of coffee in the morning and then waste everyone’s time behind them by paying with plastic are white people.
Obviously not saying it’s the whitest thing ever, it’s just pretty white. You can’t open with the trump card, you need an ace up the sleeve. A white ace.
For example, this is obviously whiter.
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/stole-52032-believes-niceville.html
That’s like a least a 7 to 8 pointer…and that’s only if we don’t count the bracelet individually.
When they bring those half-breed kids home, they’re no longer our women. You ever see a skank on a golf course? Me neither, and I live 0.6 miles from one, in Honkey Heights.
I live too deep in the hood, I have to use GPS to find a golf course.
Who the fuck tips an expresso coffee maker?
Because that dude is an asshole.
Pro tip (ooooh the irony) to “baristas”:
You are not waiters. You do not get paid sub-minimum wage.You are glorified cashiers. Fuck you for having such arrogance that I felt compelled to give you THIS tip… it is all you’ll ever get.
Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.
Patterns I like:
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[]Fractals
[]The hamon of a hand-forged katana
[*]the pattern of bubbles left behind from draining a pint of lager.
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:tup:
An extremely close 4th would be lipstick stains left on the collar of my shirt (and everywhere else) :tup:
I did NOT say “the ring pattern left behind in RockBogart’s bathtub!”
This video is gonna start off slow and then turn hilarious at the 8 minute mark.
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How are you still alive? But then again I have no idea how niggas react to red heads.
It gives white people this false impression that they’re supporting a mom and pops esque place I guess
I can fight, I own weapons, I don’t back down, I don’t look scared, and I don’t look out of place. There have been incidents, but 9/10 times they end in my favor.
I’m not a full ginger. In fact only my beard and balls are red. Rest is brown, and head is currently shaved.
I also walk around this place with a black girlfriend, black best friend, and I talk to the neighborhood kids instead of acting like they’re little demons.
Edit: BROWN EYES. 
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/09/05/e6e9u2yg.jpg
Blue eyes, too.
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Yo, I aint white and I dont carry cash.