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1441

So this users mouse dies. Instead of putting in a ticket, she just goes out and buys one with company money, and bitches that it doesn’t work. I ask her if it was approved by IT, as all computer related purchases must be approved by us so we can make sure they get a compatible/reliable/familiar product. She gets an attitude about it and say some smart ass shit like “you mean we have to go through IT whenever we buy ANYTHING!?” No, not anything, you dipshit.

So she tells me she tried another mouse before buying this one and it didnt work. Hmmmmm. Two mice that wont work on your system and uh… you think its the mouse?

Now she mad that her shit is busted worse than she thought, and that I was right.

If you would have just called us when it stopped working in the first place we wouldnt have this problem!

1442

^Women.

Other than that:
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That was mind-numbingly boring of a “boss battle”, IMO.

If the rest of the game is like this then how can platforming be the only issue this game has?

1443

I had no idea mice could “die”

I always cleaned my ball mice out before I just bought a laser mouse.

1444

Why do three of you have the same avatar and who the fuck is that in the avatar?

1445

It’s the new Vergil from DmC, bro.

1446

it is about time they use a good character design forhim

1447

Ew. Really?

Now I gotta go watch a trailer or something.

1448

That’s like…the first boss in the game. He becomes a mini-boss/generic in short order.

The real question is why are you asking this in the Lounge and not the Darksiders 2 thread?

1449

This is so gay.

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1450

Oh wait, they take a lame boss and turn it into a lame enemy you have to fight over and over?

AWESOME.

1451

In order to quickly get rid of a boner, flex your thigh muscles while sitting.

1452

I’ve fought him twice or 3 times or something and he dies really quick. I didn’t think he was all that lame, but also being a super minor part of the game i didn’t feel the need to dwell on him either. I honestly liked I had to do something to reveal a weak spot to damage him. Meant I had to do something besides run up to and whack him with my weapons. Had to think a little. Recent puzzle boss I took down last night was similar in that I had to come up with another way of making him vulnerable to damage instead of just running up and busting out a combo. Tested a different skill.

1453

my life hack skill just leveled up bruvs!

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1454

Having the same avatar makes you, technically, the same person.

1455

Wait, why would I ever want to get rid of a boner? I like the ladies knowing they turn me on, especially when that mushroom pokes up from behind my belt and says hello…

1456

Impossible.

Grog is not gay.

Know what else is not gay?

The Expendables 2.

They cut the emo parts short.

Full bromo for the decision to include the panning of double takes.

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1457

because I can.

but to your original point, like I said, it’s just my opinion. Not trashing the game. Just saw that and was like WTF at this boss. maybe this gameplay is just not that great and you, Rad, should have posted your own gameplay, you fucker!

the whole egg-barely-touches-earth-crab-spazzes-out-to-expose-anus-vagina-like-underbelly-rinse-and-repeat-til-dead through me off.

I can imagine that the rest of the game is good. I just hope for the people who bought the game that it is a good game.

TOL.

didn’t you hear?

Mine is Twilight Vergil.

Act like ya know!

1458

Did you not read this page at all I just asked this question like 10 posts ago.

Edit: 15 posts ago.

1459

Chalk up this whole quote to two words:

End User.

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1460

he was taking pictures of your wang