I seem to remember one of you bastards linking me to a comic about a super girl whose shit flew and cause property destruction so she had to think of all these ingenious ways to keep them from blowing up the world.
i will let it slide this time. watch your posts though.
lol that sounds awesome.
Get on dat egg white omelet tip.
Wanna learn how to do my job (and a bunch of other cool stuff)? Watch this vid:
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I am surprised with how much I know about Z/OS. I need a new job. :sad:
:tup:
Was it Million? 
Now onto a better headline that will work even better:
ANYTHING THAT YOU LIKE IS BAD FOR YOU!
****So, my mom read what I had done of my Nanowrimo project, and told me I should finish it. Think I’m going to take a shot with that.
Now that I think about it, might have been Wild Kitty. That dude was always linking me to fucked up shit.
LOL I remember him. He had a Ron Artest AV.
Random super wasted guy that stumbled onto my porch and spilled a full beer on the wood. Thanks for the three beers you left me when I kicked you the fuck off my porch you drunkard 
I did that to someone once, but instead of spilling shit I tried to hook up with some dude’s girlfriend. I was trying to walk back to the party cause my friends brought me home and locked my keys in the car. Ended up at another party down the street from me. :sad:
Sake Bombs are serious shit.
Killed a bunch at my parents 25th anniversary dinner tonight. I felt on-top of the world until just a little bit ago. After the dinner, my girlfriend took me to my favorite gas station to pick up a slushie/icee. I killed that shit. The problem is that when I threw up just a bit ago, my entire dinner was tinted blue, and it made my tongue blue again. At least I feel immensely better.
Still not feeling too hot though. Any suggestions on getting rid of hangovers/headaches?
I think it has something to do with eating a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
Not sure where that’s from…or what it’s implying…
Note: Teriyaki sauce is terrible when it comes back up.
(Hasn’t it been known for a while that eggs were quite bad for you?)
Damn it. I should maybe go to bed, especially now that I can actually sleep in it again, but there’s also work I should do and I did nap earlier…
Ugh. Thanks for reminding me that I still need to finish my own. Not that I’d forgotten. I’ve been meaning to do that for…months.
…Just like every other writing project I have. Sigh.
Wow. This is perhaps proof that I need to go to bed for at least a bit longer since I read that as “killed a bunch of my parents”.
Not only that, but my first thought was less “wait, did this guy just say he killed people?” and more “how many parents does he have?” Stupid uncharacteristic watching of Seinfeld’s “The Bris” episode coloring my already hazy perception with “godparents” bullshit.
Anyway, as far as hangover cures, aside from just not drinking (that much), I vaguely remember something with lime or lemon being suggested frequently and supposedly working rather well. You should be able to find “it” via Google rather easily.
Not much else to say since I don’t really drink as it is and the few times I’ve drank heavily I’ve never had a hangover surprisingly.
Today was a good day, got Supercade fixed and got to play RB2.
Fuck Rick Stroud.
Good games, AYO.
Good games sir, Rick does my people proud.
I think today I’ll get drunk and read webcomics drawn by girls my age
damn ayo you was up latttte
“The Fab Five” or whatever they’re calling them now (the 2012 U.S. Women’s Gymnastics team) will be on Soledad O’Brien’s show this morning. Raisman and Maroney in particular— SO ravaged…yes yes. Anytime, girls…anytime…
yeah
Spoiler
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My wife has made it very clear, through her patronizing, contradicting to what I say, and belittling behavior that she thinks she’s smarter than me.
Normally I would just blow this off and not bother with it, if it weren’t for the simple fact that my wife is the dumbest person I’ve ever met.
Case in point: today. I just had oral surgery. We’re talking 2 hours in the dental chair, with the dentist telling her that the pain would be so excrutiating that I would be up to doing much for the next couple days.
I got out of the office and asked for a pain killer. Over here, the office itself prescribes and dispenses the pain medicine.
Her: They didn’t give you any.
Me: What? Why?
Her: I told them not to.
The following events take place between 6:45pm Beijing time and before my wife accidentally fell down some stairs.
Me: WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
Her: You don’t need any.
Me: WOMAN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE FOR ANOTHER MINUTE YOU BETTER GIVE ME SOME PAIN PILLS!
Her: I bought you some in Korea, they’re at home.
Me: And what are they?
Her: Ibuprofen.
Me: Ibuprofen?!
Her: Yes.
Me: I want you to take out a notepad, take clear notes, and listen carefully. Take these words of advice to heart, because they’re from the Bible.
Her: …ok?
Me: GO BACK IN THAT GODDAMNED OFFICE, TELL THEM YOU MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE, AND GET ME SOME PRESCRIPTION STENGTH PAIN PILLS BEFORE ALL THOSE IBUPROFEN YOU BOUGHT GO UP EVERY ORIFACE YOU HAVE SOME YOU DON’T CURRENTLY HAVE BUT WILL SOON HAVE IF I DON’T HAVE PAIN PILLS IN MY HAND YESTERDAY!
Her: What’s an…
Me: DRUGS NOW OR DIE!
…I now have painkillers.
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You picked a real winner there, MP. 'Til death do you part.