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I always thought that Final Fantasy having a monster named “Malboro”, with a primary attack named “Bad Breath”, was a nice touch.

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Menthols, yo. Menthols.

Anything else and it was nastyfest.

I quit smoking over a year ago though so while my lungs are happy, I’m no longer cool.

Your hate got fatter too.

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I tried getting addicted to smoking but never happened lol…

alcohol on the other hand is godlike :coffee:

The voice is very good, but the pacing, not so much.

Did you ever get your hat back from that random Asian chick who raped you?

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I haven’t had sex in so long I don’t remember what it is. I might be mistaking “sex” for “Arby’s.”

It came up again recently enough in here

He never got the hat
He never went back for it and for more
He never even practices CvS2! :eek: :cybot:

He lost his hat.

Did he at least wear a hat, when he lost the other one?

He’s old enough hat at CvS2, why bother.

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just had an epic fap session

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Well, Arby’s smells like ass, at least.

But not in the" bringing the sexy back" sort of way.

It takes a champ to wear out a cybernetic arm.

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I’m super tired from being up since 8 after just 4 hours of sleep and with a couple beers I’m losing my mind and anyway I’ve put “become left-handed” on my newly created bucket list.

still didn’t get it back>:(

yeah, son. i saw that shit on my reuters phone app. he was loltastic on the show, but reading some of his post-show quotes makes his death kinda sad.

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Some dude contacted me while I’m having sets with a Canadian friend’s Akuma… and I’ve never run across this guy before anywhere. He’s invited in to our player match room. My Xbox avatar guy is supposed to be mr burns, made it back when this thing was new and they practically forced you to have one. XBOX Live ran out today, but its a free weekend, messages thru home button, type em out still work, just not on the website log in.

Is this you dude? Or some other Purple ninja who’s making himself and the clan known with strange beacons.

I dunno if you guys watch Weeds, but Andy’s speech a few weeks about why his ability to have effortless sex proves there is a God was absolutely amazing. Can’t link it though, because it’s definitely NSFW.

It kind of makes me think about my own situation. I’ve learned I can get women to buy me drinks AND still get in their panties. It was surprisingly simple, really…

Girl at bar: "So what happened to your eye?"
Me: “Buy me a drink and I’ll tell you.”

Onward to sexy times. Hasn’t failed yet.

Oh HELL no. “im wulf zilla” is literally the LAST thing I’d call myself online.

He will be punished for his insolence.

Yeah he’d have some dignity and choose like Milfzilla at least.

I have a couple beta codes for Firefall (pc game), if anyone wants one PM me your email address and I’ll send you one.

watching some of these old National Geographic “Trials of Life” documentary.

god damn ants are nuts. some species apparently harvest leaves not to eat, but to use to construct fungal gardens in the depths of the hive. they carefully clean each leaf before putting it in. after the fungus crop is ripe, they harvest it and distribute it to all the ants in the colony.