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Havatchu · August 16, 2012, 8:13pm

I’ve always wondered, if you were about to do something awful, would it be a charity, or an act of disservice to post about it on SRK?
On one hand, you are going to be creating a LEGENDARY thread, if you outline your murder plans, get called a troll a bunch and then somebody posts a link. Not to mention all of the “e-cred” the site gets for being hardcore. Plus everybody who posted would be like “oh man, I sort of talked to that guy before he killed all those kids” which would make them feel special.
On the other hand, all of your other posts would probably be taken out of context, the site would probably come under scrutiny from the authorities and there is a good chance your posts will be deleted if the attention is too negative. A lot of new people would probably join if the interwebs caught wind of a “psycho” forum and would proceed to troll the shit out of the regulars.

Decisions decisions.

SRK has e-cred? I’ve never even heard of such a thing.

Shaft_Agent · August 16, 2012, 8:17pm

i can’t tell if she’s my type of girl though.

BIGWORM · August 16, 2012, 8:18pm

Dem 50/50s

SoVi3t · August 16, 2012, 8:29pm

Eating eggs without yolks is like eating chicken without the skin. I finish my eggs off with a cigarette. Got damn I need to quit

Currenly in the process of annihilating what can only be described as the single greatest grilled cheese sammich in existence. Dem jalepenos!!!

Spoiler

http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af268/SoVi3t666/photo5.jpg

Was rep before your time?

BlackShinobi · August 16, 2012, 8:42pm

I’ve always wondered, if you were about to do something awful, would it be a charity, or an act of disservice to post about it on SRK?
On one hand, you are going to be creating a LEGENDARY thread, if you outline your murder plans, get called a troll a bunch and then somebody posts a link. Not to mention all of the “e-cred” the site gets for being hardcore. Plus everybody who posted would be like “oh man, I sort of talked to that guy before he killed all those kids” which would make them feel special.
On the other hand, all of your other posts would probably be taken out of context, the site would probably come under scrutiny from the authorities and there is a good chance your posts will be deleted if the attention is too negative. A lot of new people would probably join if the interwebs caught wind of a “psycho” forum and would proceed to troll the shit out of the regulars.

Decisions decisions.

Speaking of this did anyone on SRK ever positively confirm whether or not the kid who threatend to go apeshit on keits and the kid who went upside that other kids head with a machete were the same person.

Kromo · August 16, 2012, 8:42pm

I meant it like, the cred it WOULD get in the pantheon of internet websites. You know, like how Reddit is famous for having pedophiles and how 4chan is famous for having…
…
stupid shit?

SRK could be briefly famous for having a triple murder-suicide cannibal.

regulate · August 16, 2012, 8:43pm

Angelpalm: is my area gonna be included in the territory?

and everything will kill you bruvs. breathing kills you.

Sent from my ArkOfTheCovenant using AncientAliensTalk

Havatchu · August 16, 2012, 8:44pm

Bruvs kill me.

Radiantsilvergun3 · August 16, 2012, 8:50pm

She’s adorable.

Starhammer · August 16, 2012, 8:51pm

thought you were a super mod. My mistake. Congrats I Guess…

-Starhammer-

ThePurpleBunny · August 16, 2012, 8:52pm

Does the word “rape” have a different meaning in England? Because:

https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/statuses/236076717788258304

Havatchu · August 16, 2012, 8:54pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHa

Oh my god, I’m actually laughing out loud right now.

You guys are straight peepin’ the Wendy’s girl.

But for real what’s her name again?

What the fuck? I seriously feel like an old man, I have no idea how twitter works. It said that woman founded mensh, you can** found** a twitter page? It’s not even a fucking website.

DaRabidDuckie · August 16, 2012, 8:56pm

She’s obviously Menschtrating.

Havatchu · August 16, 2012, 9:20pm

So, my dad was real salty the other day playing SOTN.

Let’s see…

Me: Beat the game at Lvl48 180% Basically 11 hours.

Dad: Hasn’t beat the game, Lvl42 146% 19 hours.

You mad pops?

I have no idea what he did spending those 8 hours for that difference.

The_Epidemic · August 16, 2012, 9:22pm

I’d raw her…no hesitation. Besides I need a seed from each ethnicity

Sent from the next dimension using saiyantalk…

Radiantsilvergun3 · August 16, 2012, 9:23pm

You knowing what to do makes a huge difference.

ThePurpleBunny · August 16, 2012, 9:24pm

I’d spend those 8 hours leveling up my Alucard. Then I’d have my Alucard kick your Alucard’s “only spent 11 hours” ass.

After that, Goku.

DaRabidDuckie · August 16, 2012, 9:27pm

That local stream needs only 42 more followers before tomorrow to make one of the hosts get my logo tattooed on his ass.

Sorry to keep spamming the link, but it’d just be too awesome if that actually happened… http://t.co/AGkgXp9r

Cyntalan · August 16, 2012, 9:31pm

Followed.

Carpet_Lint · August 16, 2012, 9:35pm

So apparently Pepsi was hosting an online contest to name a new Mountain Dew drink, where anyone from the internet could suggest new names and vote on those suggestions.

Obviously it went bad, Reddit and 4chan got their mitts on it, started suggesting creative names.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/mountain-dew-asks-people-name-drink-4chan-takes-190904106.html

The one leading it all before they took the site down was “Hitler did nothing wrong”.

Just imagine for a minute, actually living in a world in which this new green apple shit is appearing in commercials and stuff where actors are spouting lines like “Hitler Did Nothing Wrong…ah, hits the spot!”

It is kind of crazy to think that such a big company would hire internet experts or social media gurus to do something like this…I mean the first thing I learned on the internet was that people are fucking assholes. Why trust the internet with so much power? Insane.