SRK Lounge President's Choice edition

I’ve been through enough bamboo forests to know what I like and don’t like, my good sir, thank you very much. :coffee:

He was Kenan’s teacher in Good Burger. Don’t challenge me in Good Burgerology. I once responded to a girl asking me out on a date like Ed did to Carmen Electra.

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Missing Person! Invite me to Korea/China/wherever you are so we can get drunk together, oggle some bushy bush and discuss how much we loath our significant others. :tup:

I am serious. :tup:

Hey, if something coincidentally happens to my wife concerning stairs when you get here, first five beers on me. :tup:

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Why is Japanese porn always like rape? Are they told not to like it or some shit?
I’d be scared as hell to bang a chick that was raised under the Red Sun. I’d make her ass sign some consent documents before we got to rockin’.
Put that paper right in the officer’s face. This bitch agreed to act of sucky sucky in writing, I don’t know what ‘no’ sounds like in Japanese.

advance wars avatar.
instant awesome sir

It’s because it makes Asian men feel empowered to dominate a woman. The reality is most of those noises are her mocking him for having tiny dick. I shit you not. It’s like moaning code.

Their Porn still sucks.

Why is it that in the most ghetto ass neighborhoods I go to…I see the most expensive cars parked there?

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Lol, materialistic lifestyles.

“My house covered in mold and my dog is starving in the backyard.
But yo look at how shiny this watch be!”

Mainlanders.

I wouldn’t qualify Sonia as a “Crazy bitch.”

Lash on the other hand…

So… since Young Justice is so awesome… I wonder how long it will be before that show gets canceled too? It wouldn’t surprise me at all. If Cartoon Network existed back in the 1980s… how much you want to bet that Transformers, GI Joe, Dungeons & Dragons, MASK, etc. would all get canceled within 1 season as well (despite the vast majority of kids [boys, at least] at the time loving at least the big combo of GI Joe and Transformers)? Meanwhile, shit like Captain Bucky O’Hare, Spider Riders, and Rainbow Brite… stuff like that would last for at least 8 seasons.

*The wonderful Martha MacCallum is currently on Fox…yes yesss…

Slangin, yo.

They obviously have fucked up priorities.

Sup, I just wanted to let you know that I know that you died 8 times already in Darksiders II. I like when games tell everyone what you’re doing when you check your FL on PSN.

I hate that shit lol. Feel like people are stalking me.

crime pays.

gives a shout out to random people of dipset

Sheeeit, that’s nothing… my Darksiders 2 status probably says I died 45+ times at least…and of course the majority of that is from falling off a ledge or missing a jump… or Death failing to grab the damn ledge when it CLEARLY SHOWS he should be able to grab that shit. That’s one especially silly thing about the game… there are jumps that normal human children would be able to make that Death (a supernatural being that is demigod-status even in his de-powered form) can’t.

*in the upcoming DLC for Skyrim, you can adopt children. It would be cool if you could turn them into vampires too…then you’d have a nice little vampire family. I really doubt that possibility would be in there unless someone modded it into the PC version though. I doubt you can even feed on the children either, sadly.

Tch if I where a Vampire in that game I’d be far to busy taking over a castle and building my Vampire Harem to deal with children. It would be the real Castlevania.

Richter is the truth.