SRK Lounge, now officially sponsored by Clockwork Technology

Oompa Gundam Style is indeed a classy song.

TMYK: It’s actually Gangnam style, Gangnam being a high class district in Seoul.

Nope. I’m in the 20s.

It’s just sad that the most popular gaming site is full of idiots who are offended at assassins being killed just because they’re female and wear nun outfits. When the fuck did so many “gamers” grow bigger clits than women?

Generally I play nice and tone it down on other forums but when people start throwing around words like mysogonistic and hyper sexualized in response to a game trailer I can’t help but vent truth.

I blame the moms.

Can I start complaining that DOA5 is sexually objectifying men because Jan Lee is shirtless? Nah, I can’t. That sounds like a pretty bitchmade thing to do.

Mmm…that Jan Lee chest.

RedRapper certainly makes the most dick metaphors in the “Tournament Legacy,”
(hell of a name for tournaments that won’t be listed on Kuroppi.com)

topic ongoing, finally among the mess, FGD put to good use.

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Hey, shirtless Yang in AE really scared me. and this is what even like a year and half before the olympics. chinese doping agency.

God help you then. I only got one 30.

All I have to say about neogaf is go back to a thread that is a year or two old and see how many users are banned.

Using “trap” is a bannable offense.

wat

People make me sick. What happened to SRK? I assume GD is still decent, but the rest of this place really did become a giant shithole post-sf4, and somehow got even worse post-mvc3.

Poor choice of words bro.

Enjoy your ban. I KNOW I WILL

Mods, help!

if ants were the size of tigers, we’d be fucked

On neogaf, SRK doesn’t give a fuck. Don’t even ban bots here.

wow writing about cable alone took longer than expected, its bedtime for me

Flash fact: the clitoris and the penis are analogous organs, so a penis is essentially a really big version of the clit. Or the clit is a really tiny penis. Whichever.

Word, though. People are in the entertainment business to make money, and they know that the way to a male consumer’s heart is through his wang. It should come as a surprise to nobody that video games (or anything) featuring depictions of sexually attractive women will do well with guys, just as romantically idealized doggerel like 50 Shades of Gray will do well with women. Nobody has any business getting mad at anybody for having a natural response to things that are custom-designed to push their biological buttons.

If anything, get mad at the company for failing to design something that can engage people on a more complex level. Talk about Bush League.