Holy shit, talk about inconspicuous Lol.
Boel: you are my bruv from another mother. I daydreamed all the time about that ish.
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I’m sure they would. You’re gonna have a random hot chick walking down stairs and then BAM, magic dick appears and starts nailing the shit out of her. She’s gonna start wondering wtf is going on with her pussy, fail to grab the rails and fall down the stairs.
Or you’re gonna daydream about nailing it and then your dick will attack while she drives. She starts losing control from the random dicking and hits 2 cars in the free way.
Bitches would be all over the random magical dicking at random.
Yes. Yes.
I always daydreamed about girls talking to me
it was a nice dream
I remember getting a hard on in class due to those hot chicks. Teacher must have been like “Well, that kids still here 2 minutes after the bell rang, must have an erection.”.
Why did Microsoft come to the decision to have cells in Excel size in height by points and width by (the extremely vague and variable) characters? What is this nonsense?
My rape fantasies came later in life…like when I’m driving to work past the high school…
I dunno man, Drean is ok in my book
I only want to report people I don’t like.
can y’all imagine the healing on an asshole tattoo bruvs? lol no solids for you!
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Oh well then yeah, fire away :tup:
i already report pony avatar users
I’ll admit, I have a bit of social anxiety. I can’t piss when someone is right next to me…so I go in to the men’s room to relieve myself and this douchefuck is next to me texting while pissing. I wanted to punch him so fucking bad…
shit, keep it a hundred broelman (from the 5th floor) don’t let these shy guys pressure you into re-wording at the expense of being creepy. i talk about raping bitches err day, at work even.
dude that shit was the pits. so many inappropriately timed boners when i was a youngling, imagine that happening in catholic school during church. time for communion? FUCKING BONER GO SOMEWHERE ELSE I DON’T NEED YOU NOW!
edit@AL: texting while PISSING? that is all kinds of fucked up, dude is just throwing caution to the wind unless he’s sitting down to piss. of course, that brings up another entire set of problems which i won’t begin to discuss.
you never covered up with a book?? tsk tsk tsk
resting a book on your boner doesn’t do anything beyond displaying that you have a boner.
A cache/cookie clear later and I can now log back into Youtube on FireFox.
Shiiit I never hid my hard-ons in school…I used to do my cocky strut.
Kids always made fun of the dumbest things…
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High School? I’m 27 and still have this issue at work.
Gotta show off the godly endowments