Base to MP1, Base to MP1.
We have recieved the appraisal of your situation. You are granted emergency authorization to use the experimental sub-weapon:
STationary
Access
Inhibitor
Restriction
System
Codname: STAIRS. Repeat, STAIRS sub-weapon IS authorized.
-Starhammer-
If you hadn’t forgotten the r in the anagram, id like it,
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^Fixed. 
Ironically, I ran outside to catch the trash truck and tripped down my own stairs. thankfully, my other leg caught and I did not become a victim of my own weaponry.
-Starhammer-
Types in Do a barrel roll in the google search bar.
Dafuq?
LOL, at least there wasn’t a coathanger at the end of them? I would totally be in belief that you were running an abortion clinic by then.
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Gangnam style is the Korean macarena. just like WTF-AKUMA-HAX I did hear Gundam style but the thing right before it sounded like Oprah. So as far as I knew the whole song was about a dude who had an Oprah Gundam so he could mind control all the bitches in the world.
There’s a scorpion inside my house. I fucking hate scorpions. it got in last night and now I gotta hunt that dude down. Blah.
close, but my weapon of choice is different…
I’ll make 'em cough it up.
-Starhammer-
Physicists trolling people.
http://www.physics.nyu.edu/faculty/sokal/lingua_franca_v4/lingua_franca_v4.html
I just realized that if I become graduate student for English, I can make a living trolling journals this way too. This sounds like a fucking AMAZING career choice.
Nickguy is the only reason I keep coming back.
To troll academics. The thing about the majority of english articles is that they read like really elaborate gibberish. I could technically still troll literature and social science journals from here. But I would need to find a way to get paid while I do so.
That girl is 98% perfection*.
And I normally detest white bitches.
*minus 2% for being white.
#1. I love me some skinny bitches.
#2. She looked much better in the first pic.
She got a reduction? Well good for her…it takes a toll on small framed ladies backs.
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Did she get her lips boosted as well or is it just the weight loss in the face that make them look even bigger than before?
Lol she looks fine. You’re comparing myspace angled professional pics to a cell camera bathroom pic. IMO she looks better…I’ll pass on saggy tits son
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They looked rather shapely, actually.
But that is besides the point.
The point is she lost so much weight that she looks 10 years older.
Ten white girl years older, at that.
Which is to say closer to twenty.
WHAT.
It is code for: “My wife is on the rag”, I think.
Nah.
The ONLY reason is that you won’t let him play pitcher.
Again…comparing PROFESSIONAL pics to a cellcam. You guys realize those first two pics are edited right?? I doubt the recent one is.
Also tits that big will sag…doa physics don’t exist in real life
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Aight bet…gives me something to do at work lol
Either way I’d still hit…let’s not get that confused
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