SRK Lounge President's Choice edition

McD’s has this cool little machine you swipe the card through, pound your card number into and then the receipt gets printed out. I don’t even have to hand to card to the cashier and it doesn’t get any more minimum wage then that.

Maybe you should stop being so bitter about the evil white man and go out and experience this tech. It really works, I promise.

I’m white tho so you welcome to not believe me if you like.

That actually sounds pretty clean, I guess we are just not that technologically advanced yet in Canada.

Paying for a baller ass car with CASH MONEY or COMPETITIVE APR RATES AND OTHER FORMS OF FINANCE…which is the white move?

Paying for a baller ass car without being about to afford the gas and insurance and maintenance feels it requires or first buying a proper house for your ghetto ass to live in…is that “cracker rich?”

RACE CASE CLOSED

Yeah it is faster to pay with the card at mcdonalds. And most places that accept card now just have a little card thing right there so you don’t even need to hand it to the cashier.

that’s why we have so many atms in the white neighborhoods, to pay the drug dealers in black neighborhoods!!!

I dunno cuz I can’t afford a balla ass car despite being white. I co-own a house tho.

I loved her voice actually. Very cute.

Fixed, I couldn’t resist.

That really is some porcelain shit.

Shit, I get my drugs from white people…suburban kids have the best drugs…

ps - I think after a certain number of years here, you shouldn’t need a post time limit…

Yo, I have a corner of a dollar bill in my wallet. Ive been carrying that around for about 13 years now.

I actually LOLED and rocked back in my wooden chair and punched my own open hand to that one. Goddamn.

My grandpa handed down his banjo to me, they are damn fun,

/whiteness confirmed.

May we hear the story?

You know he be wearin’ tall tees :rofl:

If they brought back rep and attached the time limit to it, we could have hilarious resurgence of premium users.

Voice wasn’t as bad as the nonstop ramblings about shit I don’t care about. I’m good at breaking up those convos with random song lyrics though. “This show is so crazy when brenda told sasha…” ***“IM ABOUT TO DIIIIIIIVE IN”***… Lets them know they need to take a breathe and stfu while also thinking I am funny and cute.

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Like Redbeard said, he only pays his pharmacist in cash.

You are under the false impression that I actually care about what she was talking about.

White people didn’t invent tipping to feel good. White people invented tipping to exploit poorer (possibly also white) people. While I’m sure this led to feeling good for a different reason (e.g. cocaine, prostitutes), it isn’t quite the same thing.

I dont like tipping. Im a fuckin’ jerk.

Oh I’m sure nobody really cared about what she was saying. Just sharing my expertise on dealing with talkative black chicks. Sing it like Trey Songs and watch them lose their train of thought while thinking about your genitalia.

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Man, just ignore the fuck out of a talkative slut. Just nod your head, go “uh hu”, and smile a little bit. If she ever brings whatever up in the future just tell her you forgot about it and for her to tell you again. Sit down, turn on the tv and use my plan again.

Classic.

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I think this is a decent Buscemi replacement for not getting The Big Lebowski reference earlier.

Alcohol is interesting.

Being drunk is pretty meh. I could care less, but the flavors and techniques of creating and mixing alcohol is very interesting. Soco + ginger ale = something that tastes like apples for no damn reason. AWESOME.

Jameson is thick, and heavy. Kind of weird. NEAT.

I gotta pay my barber in cash, dude told me he is scared of the day he is going to need to get a card reader.

This and how people murder the word literally make me correct people every time.