It exists in Korea, which is where our marriage license was filed, and is where we would have to file for divorce.
God, and she threw out my Vicodin too.
I don’t need it now, but I do save painkillers for if I have a migraine. Besides that, it’s the principle of it.
Oh wait, I found them in a trash can she hadn’t emptied.
Grrrrr…
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A&W does that to me every time. I actually fell asleep once waiting for someone to get out of the changing rooms because we decide to eat at the food court first then shop.
Maxamillion and his D&D troop literally ruined the hazmat stream. Those clowns had just enough of a mixture of nerdy and unfunny to make me not give a fuck what happens in any match in that tournament. The worst part about the whole Jill making out with the dog bit, is I couldn’t tell which was which. Luckily, I was at least able to spot the canine as a cruel twist of irony left that dog as the only member of the crew who wasn’t a bitch.
You should see what I do to you after you’re asleep, but you’d need eyes in the back of your head. Or a subscription to my youtube channel.
Congratulations. You are now a drug addict. :tup:
are you fucking serious? where did this happen?
also, can we remove the fucking rollover ad? or move it so that it isnt RIGHT UNDER THE FUCKING DROP BOX FOR ALERTS? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
You got that itis bruv…
…mud butt?
Idea:
http://b.dryicons.com/images/icon_sets/shine_icon_set/png/256x256/megaphone.png
My preference is for this:
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I’ll probably get busted down a few steps in the White Person Music ranks for saying that. I’m already at Level 4 Laser Lotus as it is.
If I get a dog, Imma name him levee and kick him everytime it rain…
MAN… fuck black people… especially when it’s your own family…
The pure unfiltered niggadry is something that would make the most non-racist dude in the world join the KKK…
Thanks fam for reminding me to stay my ass a little more further north… they little badass kids complaining about shit and they don’t have anywhere near as much…
Just… FUUCKKKKK
/Uncle Ruckus
Make your ring tone the sound of a phone vibrating.
On the ReveLAtions stream last night. He brought his fucking acting troupe with him so the cast was as follows:
-Max, the bastard lovechild of Nic Cage (blessed be he, Nic Cage is an American Treasure) and Chad Kroeger (who has like 1 listenable song, thanks to Santana).
-Jill Valentine, circa MVC2/RE1, dressed as such to kiss hella Stream Monster ass. “Which do they like more, MVC2 Jill or MVC3 Jill? I guess whichever can get undressed faster.” Which leads me back to my thesis statement: Fuck you, Max.
-Wesker, who looked SO GLAD he had to wear shades so that nobody would recognize him. Was probably the least embarrassing member of the bunch, outright refusing to do stupid shit to appease the Stream Monsters like shotgunning a NOS. Motherfucker you SIP that shit, let the flavor and energy wash over you like a waterfall.
-Dog, who was cute as hell and had more swag than everyone in the room.
-Doom, who sounded less like Victor Von Doom and more like a guy doing the worst Wolverine impression you’ve ever heard but nobody has the heart to tell him it’s awful. MF Doom sounds more like Victor. Hell, DMX sounds more like Victor.
The commentary on the matches was generally worthless, and Max actually pandering to/enabling the Stream Monsters was embarassing and awful. I hope he never gets to commentate again, but he will because he can make and then force unfunny memes like FINGAH LAZAS.
You stupid shit, those are SPIRIT FINGERS Doom is doing.
hmm someone should do something about maximillian…
hey rockb? you wanna do me a favor?
Please understand, I am not jealous of this guy- just highly annoyed.
Maximillian makes me ashamed of my penchant for fucking flat, nerdy bitches.
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You are still an American citizen.
Leave her, come home, get a real divorce, and tell Korea to go fuck itself.
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No worries, I want to go listen to some Doom and Santana again right now thanks to your post.
It might even blend together, for example:
Black Magic-- Fancy Clown
Dr. Doom on that stream sounded like Gilbert Godfrey.
THIS
When I used to be subbed to Max that was of the ONLY reasons I watched his videos. Doesn’t help that YT keeps shoving him in my face in the “Suggested” tab.
SRK just gave me an error telling me to load jQuery.
No, SRK. YOU load jQuery.
I saw this enormous woman in the store last night. 350lb+. She had a little mulatto boy with her. I was like, “talk about being a giant whore.”