SRK Lounge President's Choice edition

[Radiantsilvergun3]

Richter is the truth.

BRING IT BELMONT!!!

[drizzt360]

Why is it that in the most ghetto ass neighborhoods I go to…I see the most expensive cars parked there?

Because these people are more worried about their image than anything else. Fuck, I live in the ghetto and my neighbors have a nice brand new Cadillac in their driveway. Yet they refuse to pay for trash service, and use the recycle bin as their trash.

[regulate]

Capcom DBZ shit.

What in the fucks did i just watch?! Akuma hit ryu out of exsistance?! The killed the moon? SSJ8 Akuma?! Fighting in SPACE?! WHAT?!

[The_Epidemic]

notices people who have been commentating a lot around GD/FGD that I dont recognize…click on their name and see they joined in 2012…and were born only a few years before I joined…

We are getting old man smh.

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[Black_Jaguar]

I ate way too much yesterday. Now I’m here trying to get ready for work with my ass leaking like someone turned a faucet on in there. Thank god for 4x ply.

Good morning SRK

[Ben_Perkins]

I finally staggered home with a Subway Sub and a Monster Rehab and now I’m mkaing coffee and oj and tonight I’m watching the Black Dynamite movie

[Rabbit2k7]

So I took the dog back. She bust up in the house like a little kid at Disney World.

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[goodm0urning]

Why is Japanese porn always like rape? Are they told not to like it or some shit?
I’d be scared as hell to bang a chick that was raised under the Red Sun. I’d make her ass sign some consent documents before we got to rockin’.
Put that paper right in the officer’s face. This bitch agreed to act of sucky sucky in writing, I don’t know what ‘no’ sounds like in Japanese.

Sounds like “iie” (EE-yeh).

You have to know these things, you know.

That would actually be a decent porn concept. A nubile Japanese girl, raised into the belief that sex is an act of soul-crushing emotional torture, goes on a sexual odyssey to the West. There, her attitude toward sex is rehabilitated. Everything she knows about it–assumptions, techniques, behaviors, etc.–are retaught from the ground up.

This probably occurs at the hands of a whole boarding house full of promiscuous young women run by a slightly older matriarch, all of whom regularly slake their ravenous sexual appetites upon unsuspecting coeds from the outside who wander by looking for a party. And, of course, upon each other, in groupings of every conceivable permutation.

Someone needs to pay me to come up with this stuff.

[Tweleve]

Sounds like “iie” (EE-yeh).

You have to know these things, you know.

That would actually be a decent porn concept. A nubile Japanese girl, raised into the belief that sex is an act of soul-crushing emotional torture, goes on a sexual odyssey to the West. There, her attitude toward sex is rehabilitated. Everything she knows about it–assumptions, techniques, behaviors, etc.–are retaught from the ground up.

This probably occurs at the hands of a whole boarding house full of promiscuous young women run by a slightly older matriarch, all of whom regularly slake their ravenous sexual appetites upon unsuspecting coeds from the outside who wander by looking for a party. And, of course, upon each other, in groupings of every conceivable permutation.

Someone needs to pay me to come up with this stuff.

hyuk hyuk hyuk

[Radiantsilvergun3]

So I took the dog back. She bust up in the house like a little kid at Disney World.

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You made the right choice.

Sounds like “iie” (EE-yeh).

You have to know these things, you know.

That would actually be a decent porn concept. A nubile Japanese girl, raised into the belief that sex is an act of soul-crushing emotional torture, goes on a sexual odyssey to the West. There, her attitude toward sex is rehabilitated. Everything she knows about it–assumptions, techniques, behaviors, etc.–are retaught from the ground up.

This probably occurs at the hands of a whole boarding house full of promiscuous young women run by a slightly older matriarch, all of whom regularly slake their ravenous sexual appetites upon unsuspecting coeds from the outside who wander by looking for a party. And, of course, upon each other, in groupings of every conceivable permutation.

Someone needs to pay me to come up with this stuff.

I would watch this.

[The_Epidemic]

I really want to stroke that Cuban broad from the fresh beat band on nick Jr. I like watching her bounce around

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[Pertho]

So I took the dog back. She bust up in the house like a little kid at Disney World.

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Remember one of the many lessons you get from Dr.Dre Albums: A bitch is a bitch but a dog is a man’s best friend.

[AYO]

I should really open a Horror thread outside of Premo already, since I want to converse about recent Horror shit but figured Lounge isn’t a great place for it.

[shatterstar]

I would fap to this.

I bet, and that hintai-like concept sounded… slightly interesting for cinemax.

I hate cinemax plots for pron in general. homemade is better, minus the camera angles, anyway.

too much random stuff happens during the true amateur stuff which makes it better hands down. like a girl gives head then the guy nuts in her mouth, but since the girl is black she panics from the conveniently forgotten “warning” and she explodes jizz out her nose, violently.

this scene does exist… my file got corrupted some how so DON’T ASK!

[Amazing_Funbags]

I should really open a Horror thread outside of Premo already, since I want to converse about recent Horror shit but figured Lounge isn’t a great place for it.

Just make one in GD.

I was going to make a “How do we fix it?” thread for games like SFXT but then I’d figured you’d get people being clever and being like “Make sure Capcom never makes it HURR HURR”

[AYO]

Just make one in GD.

I was going to make a “How do we fix it?” thread for games like SFXT but then I’d figured you’d get people being clever and being like “Make sure Capcom never makes it HURR HURR”

Yeah, I ended up doing so. Should be fun to see what everyone likes and if any PG-13 or SAW film lovers get ripped apart in it.

[Radiantsilvergun3]

Just make one in GD.

I was going to make a “How do we fix it?” thread for games like SFXT but then I’d figured you’d get people being clever and being like “Make sure Capcom never makes it HURR HURR”

That’s the only viable answer because there is nothing that can fix that game. It’s very core mechanics are busted, you’d be better off starting from scratch then trying to fix it.

[Amazing_Funbags]

Yeah, I ended up doing so. Should be fun to see what everyone likes and if any PG-13 or SAW film lovers get ripped apart in it.

The first two(?) SAW movies are fine.

Then the plot and the movies themselves got so ridiculous that it became a joke.

[AYO]

I only enjoyed the first, I like the creative team behind it and the complete story you got. Then it got more popular than I figured it would and Lionsgate saw $$$ signs, turning a unique concept into a once a year line-up of Torture Porn generic romps. Two was alright since the script writer was the same, but 3 was shitty and I haven’t even bothered to see the rest.

I had someone jump over me the other day for making a simple jab over SFxT, man those fans are pretty insane in regards to their game. They don’t take any criticism well.

[Radiantsilvergun3]

I only enjoyed the first, I like the creative team behind it and the complete story you got. Then it got more popular than I figured it would and Lionsgate saw $$$ signs, turning a unique concept into a once a year line-up of Torture Porn generic romps. Two was alright since the script writer was the same, but 3 was shitty and I haven’t even bothered to see the rest.

This is my experience with the series to. I liked the first one. It was fresh and unique and well filmed and had quality actors in it. The second one was alright and the 3rd one was awful and I never got farther then that.