SRK Lounge President's Choice edition

Her mouth is quite round, but I doubt you would only get a BJ from her if you found that picture and decided to post it here.

…and?

I LISTEN TO THIS SONG EVERY DAY

looks around

I’m safe for now B)

Shaft is ethnically ambiguous. whatever these dudes estimate are incorrect no matter what they say. i’ve posted literally hundreds of pages telling personal details about myself and they still don’t get it.

this rap video is canon because i used to watch Rap City at my black babysitter’s place with her kids and i loved the beat so much i remembered it.

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was watching conan and screen capped it.

still blowjob only kinda thing. NOTHING MORE! :nono:

Five Guys is overrated, Steak and Shake is where that shit is at, although most of the milkshakes aren’t really that good, I would recommend the Smores or Apple Caramel shakes.

Frisco melts and BBQ bacon burgers ALL DAY son.

One old acquaintance of mine once thought he was gay for getting head from a fatgirl.

Yes, one word.

fatgirls give good head and they enjoy it. they care so much like its the last dick ever

usually everyone wins

I dont win if she wants more from me…like expect me return text messages

I’m not down with big girls. Can usually get the same effect out of women in their thirties.

I bet if you offer her &10k to raw dog on film she’d jump on it. both metaphorically and realistically, I mean. :tup:

She’s rated high enough to be the focus of a bad ass cyber-stalking talk at Defcon a couple years back.
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:tup:

Blackness in question.

I’m watching you.

Around here most black people refer to “calves” as code for fatgirls

I’m half black and half German.

The ultimate conundrum.

Dated a girl like that.

She still had a jiggly ass. Was and still is a beanie in the summer wearing hipster.

Tell that to all the cars that flood the drive thru next to my house.

I try to Sieg Heil, but my straight hand always turns into a fist.
I don’t wear beanies, but I will once I get this

Captain’s log: September 2, 2012, Qingdowner, China.

Saw a woman at the supermarket. She was wearing sheer short shorts…with no underwear.

That’s right.

And you guys are probably in “Go away, baitin’” mode right now as I said this.

Yet let me paint a picture for you. Here in Chinaland, women shave nothing. So instead of fappability, you get afrobility. It seriously looked like Sinbad from Good Burger was in nem guts.

No I didn’t take pics, put me on the honor system, China is just that friggin weird.

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I like that Missing Person’s schedule falls inline with my insomnia.

Asian porn has informed me that all Asian women have ridiculous bush. I like ridiculous bush. :tup:

No, no you don’t.

I may be misremembering, but I don’t think Sinbad was in Good Burger.

He was in a movie called Houseguest, which was essentially about McDonald’s and happened to have Sinbad in it.

What is it about Japanese girl bush that makes it look so elegant and tasteful? Does it just grow in that way? Do they prune it like a little bonsai plant? And why does everything else about Japanese porn/erotica have to suck so much?

If all Asian women have ridiculous bush, then all Chinese women are each their own botanical garden.

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