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When there’s a time machine, I’m going back to kick early 2011 MP’s ass.

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And God help me, if we ever procreate, and considering the dreck she’s put me through since our nuptuals, that’s a big if, she’s not getting an epidural, I’ll see to that.

Fair is fair.

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I usually do not do this, Corey - and I mean like, ever.

But…

I told you so. :coffee:

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Man, I’m telling you. She looks more and more like the Korean broad in The Hot Chick errday.

“Ling Ling! Look!” Hanging up sign upside-down “I help you!”

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man don’t be havin no kids, I think you know better than that

heh, it’s still surprising to me that some folks are so upset at the very notion of requiring an ID to vote… like that’s such a hurdle that obviously targets a particular group of people. Pitiful shit, man. What kind of Goofus is walking around in society today with no ID anyway (besides illegal immigrants)? How does one even participate in the modern world without that? You’ve GOT to be kidding me with this shit. So, the store clerk that asks for your ID when you purchase an alcoholic beverage… I suppose he’s “racist” too, right? It’s like some (“most”, actually) people will just go right along with whatever their ideological “team” says…like an army of T-800s that are just following their programming script…completely incapable of an individual thought process.

You mean the drunken skype tirades FROM WORK weren’t enough of a sign for you not to ring it, son? :shake:

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Fuckin’ California is a goddamned joke.

And I detest the Repugnantans.

But the Demoncraps counting on their voter base being full-on retard is pretty much beyond despicable.

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shit son, should have got her with the launcher and then hit the air steiner.

He is always playing Cat and Bat with Cat Woman.

^ That bitch looks crazy.

There is a video of Weeks? Link?

Poo eater

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Superman doesn’t fart.

The Flash complains about Kid Flash being gay

Raises hands into fists with wrists facing each other like a scared gay man

Here are this Lounge’s busted bitches of the week.

Miyo Aroyo of the band, Ladytron. Sh’es Bulgarian.

And her bandmate, Helen Marnie.

This bitch could cast a spell on you.

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpxXndh0Q4Kxn6B8AzKPdNkBMK9DZHNOZ9DNUmI03kmcoAjIq9

Seriously, man. Why is this even under question? Look, you have a billion years to have kids. Men’s sperm keep on goin & goin & goin, as opposed to those constantly staling eggs women have (you listening, Matriarch?). As long as you have your self esteem you can always find a young hottie of child-bearing age to get yo womb injection on with. Just make sure she ain’t cray. And from the looks of it, you got yoself some cray there with you.

I wish you the best. :tup:

That said, I just got my oldest off to his second day of school. I’m going to sleep. :coffee:

I’ve always wondered, if you were about to do something awful, would it be a charity, or an act of disservice to post about it on SRK?
On one hand, you are going to be creating a LEGENDARY thread, if you outline your murder plans, get called a troll a bunch and then somebody posts a link. Not to mention all of the “e-cred” the site gets for being hardcore. Plus everybody who posted would be like “oh man, I sort of talked to that guy before he killed all those kids” which would make them feel special.
On the other hand, all of your other posts would probably be taken out of context, the site would probably come under scrutiny from the authorities and there is a good chance your posts will be deleted if the attention is too negative. A lot of new people would probably join if the interwebs caught wind of a “psycho” forum and would proceed to troll the shit out of the regulars.

Decisions decisions.

sorry boss, but clan mishima have been putting bodies through anti grav simulations for a while. found a great example of such a thing, tekkenzone’s dohee kim is gdlk. [media=youtube]wmnsKYlz3rI[/media]

Hey, stop letting your crazy AZN bitches manifested in your other personas <— not the vidya but that other thing you said about the several entities, personalities making up your posting, in a room behind your computer screen, right, stop letting them type stuff out for you. You know they’re trying to justify his crazy AZN lady’s spouse control decisions.

And I spend to much time on here and other forums, and maybe do get 1/3rd of what you’re saying there. that 2nd paragraph about psycho. None of that registers and SRK isn’t one of those though there was a topic a few months ago on here of “what are the worst internet forums” and some SRK posters shed light on shit forums to never ever go to.

and it would’ve been better if I only said: so you’re a crazy AZN bitch too huh?
-or You just lost your potential, however small, Topic Sponsorship chance

Hence them avatars of doing the monkey. Also on doing the monkey, I dreamed I was in a Japan arcade and doing the monkey came up to emote something and have a big laugh maybe at someone’s playstyle, and these Japanese badass players knew all these corny American dances… cabbage patch, uh, a 3rd popular one, the running man that was it. Cabbage Patch xx Running Man into Super Cancel Monkey. All, arm dances… what the hell does this mean?

you wish they all could be California girls.

That would almost be a valid reply if most of that was easy to do. It’s not, so it doesn’t really count in my eyes. I haven’t seen much if any of it on a regular basis from the average Tekken player in real matches.

i could do some wicked shit back in my tekken days, tag was my shit but i could hold it down in 4 as well. i liked using combot (or moku/tetsujin in tag) on randoms and knowing who i was before the match officially started, that would piss people off. would still be able to if i could get my hands on a good old fucking happ bat stick with hard spring and happ buttons (concave or convex). alas, i am stuck using bullshit hori sticks with little ass ball sticks for dainty/small handed fucks.

i wish someone would just make a fucking american style stick, they’ve been pumping out shitty designed japanese styles for too long and they are only getting worse with the buttons and stick closing in on each other in terms of space between them.

edit: also, bruce would be able to take you for a ride with just a few moves off of most of his moves. b~f+4, jump 4, b+4,3,4. ch 3,2,1 followed by knees, d+1~2, etc.

Infiltration and Laugh have the eTokki Korean Battop. Don’t have a lot of press or reviews though. Buttons flat faced like Seimitsu though, not the concave.

http://etokki.com/Playstation3/Omni-Korean-Edition

Case looks like a Virtua Stick High grade to boot.
Crap, out of stock, think they were even updating the design recently too.

Yo…I wanna stroke the new Wendy’s broad. She’s like a real life version of Ariel. I need to see full body pics tho…summons shaft

…(not enough mp)
takes elixer

summons shaft

I know she has some sexy pics too…I need to get a hard on before this meeting so everyone still knows I’m the alpha.

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There are a ton of people who can legally vote and have no ID. Requiring it to vote does cut out a huge portion of the populace who more often then not are Dem. There are a lot of low income homes where people don’t drive or have need for ID.

The only Pants on Head Retardedness involving voter ID is all the reasons the Repubs give to have it implemented since all of their reasons don’t happen. Voter Fraud due to ID Fraud doesn’t happen. Voter fraud due to corruption behind the scenes does happen and usually involving Repubs.