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[Ben_Perkins]

they harvest it and distribute it to all the ants in the colony.

Fucking Commie ants >:(

Also, shoutouts to Maximillian actually ENCOURAGING Stream Monsters being morons tonight. Kotaku gonna be all up our ass again at this rate.

Max: “Press 1 if you want Jill to make out with the dog”

Motherfucker did you learn NOTHING from ANYTHING?

[PublicEnemy]

Came back from the Buckethead show and I swear Jesse Ventura was there.If it isn’t him, this guy looked exactly like him.

John 5 was sitting behind me too.

Setlist

1. Jowls
2. The Shores of Molokai
3. Meta Matic
4. Soothsayer
5. Welcome to Bucketheadland
6. Gory Head Stump
7. Lebrontron
8. Nunchucks / Robot Dance / Toytime
9. Jordan
10. CEV style jam
11. Crash Victim
12. Fountains of the Forgotten
13. Buckethead’s Toy Store
14. Night of The Slunk
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[white_shadow]

watching some of these old National Geographic “Trials of Life” documentary.

god damn ants are nuts. some species apparently harvest leaves not to eat, but to use to construct fungal gardens in the depths of the hive. they carefully clean each leaf before putting it in. after the fungus crop is ripe, they harvest it and distribute it to all the ants in the colony.

Leafcutter ants. There are also ant colonies that are only soldiers that literally kidnap other species of ants and force them to do their bidding. Roman Ants, if you will.

[Joshkaz]

My kind of ants.

[AYO]

Not getting SamSho V Special working on Supercade is hurting my soul.

[Ben_Perkins]

My kind of ants.

Please, don’t change the little text blurb under your av. It works so well with Stonergil

[Missing_Person]

She just threatened to leave me over the fact that my ringtone was too loud.

I wish she would just make good on her threats. I’m tired of walking on eggshells for her.

Sent from my DROID2 GLOBAL

[Sonicabid]

Earlier I ate two Uncle Burgers from A&W(Sirloin) afterwards, I passed the fuck out for a few hours. DAT CHOLESTEROL MADE ME SLEEPY, HOLY FUCK!

[Havatchu]

I haven’t had sex in so long I don’t remember what it is. I might be mistaking “sex” for “Arby’s.”

Making me laugh at 8 in the morning Perkins, you’re moving up in the world.

And menthols taste like shit too, toothpaste status, why do black people love menthols and cigarellos?

[Geese_Pants]

Also, shoutouts to Maximillian actually ENCOURAGING Stream Monsters being morons tonight. Kotaku gonna be all up our ass again at this rate.

Max: “Press 1 if you want Jill to make out with the dog”

Motherfucker did you learn NOTHING from ANYTHING?

What a fucking doofus…

[Azure]

She just threatened to leave me over the fact that my ringtone was too loud.

I wish she would just make good on her threats. I’m tired of walking on eggshells for her.

Sent from my DROID2 GLOBAL

Why don’t you, y’know, get proactive?

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[Missing_Person]

I told her where the door was.

She is still here.

Spite, perchance?

She also told me if I found someone else, she would divorce me. I am not falling for that fembait. She’s crazy enough to say that, then cite in the divorce adultery as the cause, and hello alimony.

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[Sarangha]

You know, this is the first time I’ve seen you use legit profanity in any of your posts here on SRK. That video must be some serious ish.

Yeah that vid made me sad and angry, cancer treatments are pathetic. Truckload of pharma companies making good money off this stuff.

[Missing_Person]

Pffffffffft.

I lived through that in-land hurricane, three years ago.

Not a single tree was left unfucked with.

It looked like Odin had gone bowling, and only having one eye did nothing at all to fuck up his game.

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I was laying on the couch, hopped up on lortab, watching trees fall, contemplating moving away from the window, but never feeling actually compelled to.

So I vaguely remember this event. I do remember going to a tournament in St. Louis the next day and Marion looking eviscerated.

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[Azure]

I dunno if you guys watch Weeds, but Andy’s speech a few weeks about why his ability to have effortless sex proves there is a God was absolutely amazing. Can’t link it though, because it’s definitely NSFW.

It kind of makes me think about my own situation. I’ve learned I can get women to buy me drinks AND still get in their panties. It was surprisingly simple, really…

Girl at bar: "So what happened to your eye?"
Me: “Buy me a drink and I’ll tell you.”

Onward to sexy times. Hasn’t failed yet.

How many Hibikis DOES it take to screwin’ a Duckie Bulb?

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[Azure]

I was laying on the couch, hopped up on lortab, watching trees fall, contemplating moving away from the window, but never feeling actually compelled to.

So I vaguely remember this event. I do remember going to a tournament in St. Louis the next day and Marion looking eviscerated.

Sent from my DROID2 GLOBAL

You missed it, in Benton.

Hell, WF barely got scratched.

I opened my front door, to a sky of water, and screamed bring it on!

I told her where the door was.

She is still here.

Spite, perchance?

She also told me if I found someone else, she would divorce me. I am not falling for that fembait. She’s crazy enough to say that, then cite in the divorce adultery as the cause, and hello alimony.

Sent from my DROID2 GLOBAL

There is such a thing as alimony still, in China?

So females actually get paid for ruining marriages, there?

Fuck.that.

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[Boel]

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good for sunday mornings

I should be finishing working my last weeked every today on to the bigboy schedule

[DaRabidDuckie]

How many Hibikis DOES it take to screwin’ a Duckie Bulb?

Sadly, the only Suntory ANYTHING I can get in MS is Midori.

But to answer the rest of the question, as many as it takes until she asks if she can wear the eye patch. Then I’m in there.

[Azure]

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good for sunday mornings

I should be finishing working my last weeked every today on to the bigboy schedule

You reminded me…

…Missing Person’s plight has given me the excuse to post this.

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[Manx]

I’m tired of walking on eggshells for her.

Then don’t. If you don’t start calling her shit and making her accountable, you’re going to end up in jail.

I told her where the door was.

She is still here.

Spite, perchance?

She also told me if I found someone else, she would divorce me. I am not falling for that fembait. She’s crazy enough to say that, then cite in the divorce adultery as the cause, and hello alimony.

She ain’t goin’ no where. Why should she? She’ll get spousal support of some kind anyway, so why not just move out and be done with it? You should at least contact a lawyer and learn where you stand even if you don’t end up going through with it.