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I wrote, well, about Ken in 3s and some guy exposed himself with:

“When I see a longass post I expect someone else to get the jist of it in 1 sentence and bring it to me.”

That’s fine man, some people are visual learners… man he was probably D++ Rank Ken at book reports. Shit tired me out too.

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holy shit the font is rainbow road gay too
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What specific instance made you come to this world bending Shyamalan-esque conclusion?

Nah, they’d be fucked by the square-cube law. They wouldn’t be able to lift themselves, and if they did, their legs would break.

I thought it was,

“If spiders where the size of cats, humans would be fucked”

I’m just glad there are no cats the size of tigers, then we’d really be fucked

Thanks. You’ve ruined Godzilla, King Kong, Antman, and every similar fictional creature/being for me.

I was thinking a few years ago that if there were some animal that evolved from elephants the way we evolved from apes, they would run our shit for free.

Just do what they did with post-Crisis Superman: handwave it by postulating a latent form of telekinesis, then call it a day.

No arguments here. Elephants are insanely tough and quite intelligent.

Saw that “Pookie” thing finally. It was alright.

I blame all of you for Asura Blade and Asura Buster for failing, since I was like 9 at the time.

She might not have Amazing Funbags, but you can’t argue with a good-looking chick who strips down to the short ‘n’ curlies and puts it down on video.

Well, you can argue with her about a lot of stuff… just not that particular thing.

Finally figured out how to make one of these

yeah, i’m just messing with mIRC. i’ll never turn down free porn. :mad:

We already know that it was added to one hard drive or another the moment you received the PM.

you can add my knuckles to ur next sammich, sir. guess what i got tattooed on my segments?

goodn1ght

AND it’s interlaced between my fingers so it’s only legible when i Superman double fist punch someone.

i was scouting a brick and mortar store for my weak-ass business and the owner (80+ years old) had a computer there. i don’t know the tower model, but it had a Samsung SyncMaster monitor. it was a 2. i told the dude i had a SyncMaster but it was a 940. he fell out. :rofl:

i miss my SyncMaster :sad: i bet it’s not even broken for real. probably just a blown backlight or capacitor.

Subtle response. My win = vindicated.

I wish to know more about this.

^SO true. What they gonna do, Return you to her for breach of contract? Fuck that shit MP. Get back to the USA. Come here and be free, tell her to kick bricks and stay free like used maxi pads.

-Starhammer-

To mIRC…

…thanks?

Live action HNK film and Riki-oh added to Netflix? Talk about an awesome night of ass whippings.

Who would win in a fight I wonder, Kenshiro or Riki-Oh.

She’s out of divorce mode again.

Normally I’d be happy about it, but this is retarded.

Guess who’s still marking themselves as totally innocent and the victim of this debacle?

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